On November 9, my memoir is having a first birthday! To celebrate I've got a week-long promotion. Anyone who buys my memoir between Nov 9 to 16 will get a 6-month full Substack subscription. Just send me a proof of purchase.

I second this sentiment.

On the anniversary of Kristallnacht, a Pro-Palestinian rally was allowed to march through a residential neighbourhood to harass Jews. The police looked but did nothing. There is a ceasefire so what are rallying for other than to fling hate at Jews? This is against the law. But

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Running is a great way of meeting people. This past week I met 2 paramedics, several nurses and a cardiologist and just missed out on meeting a funeral home director.

November 9 and 10 mark the 87th anniversary of the November Pogrom, also known as Kristallnacht (the Night of Broken Glass). It is one the more difficult days in the year for me. On these nights in 1938, Nazis and sympathetic supporters orchestrated a coordinated assault on

This is a meaningless tweet which is your cue to respond with a non sequitur. I'm eagerly waiting to see what you come up with.

Dietician: Oatmeal offers numerous health benefits, primarily due to its high fiber content. It can help lower cholesterol and blood sugar levels, potentially reducing the risk of heart disease and type 2 diabetes. Would you be willing to try it? Me: No.

A friend said they want a dog for the holidays. Normally we cook a turkey but I suppose everyone has their traditions.

I might be taken more seriously if I didn't have to wear Lululemon.

My wife's favourite unit of measurement is some.

Come to Canada. We have health care, tariffs, and snow in early November.

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I fear for New York Jews. The link is in the comments.

Here is my #jokeofweek

I ran out of room in the fridge while putting away the groceries. So, I took out the leftover cake and ate it. The sacrifices I have to make.

Hello darkness my old friend. I'm not sure if it's 5 or 9 pm.

Why go temporarily insane. Go all the way!

For a history project, my grandson brought me school. He said I was born before video games and computers.

Dude! You are a discredit to your gender.

I've lived in 8 different decades. I can't remember what decade something happened in anymore. Like what decades did I wear a Nehru jacket and platform shoes? Was the same decade or different ones. What was my ICQ screen name? Did we do atomic attack drills in the 50s or 60s?