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Chateau Beef

@Chateau_Beef

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Steady Lad. #Bitcoin . Beef. Books. Beatles. My IQ is 80. My percent is 13.

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@Chateau_Beef
Chateau Beef
17 days
Essential viewing for every American. Watch the whole thing. Seriously.
@Bitcoin_Redneck
Redneck Bitcoin
17 days
Do not talk to the police. Ever. Here is why.
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@Chateau_Beef
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@Slatzism I'm not even mad. This guy can stay.
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@Chateau_Beef
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@realSimonLaird @FromKulak That is literally the opposite of the primary theme of the story. Impressive.
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@Chateau_Beef
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@ronin21btc There was a time when I wasn't so different. Now it feels like watching slow-motion suicide with friends cheering.
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@Chateau_Beef
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@Devon_Eriksen_ You should consider collecting your best long-form tweets into a book someday. At this rate, you'll have enough solid material by February.
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@Chateau_Beef
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@JohnXOsterman @Rothmus "...which may have contributed to the disaster." Yes. Yes it did.
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@Chateau_Beef
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@shagbark_hick 30+ years ago, my friends and I found an empty (but clearly in use) camper in the forest on my parents' property. We went inside, roughed things up, and acted all territorial about it. My parents were not proud. They were furious. I think about it to this day.
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@Chateau_Beef
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2 months
The halving itself is great and fun, but this is the real point of all of this. The future, like a cathedral, is being built one block at a time.
@saifedean
Saifedean Ammous
2 months
Happy bitcoin halving day!! For the first time in history, humans have a form of money whose supply increases by less than 1% per year. This is a big deal because the hardness of our money is a control knob for our time preference: the degree to which we discount the future.
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@Chateau_Beef
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@Boomstick44 Absolute legend. Few such cases. I hope you're doing okay now.
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@Devon_Eriksen_ Instantly followed and you just sold a book. Fantastically written post in the vein of Hayek's "fatal conceit."
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@jratcliff My working theory is that this proposal is not even meant to get off the ground. It's election season theatrics meant to get progressives excited. Biden scores points then blames the opposition when it goes nowhere. At least I really hope so.
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@Chateau_Beef
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@ExposeDarkDeeds @EndWokeness Thomas Sowell is one of the greatest living Americans, and one of the most underappreciated intellectuals of the 20th century.
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@Devon_Eriksen_ The problem I run into with my progressive friends is the redefinition of Socialism. The goal posts are moved wherever they need to be. "Socialism" just means fire departments! Do you like fires? And they point to Scandinavia and say, "SEE? Happy! There's nothing to worry about!"
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@NecktieSalvage "But Chihuahuas are aggressive too!"
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@prettybitchmia @citehchris Emily Ratajkowski liked one of his tweets and he's so excited that he wants the world to know, including his barista.
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@Chateau_Beef
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@JElliott115 @BritishHodl Market cap = current supply x current price. An asset does not require $3T of inflow to reach $3T market cap. BofA recently estimated that BTC has a multiple of 1:118.
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@Devon_Eriksen_ @BaraQueenbee Impressive how they manage to strategically ignore the very things universities are supposed to be teaching.
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@LibertyAnders "How do men live this life?" Maybe he's asking for instructions.
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@Dezinuh His Youtube channel is fantastic. He has such palpable passion for what he does.
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@Devon_Eriksen_ As a professional investigator, I cannot like this post enough. Between this and your prior post re this video you've touched on everything relevant and show greater insight into the tactical issues than most. Interested to see how this plays out in court.
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@DzambhalaHODL I don't know why the tunnels were built, but it's interesting that bitcoiners of all people would be jumping to bad conclusions about people building secret rooms/tunnels. The same people talking abt privacy, citadels, coinjoin, civilizational collapse, etc. Verify, people.
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@HodlAlabamGhost Is this what he gave up for the butt lady?
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@Manstack @Antweegonus Sounds like your wife has a functioning brain.
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@BTCsessions Severance. Without a doubt the most interesting, funny, and puzzling show I've seen in years. Can't recommend it highly enough.
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@Chateau_Beef
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@olvelez007 I own a small business, and am finally taking steps to hold bitcoin in reserve (in addition to personal stack). I'm no MSTR or Stone Ridge but...
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@Chateau_Beef
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@LPCapitalChi @OxygenzTBT I've never used their services, but always respected them. Even if you're wrong, your radar is not the problem. Swan has given multiple reasons for suspicion/skepticism in a very short span of time. They have real work to do if they want to maintain our confidence.
