Canadian Lit Chick
@ConnieLukey
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I am Palov's hashtag dog. Passionate mother, reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.
Toronto, Ontario
Joined April 2025
nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked 80s kids will remember: - saturday morning cartoons - knowing is half the battle - how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop
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Where the fuck are my pants and other things I say to myself as I hear the garbage truck rumbling down the street.
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Not to brag, but I actually could believe it wasn't butter.
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I am Im not stopping for anything on the way home from work years old.
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Shoutout to the person who invented the snooze alarm. May you rest in peace, for 5 minutes.
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If you don’t care for dumb random bullshit, you might be following the wrong guy.
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They say 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 40. All i know is the older i get, the more 9pm is the new midnight.
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"Sorry. Can't. It's already dark out." - Me, every night from now until about mid-May.
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You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.
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