Jew in a Canoe ✡️🎗️🇨🇦 memoir now available!
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MANY POSTS ARE HUMOR AND NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY Proud Jew ✡️ memoir OUT FROM THE SHADOW published by @AmsterdamPB Repped by Bonnie Swanson of FinePrint Lit.
Toronto, Canada
Joined September 2011
Selected as Runner up for the best memoir at the New York Book Festival and best seller on Amazon.
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RT @TimmyTebrows: Was not expecting to be this blown away. Blue Jays might just have the best view in baseball
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On July 20, 1944, Colonel Claus Schenk von Stauffenberg left a bomb in a briefcase near Hitler during a military briefing on the deteriorating military situation on the eastern front. The plot against Hitler involved traditional right-wing conservative politicians, police
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In Sweden they are lynching effigies of Jews dressed as concentration camp inmates. Thank God my parents are no longer alive to witness this type of hate.
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Welcome to marriage. Here's the new way to fold napkins.
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First 20 new subscribers to Substack will be upgraded to paid subscription for free.
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Blue Jays are 3 games up on the Yankees and 4 games up on the Red Sox. It doesn't get better than this.
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Well played marketing people.
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I was grocery shopping and they were playing Coldplay so I hugged a woman. After explaining it to security they let me go on the condition that my wife does all the grocery shopping from now on.
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People are making so much out of Andy Byron and Kristin Cabot. Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks used to cheat on each other while performing.
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Grok is absolutely messing with me again.
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I would leave my wife just for showing up at a Coldplay concert.
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If you are at the Coldplay concert in Miami on the 26th, they will be releasing the Epstein files on the Jumbotron.
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It's Friday night and I've been drinking. I mean thinking. Hello from Texas.
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I estimate that in another 2 years I'll be finished downloading the Beatles Double White album on Napster. What an amazing platform.
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The Doobie Brothers have announced that there will be no Jumbotron at their concerts. Cheaters will instead be invited on stage.
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On July 19, 1943 a large gallows with 12 nooses was built on the square in front of the Auschwitz I camp kitchen. After the evening roll-call, 12 Polish prisoners were brought from Block 11 where they had been imprisoned. They were condemned for helping three other prisoners in
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