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Saying the loud part quietly. #bitcoin
@BitcoinPierre
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In DC with @parkeralewis to advance #bitcoin education for Senate staffers
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@Mandrik I love wearing a suit, and love that I never have to.
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@VailshireCap The bearishness of this poll is very bullish.
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@jeffreyatucker I remember that. I don't know whether it's dangerous or not but I do know people cared really loudly and now they don't. Perhaps the mold is wiping our memories so it can take over unimpeded.
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@NecktieSalvage I think this may be more of a late 20th century phenomenon. Conservative thinkers of earlier eras had much deeper appreciation for the arts. Maybe the late 60s freakiness scared them off and left the field wide open for leftist domination.
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@Akatorii_RG @0xAlaric One (two) of the all-time greatest tweets.
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@StackingHats I mean technically you wouldn't run out of bitcoin because spending 10% per year would just approach zero but never reach it. Zeno and all that.
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Just threw my remaining dry powder at this dip and got another 17 sats. LFG
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@joekelly100 @thetrocro @FelicityHannah So far: -Right about its resilience -Right about its use as a SoV -Right about its relationship to energy consumption -Right about corporate adoption -Right about nation-state adoption -Right about financial services capitulation All of which have been dismissed for years.
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@NecktieSalvage I started my own business at 36 after 20 years of working for others. I very quickly realized that self-employment had made me unemployable. When things get overwhelming I sometimes pine for the 9-5, punch-in-punch-out life, but only for about 30 seconds. Then I snap out of it.
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@Vikingobitcoin9 It's already rare AF, but in 10 years a whole lot more people will care.
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@saifedean I wasn't terribly familiar, but I thought of Block as a reasonably intelligent and thoughtful man when your debate came out. I was stunned at the result. He used some of the worst reasoning I have ever heard. Good riddance. Mises deserves better.
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@itachikarin @akirathedon @0xAlaric But I have it on good authority that Drake started from the bottom, and it is only now that he is here.
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@wanyeburkett Every one of these men has won an actual fight more than once.
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@pslohmann @wanyeburkett Cats are literally free. What's the holdup, Josh?
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@PstafarianPrice Most Amber Alert kids are recovered, and the alerts are credited at least partially around 15% of the time. As far as I know the data come from the same agencies who issue the alerts, so do with that what you will.
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@olvelez007 It's the ultimate long con, and every other con is downstream. People correctly identify that something is terribly wrong with prices, politics, culture, and society in general, but then point fingers in the wrong directions. It all starts with the fiat istelf.
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@0ti5Driftw00d This is somehow simultaneously the most and least shocking thing I've seen today.
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@cartoonAttorney @MiddleearthMixr "I'm talking about Jeff Epstein the New York financier."
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I'm a simple man. If you're followed by 91 others that I follow, I follow.
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@wanyeburkett No joke. I get where she's coming from, but victimization of you or me would likely not inspire the same righteous wrath that she feels in defending the Court.
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@BenJustman Not YET, you can't. I'll be releasing a pdf about my upcoming BIP soon.
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Odell says "I tried to handle it privately." What level of ego trip is this?
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@GigaThaad If an activity is boring without booze, it's because it really is boring. Ditto for people. Sobriety can highlight just how much of a social crutch alcohol can be.
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@DracoBananas @Scavacini777 I predict this will not age well.
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@dreamwalkmusic @Devon_Eriksen_ Capitalism doesn't have "structural problems" without market distortions by government intervention. Capitalism itself is simply the emergent order when humans have property rights and freedom of association. It's like saying natural selection has structural problems.
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@Handrev I live in hurricane country and can confirm that when food, gas, and potable water become scarce everybody magically stops wanting them.
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@PstafarianPrice @KingLibertarian Bingo. These guys are going to do just fine with the ladies if they aren't already.
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@IanTalley Marshalling Neal Stephenson quotes to deflect from one's own misinformation is rich.
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@BStizzl @wanyeburkett I've been robbed at gunpoint several times. Sympathy for the robbers was the furthest thing from my mind. First time it was fear. Second time it was hatred.
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@HusbandOfAyn @growing_daniel We have plenty of palms in Florida that could be repurposed if necessary.
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@NecktieSalvage Pit bulls have no appreciation for the fine arts.
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@BobMurphyEcon I don't have a link, but I work fraud investigations professionally. People get caught doing stuff like this all the time without facing charges.
