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Samantha Bee

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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
This is it. It’s the fucking fight of our lives.
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3 years
FINALLY
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3 years
Dreams DO come true! We made this back in 2016 but couldn't use it. We're so excited to finally celebrate with you @ananavarro @katiecouric @larrywilmore @pattonoswalt @StephenAtHome @VanJones68 @thenewsoncnbc @greggutfeld !
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@iamsambee
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6 years
I would like to sincerely apologize to Ivanka Trump and to my viewers for using an expletive on my show to describe her last night. It was inappropriate and inexcusable. I crossed a line, and I deeply regret it.
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@iamsambee
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6 years
Deeply feeling the need to take it to the streets again.
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
5 years
On my way to vote again!
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
7 years
@StephenAtHome @nickkroll This photo brought to you by Sun-In ™ and my grandma’s Liz Claiborne separates. #PuberMe #PuertoRicoRelief
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@iamsambee
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5 years
Stay out of our snatches you bastards.
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@iamsambee
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6 years
These bastards.
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@iamsambee
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3 years
Our spines just collectively unfurled! We are all two inches taller now!
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
1 year
Would love nothing more than to take the Governor of Virginia through my menstrual history in the most vivid detail
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
5 years
Seems like it might be time to bring back Not The White House Correspondents Dinner. But only if @michelleisawolf does a set and teaches me to do my eye makeup extra smokey. Attention @pressfreedom #NWHCD2019
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
Taking a second to applaud the staff of @FullFrontalSamB who fucking dig in every day, call me on my own shit, and grind it out through this nightmare of a timeline to try and make the world a better place.
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
It’s all smiles under this mask as I stand with hundreds of New Yorkers in the wind and rain to vote these ghouls the fuck out of office #2020Elections
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@iamsambee
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3 years
Every show needs to evolve.
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@iamsambee
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1 year
There is literally no reason to watch that motherfucker’s Town Hall tonight, don’t fall for it
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@iamsambee
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7 years
Looking down the barrel of the next four years like
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
7 years
We are all Lesley Stahl.
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@iamsambee
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8 years
I'm doing great thanks for asking
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
YESSSSSSSSSSS
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
4 years
Muralists are currently painting "Black Lives Matter" in massive yellow lettering on 16th Street, the street that leads to the White House.
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
Look at this toilet clog of a human being trying to burn the country down on his way out.
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
7 years
So proud to present tonight's post election @FullFrontalSamB . Watch to the end, it's worth it I promise.
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
FUN! We made a fake wedding registry for Stephen Miller and Katie Waldman to help charities purchase vital supplies for asylum seekers and immigrant families. Visit to annoy the happy couple and help families in need!
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
Yet again, we are witnessing evil.
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
Married 19 years today to this phenomenal human. Happy Anniversary you absolute goofball @jonesinforjason
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@iamsambee
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5 years
Can you believe all these beautiful humans let me work with them everyday?? Today @FullFrontalSamB got Emmy noms, and tomorrow we’re back with a new show. I wonder what kickass surprise Thursday will bring!!!
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
Going to cleanse myself of all this toxic masculinity with eight straight hours of Kate Bush
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
If you still cannot comprehend the need to completely overhaul the infrastructure of justice, I invite you to hop on a rocket and launch yourself into the sun.
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Buffalo police officers applauded by their colleagues as they leave the courthouse
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@iamsambee
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4 years
Human Centipede level ass kissing in the Rose Garden
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
The @USPS is essential to this democracy & has the highest approval rating of any federal agency! Tweet the hashtag #MailedIt today and we will buy a stamp to support this vital service, and also irritate @stevenmnuchin1 . Brand new @fullfrontalsamb tonight at 10:30 BE THERE
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Samantha Bee
4 years
Today’s stress level
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
9 years
Ahmed Mohamed please invent a clock that speeds up time when Ted Cruz is speaking. Thank you! #CNNDebate
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
1 year
Today and every chance you get, vote for the women in your life and their bodily autonomy #Midterms2022
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
Put today’s presidential address on a ten second delay and do pop up videos to correct all the misinformation
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
9 years
Ben Carson is making me think becoming a neurosurgeon is easy and any idiot can do it.
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
5 years
This.
@cmclymer
Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦
5 years
Wishing a particularly special Mother’s Day to transgender moms and moms of trans kids who are holding the world up with love and compassion in a time of increasing hostility. We see you, and we love you. ❤️
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
6 years
When my BFF @davidduchovny told me he was writing a book about a smart, funny woman living in New York City I assumed it was about me? But whatever, I guess this Emer chick is cool too.
