Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEric
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Gen X Superhero. Your mom follows me. Probably working on @BackEastCo
East Coast
Joined July 2017
Sorry I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.
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Bitcoin’s on fire at $112K! Time to flip the charts on BTCC!.Exploring Cryptocurrency with Jaren Jackson Jr.🏀.
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Parents today: ok be careful, text me when you get there and call me if you need anything. Parents when I was a kid: I don’t care if you die just be home by dark.
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First date idea: we move to Italy and eat ourselves to death.
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It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.
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Someone put a “hold your horses” sticker over a stop sign near my house and I can’t stop laughing.
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I heard my neighbor telling his wife to calm down. I’m gonna miss him.
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I’m done with carbs, I’m giving it 40 more years or so but that’s it.
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Marisa Tomei didn’t like any of my tweets today. Weird.
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Bombshell survey about $TSLA Full Self-Driving published today. TL/DR: Consumers hate FSD and many of them also think it should be banned. Details in the thread below: 🧵
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Aliens: this planet sucks why do you stay here?. Me: *hands them garlic bread*. Aliens: yooooooo.
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Making an extra plate of food for Marisa Tomei, just in case.
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RT @BackEastCo: You had a bad day? I got you. You’re stressed out? I got you. Your heart is broken? I got you. - Hoodies.
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