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@Scavacini777 Each of my seed words is hidden separately throughout the southeastern United States, accompanied by a clue that points to the next word. Solving each clue requires comprehensive knowledge of Delta Blues, which no modern person has.
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@WalkerAmerica You don't understand. Obviously the only reason a currency would collapse is because someone was mean to it.
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@EdmundSmirk I'm conflicted. I agree with you, but I can't like a picture of Adam.
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@zxXxWarpathxXxz @JordanSchachtel Yes, of course! They're nanny dogs. That's why humans named the breed "pit bull."
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@rphfrank @NecktieSalvage Pits aren't even limited to small humans. They maul full-sized people too.
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@seanonolennon Daily reminder that the 2nd Amendment covered privately-owned warships with cannons back when that was normal.
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@SvetskiWrites Super low-vibration take. You need more Energy in Motion before you become even more Contracted.
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@PlebSignalBTC Bukele won't be in office forever. I've had thoughts about it too.
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@Albawoods_ @NecktieSalvage All dog breeds have been selectively bred for certain characteristics, both physical and behavioral. Pit bulls were created to be killing machines. It is in their nature, and cannot be fully trained out. They may act fine one day, then snap and kill a baby.
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@Andrewnsnyder Everyone beat me to the joke, so I'm just over here like
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@VailshireCap It's such a beautiful and elegant thing. I can't believe we're here to not only witness it but take part.
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I've just been retweeted by @saifedean . It's Saif to say I've peaked as an account.
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@MississippiHodl I still think NGU is enough to do the trick, it's just a question of where the threshold is.
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@Leishman @River You guys are killing it. Keep up the good work.
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@mattkratter You're the one who orange-pilled me years ago. Now here we are. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
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@ll_TITUS_ll @SonOfSamHinkie @OwenBenjamin That's not increasing the quantity, it's dividing into smaller quantities. You can cut a pizza into smaller and smaller slices but will still have the same total amount of pizza.
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@PstafarianPrice It won't happen on its own. It will take attorneys getting evidence thrown out due to AI processing, expert testimony re: digital forensics, etc. It will likely be on a case-by-case basis for a while yet.
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@lporiginalg Reddit is leaking into my Twitter feed.
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@inflammateomnia I squandered my 20s this way. Fortunately, I got myself on track at about 30 but had a lot of growing to do that should have already been done.
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@bitcoinrow I was completely numb to the ATH. That's how I know I've gone completely sane.
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@Mark_Sisson Dear lord, go easy on him. He looks so delicate.
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@bchautist @OGBTC Because he realized his error and corrected for it.
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@birdsrnotreal2 @RaisingLove21 I hear the bum bum checks in federal prison are next-level.
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@bigfatsurprise @AmDiabetesAssn 1/3 cup of Splenda? How big is that salad supposed to be? That's completely insane.
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Does anyone remember when we used to talk about the beautiful futuristic #Bitcoin societies? Instead of Blackrock?
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@SwannMarcus89 My whole life I've watched the film and TV portrayals of small-town and country people as backward imbeciles who, as Randy Newman put it, "don't know their ass from a hole in the ground." It shouldn't be surprising when they feel hated.
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@carlabitcoin A diabolical poll. I'm going with beef, the life-giver, over Bitcoin the life-preserver.
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I'm about to serve a subpoena on Coinbase, and naturally it's thorough AF. I know you all know this, but there can be serious legal consequences for hiding assets from a court proceeding, so just bear that in mind when going boating.
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@PstafarianPrice What's the application process like? I'm essentially perfect so I don't like people poking into my background.
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@Tylerban >Arrives in 2-3 days Damn these high fees.
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@Devon_Eriksen_ I'm perversely beginning to hope that someday I tweet something stupid enough to get scorched by @Devon_Eriksen_
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@Red_Pill_US @dom_lucre Any context on that? Where/when was the clip taken from?
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@Mandrik I intuitively believe this is wisdom, but I can only imagine how difficult it would be.
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@BobMurphyEcon I'm not sure if Reason has deteriorated, or if I just outgrew it. I used to respect their takes.
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@3xchair Lanthimos may be the most overrated filmmaker of recent years.
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@stackhodler @Excellion Why would Arnault jump in? He's in the business of *checks notes* champagne, diamonds, and lingerie...ooohhh I get it now.
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@VailshireCap Never apologize to Creed.
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@NecktieSalvage A few weeks ago a client called me for a consult about a potential job. After about 10 minutes of conversation I realized it was a conference call with one of my competitors who had been listening to my consultation. She then wanted us to compete on the call. Absolutely not.
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