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4 years
On my way to rescue some beautiful boaters!
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@iamsambee
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7 years
. @LindseyGrahamSC heyyyy, call me!
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@iamsambee
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6 years
@SebGorka Aw, I thought we were friends 😥
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@iamsambee
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1 year
Kyrsten Sinema’s sleeves are giving me
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
2 years
I feel a powerful love for all the wonderful people behind this incredible show…
@realsambee
Samantha Bee
2 years
After 7 seasons, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee will not be returning to TBS this fall. We’re so thankful for our loyal audience, our amazing team, and that we got to annoy the right people every week—that there wasn't wrestling or baseball or a very special episode of Big Bang.
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@iamsambee
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5 years
YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED! #NotTheWHCD starts at 10/9c on TBS!
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
3 years
Tonight on @FullFrontalSamB we are talking about the endless violence against women, and how we are sick and fucking tired of it. 10:30pm on @TBSNetwork
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@iamsambee
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4 years
We are witnessing evil.
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@iamsambee
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4 years
Watching the numbers roll in like
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@iamsambee
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4 years
Yesssssss
@realsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
He thinks New York is a ghost town because every time he’s here all he hears is “Booo” #Debates2020
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@iamsambee
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3 years
A year ago today we filmed our last show in this studio, then somehow kept making tv in a previously unimaginable world. Lots of feelings today, but the main one is unwavering love and gratitude for the amazing team @FullFrontalSamB who tackled it all with grace and panache.
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
6 years
I may or may not spontaneously combust in tonight’s episode of @FullFrontalSamB at 10:30 In any case there will be 🔥
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
8 years
Local satirist earnestly performs civic duty #NYPrimary
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
If a loaded diaper ran for office opposite this troll of a president I would race to the polls to vote for it.
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
Thirteen days left till we puke up this rancid hairball of an administration, so we're talking voter shenanigans and recapping the worst 4 years ever. Plus, I’m joined by a panel of losers, who are all winners to me! Brand new @FullFrontalSamB tonight at 10:30PM on @TBSNetwork
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Samantha Bee
4 years
Tonight’s @FullFrontalSamB will be audience free, so I plan to look out and picture this instead 10:30pm on @TBSNetwork
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
Someone in the WH be a hero and smash the stupid president’s stupid phone with a hammer
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
2 years
WOW!!! Huge congratulations to our championship digital team!!! Grandma’s heart is bursting with pride ❤️
@Variety
Variety
2 years
"Full Frontal With Samantha Bee Presents" takes home outstanding short form nonfiction or reality series. #CreativeArts #Emmys
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
5 years
I work with the best fucking people. The end. #NotTheWHCD
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
2 years
We continue to beg our elected leaders to do one single fucking meaningful thing to curb gun violence. 10pm on @TBSNetwork
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
5 years
I have maybe watched this...a hundred times so far?
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Allana Harkin
5 years
My favorite moment ever from @FullFrontalSamB . #trumplips
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Samantha Bee
6 years
YESSSSSS
@BaronessShow
Baroness von Sketch Show
6 years
What does the future hold for your children?
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
8 years
Post debate mood
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Samantha Bee
8 years
@amyschumer I made you something!
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Samantha Bee
4 years
Location updated.
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
5 years
Prepping for tonight’s brand new @FullFrontalSamB in a very cool, very chill way.
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Samantha Bee
1 year
Three cheers for nobody knowing anything about their bodies and leaving a huge gap for shitty misinformation to fill! HOORAY
@natalie_allison
Natalie Allison
1 year
Nikki Haley gets applause when she tells the crowd her father would not sign permission slip for her to take sex ed in 7th grade. Audience at all her town hall events so far has gotten excited when she talks about banning sex and gender lessons for kids.
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
3 years
💯
@realsambee
Samantha Bee
3 years
Texas believes every baby has the right to be born, grow up, go to school, then die of Covid.
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@iamsambee
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5 years
Today feels like a gorgeous day to reverse troll Don Jr for his stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid book related website
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Samantha Bee
1 year
Luxuriating in Kevin McCarthy’s discomfort is the spa treatment we all need right now
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
Listening to these #ImpeachmentHearings like
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
8 years
I have a private message just for the 147,000 of you. @FullFrontalSamB
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Samantha Bee
1 year
Reminded of the time Full Frontal created a chrome extension to contextualize aspects of the news, which we never released. It STILL brings me joy, each and every day.
