Jew in a Canoe ✡️🎗️🇨🇦 memoir now available!
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MANY POSTS ARE HUMOR AND NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY Proud Jew ✡️ memoir OUT FROM THE SHADOW published by @AmsterdamPB Repped by Bonnie Swanson of FinePrint Lit.
Toronto, Canada
Joined September 2011
Selected as Runner up for the best memoir at the New York Book Festival and best seller on Amazon.
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It's Friday night and I've been drinking. I mean thinking. Hello from Texas.
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I estimate that in another 2 years I'll be finished downloading the Beatles Double White album on Napster. What an amazing platform.
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The Doobie Brothers have announced that there will be no Jumbotron at their concerts. Cheaters will instead be invited on stage.
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On July 19, 1943 a large gallows with 12 nooses was built on the square in front of the Auschwitz I camp kitchen. After the evening roll-call, 12 Polish prisoners were brought from Block 11 where they had been imprisoned. They were condemned for helping three other prisoners in
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Coldplay is now providing marriage counseling as part of their VIP tour packages.
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I've been telling the boys how one of my skills as a kid was sneaking snacks into a movie theater. Last week when I took them to see a movie, one pulls out a Costco sized bag of popcorn from his backpack. The other one has a smoked turkey sandwich and a pickle. Such show-offs.
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I just got back the results from the DNA test to determine my ancestry. I was a little surprised. East European 1%.Coffee 7%.Ashkenazi Jew 43%.Smartass 49%.
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You never know who will show up at a Coldplay concert.
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I came across a woman at the Coldplay concert who was choking on a wad of gum. I leapt into action and applied the Heimlich maneuver. Only then did I realize it was one of my employees. I was so caught off guard that I dropped to the floor.
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Found out my wife was having an affair with Danny from the Partridge Family.
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Doctors who wear scrubs infuriate me. You put on a goddamn suit and tie or a ball gown before you handle me, you slob.
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There are days when I don't believe I will be able to finish my next book. Today is one of those days. The PTSD is powerful. I haven't slept in 2 days because of a painful shoulder. And frankly this book is too much for me.
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It's really a wonder that I haven't dropped all my ideals, because they seem absurd and impossible to carry out. Yet I keep them, because in spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart. Anne Frank.July 15, 1944
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For some reason a newspaper (do they still exist) is having a joke of the week poll. Feel free to vote for whoever you like. 😉.
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There seems to be a breakout of jaundice at Camp Northland!
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Review on Amazon if Out From the Shadows: .That Which Is Never Escaped
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My latest podcast interview is here. It's a two parter and this is part one.
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