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MANY POSTS ARE HUMOR AND NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY Proud Jew ✡️ memoir OUT FROM THE SHADOW published by @AmsterdamPB Repped by Bonnie Swanson of FinePrint Lit.

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Selected as Runner up for the best memoir at the New York Book Festival and best seller on Amazon.
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RT @TimmyTebrows: Was not expecting to be this blown away. Blue Jays might just have the best view in baseball
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On July 20, 1944, Colonel Claus Schenk von Stauffenberg left a bomb in a briefcase near Hitler during a military briefing on the deteriorating military situation on the eastern front. The plot against Hitler involved traditional right-wing conservative politicians, police
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In Sweden they are lynching effigies of Jews dressed as concentration camp inmates. Thank God my parents are no longer alive to witness this type of hate.
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Welcome to marriage. Here's the new way to fold napkins.
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First 20 new subscribers to Substack will be upgraded to paid subscription for free.
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Blue Jays are 3 games up on the Yankees and 4 games up on the Red Sox. It doesn't get better than this.
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This week's joke.
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Make my day
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Well played marketing people.
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I was grocery shopping and they were playing Coldplay so I hugged a woman. After explaining it to security they let me go on the condition that my wife does all the grocery shopping from now on.
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People are making so much out of Andy Byron and Kristin Cabot. Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks used to cheat on each other while performing.
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Grok is absolutely messing with me again.
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I would leave my wife just for showing up at a Coldplay concert.
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If you are at the Coldplay concert in Miami on the 26th, they will be releasing the Epstein files on the Jumbotron.
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It's Friday night and I've been drinking. I mean thinking. Hello from Texas.
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I estimate that in another 2 years I'll be finished downloading the Beatles Double White album on Napster. What an amazing platform.
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The Doobie Brothers have announced that there will be no Jumbotron at their concerts. Cheaters will instead be invited on stage.
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On July 19, 1943 a large gallows with 12 nooses was built on the square in front of the Auschwitz I camp kitchen. After the evening roll-call, 12 Polish prisoners were brought from Block 11 where they had been imprisoned. They were condemned for helping three other prisoners in
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