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
I live in the forest now.
@realsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
With COVID-19 spreading across the US, Sam is preparing at home. While the other late night hosts show off their fancy bathrooms, Sam shows you how to chop wood for her woodshed. Welcome to the first episode of Beeing At Home!
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@iamsambee
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7 years
. @LindseyGrahamSC I have important info you need to hear! It's that I like you & think we should chat on the phone. (I'm serious, DM me)
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Samantha Bee
9 years
No one has ever offered Mike Huckabee marijuana :(
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Samantha Bee
3 years
Flexing the fact that I still have Twitter privileges to tell you we have a brand new @FullFrontalSamB tonight and it’s a real scorcher. Plus @SammHenshaw is here to fill your ears with joy—don’t miss it! 10:30pm on @TBSNetwork
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Samantha Bee
9 years
The AARP float just went by! http://t.co/OhKSpFFYqw
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@iamsambee
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8 years
Quivering with excitement to get back on the air tomorrow. QUIVERING. New episode of @FullFrontalSamB Monday at 10:30.
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Samantha Bee
3 years
Work two shifts in the service industry and tell me we don’t need a $15/hr minimum wage. Go on, I dare you. Plus Jimmy Smits in a tour de force performance worthy of an EEGOT. Yes that’s two Emmys, it’s that good. Tonight at 10:30pm on @TBSNetwork
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
7 months
In that case, put a towel down and come to my show!
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11 years
Idea: let's just call it marriage now!
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Samantha Bee
6 years
Take a break from looking up the word lodestar and GO SEE THIS SHOW. It is 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
@kathygriffin
Kathy Griffin
6 years
I can’t believe it, the world tour I started nearly a year ago is wrapping up. Here are the remaining shows...starting with Washington DC this weekend! Get Tickets Here:
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Samantha Bee
7 years
@FullFrontalSamB All in on the #MuslimBan tonight. ALL THE FUCK IN. 10:30 on @TBSNetwork
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3 years
This book *gets* me.
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3 years
Let's Get Loud on a brand new @FullFrontalSamB wherein I ask the big question: how in the Holy Hell is Rudy Giuliani still a lawyer?? Can anyone just be one now? Am *I* a lawyer? 10:30pm on @TBSNetwork
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Samantha Bee
1 year
Why did everyone in the room go quiet and look DIRECTLY AT ME during that menopause commercial last night, fine whatever
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
3 years
On tonight’s @FullFrontalSamB we present our documentary motion picture detailing the unjust treatment of NSA whistleblower Reality Winner. Starring: me as Joe Biden, me as an FBI agent, and of course, me as Reality Winner. 10:30PM on @TBSNetwork #FreeRealityWinner
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4 years
Today’s mood.
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Samantha Bee
9 years
Full Frontal with Samantha Bee: now hiring fact checkers.
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Samantha Bee
7 years
My backstage ritual is "looming over the tech crew." #IWCTFF @Tribeca @IWC
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
5 years
Le gasp!
@realsambee
Samantha Bee
5 years
Tonight, we're joined by another blazer-wearing boss, @KamalaHarris . Tune in at 10:30/9:30c on TBS.
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
3 years
LET’S GO
@realsambee
Samantha Bee
3 years
Democrats won control of the Senate, House, and White House in the last election but STILL can’t get anything done. Why? Because while the Senate filibuster lives, no progressive agenda can survive.
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
YOU CAN DO IT
@ACLU
ACLU
4 years
If you live in: 🗳California 🗳Colorado 🗳Connecticut 🗳DC 🗳Maine 🗳Maryland 🗳Michigan 🗳Minnesota 🗳Montana 🗳Nevada 🗳New Hampshire 🗳Vermont 🗳Washington 🗳Wyoming Your state has in-person Election Day registration. You can register and vote TODAY.
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@iamsambee
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10 years
The only true thing in this world is that your home printer will always fail you when you need it most.
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1 year
Not a good time to be a Baymax
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
7 years
Everybody watch @TheOpposition tonight at 11:30 on Comedy Central, featuring my Mortal Enemy @jordanklepper
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
5 years
Prepping for Mueller’s comments like
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
4 years
We’re back tonight with an all new episode of @FullFrontalSamB ! With special guests @staceyabrams @tttheartist and a tick that crawled up my pants and is probably still there. Tune in 10:30PM on @TBSNetwork
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@iamsambee
Samantha Bee
2 years
My cat is Homelander
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