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Thank you to everyone for the texts checking up on us, the cards and flowers and the outpouring of support we've received. This is by far the worst pain we have ever felt and the only consolation is that Blake is at peace now.
@JurgensTeeth
Michelle 💙
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As some of you are aware, the last 3 weeks have been the worst of our lives and I apologise I've not got back to you all to thank you for checking in on us but here is why.
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@Harlzyy Really? You wanna talk about cringe? 🤡
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@cnviolations I mean this is the woman who tried to trademark the phrase "that's hot" so you have to take what she says with a crater full of salt.
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@mcfcmam Aguero, Silva, Kompany, Toure and you're acting like that's a bad team? You must be 14.
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@Lea_EFC 1. The city of Benfica? 🤣 2. 9 goals in 18 appearances, 941 minutes. 3. He didn't cost £85M. 4. THE CITY. OF BENFICA???
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Thuram = unproven in the PL Macallister = outstanding Fabinho = exhausted Jones = wildly inconsistent Thiago = world class but injury prone Hendo = shite Bajetic = too young to rely in, not physically ready Elliott = not a midfielder It's not just about numbers.
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The idea Liverpool need 3 new mids on top of what we have is insane. The best 3 teams in the world rotate 4 lads and have a 5th doing not much. If we sign Thuram, we have Thuram, Macallister, Fabinho, Jones, Thiago, Hendo, Bajetic & Elliott. It would be ridiculous to sign more
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@UEFA United crying because the draw wasn't easy enough for once.
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@oilysailor Scholes: 11 x PL 5 x Domestic cups 2 x CL Alonso: 2 x CL 1 x La Liga 3 x Bundesliga 6 x Domestic cups 1 x World Cup 2 x Euros Kane: ⛔ I don't think either of the other two will really care *that* much tbh.
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@ybees3 No idea why he's being held up as some sort of genius - the only reason to do this is because he knew at some point there'd be a divorce and a chance he'd lose half his assets. Why bother getting married in the first place?
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@MirrorFootball £90M on Pogba £80M on Maguire £75M on Lukaku £67M on Di Maria £53M on Fred £50M on Martial £50M on Wan-Bissaka Think we'll ignore what United say tbh. 😂
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@WrestlingNewsCo Just gonna be posting this for the rest of my life.
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@IbkSports What absolute bollocks, you shameless little weirdo. He has been adored since his first game, his name sung every single game since and HE asked the club to not celebrate his AFCON win out of respect for his friend and teammate. Grow up. 🖕
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@nopal_azul @DoubleA_2208 Personally I do still hold a "peace on both sides" stance but with a big caveat - peace cannot possibly exist until "Israel" acknowledges it's illegal occupation, withdraws and it's government is made to pay for countless war crimes. It all starts with them.
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@SkyNewsBreak Awwww brilliant! It's the feel good story that everyone needs during such hard times.
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@CerealKillerStu
Stu
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He's not worth £20M by any metric: 33. Legs gone. Neither defensively or offensively good. Couldn't direct traffic. Take £10M to get his £140K off the books.
@LFCTransferRoom
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🌕❗️ @_pauljoyce : - Al-Ettifaq must meet Liverpool’s £20 million valuation of Jordan Henderson to sign him.
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@Harlzyy 🤫🤡
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@backagain So staged and painfully awkward. Have some shame. 🤡
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@wrestlelamia The WWE is finally healing without Vince and it's decades overdue.
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@City_Xtra Things Man City can't buy: 1. The Champion's League. 2. Class. 3. Fans.
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@markgoldbridge You've spent £1.4bn since 2005 and have the highest wage bill. Spending hasn't been the problem, it's that it's being wasted on dross or declining players... like spending £60M on Casemiro and paying him £350K a week.
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@FIVEUK Desperate to paint anything as a positive. 😂
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@abbipaperbag Pure storytelling at its finest.
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@Charalanahzard This answers it:
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@CerealKillerStu
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@propsMCFC @cherry_lfc And what did Salah do to Dias?
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@CityzenAmerica I know it's crazy isn't it?
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@Sarrwillz1 "issues" meaning rape.
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Nobody is to blame for #LFC missing out on the CL other than Liverpool (and Klopp) 👇 2-2 Fulham 1-1 Palace 2-1 United 0-0 Everton 1-0 Forest 2-1 Leeds 3-1 Brentford 3-0 Brighton 0-0 Chelsea 3-0 Wolves 0-0 Palace 1-0 Bournemouth 0-0 Chelsea Take your pick from those.
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@wrestlelamia In time that would be great but why not first build a relationship with TNA, have some crossovers and swap talent. The reception she got was great and her performance in the Rumble was brilliant. Her against Bianca or Jade has unbelievable potential.
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@CityReportPodOK Last summer, just have a look seeing as you obviously did zero research before mouthing off and trying to be a smartarse. You see clubs who aren't bankrolled by countries have to sell players to recoup money and also report correct figures rather than cooking the books. 🙄
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Thiago is injury prone. Henderson is Henderson. Bajcetic is 18. Elliott is 20. And a winger. Jones is 22 and wildly inconsistent. People need to stop focussing on the number of midfielders and look at the quality.
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“Liverpool have 9 midfielders including Trent.” So we have 8 midfielders. Because Trent is the only senior right back at the club.
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@CBSSportsGolazo @MicahRichards @ChristinaUnkel The face of a man who has absolutely had enough. What a fantastic discussion, if only there was even the slightest hope that anything would change.
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@LFCApproved "Liverpool decided against a move for Bellingham as it was felt his addition to the team would block the path for Stefan Bajcetic."
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@LFCTransferRoom @JamesPearceLFC Did you, James? I don't remember that but I remember this...
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@20yearsindacan @SeanDOlfc Don't flatter yourself. £1bn spent in 5 years and no CL.
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@wrestlelamia To be fair you imagine a lot of this was post-pandemic people still being a bit unsure about going to mass gatherings like this but it's still great to see.
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@lawrence_bury Gerrard and Lampard both based their entire careers on doing exactly this. Just proves why children shouldn't be allowed on twitter.
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@MailSport How much did they pay you, Martin? This is just sad.
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@jkurensky @NandosUK "Sharon - pass me the tape measure, I need to measure this chicken!"
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I've been an #LFC fan all my life, been going to the match for 35 years and I want to see the team I love win trophies. At the end of the day that's what matters - winning. As it stands we've won 2 major trophies seasons under Klopp and that simply isn't good enough.
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@jckkkmorv Especially when Ronaldo (A) admitted it (B) avoided the US for fear of being arrested and (C) has his legal team trying to make sure all the court documents stay secret. All the actions of an innocent man.
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@wrestlelamia Big L to have a part time wrestler against a guy who retired 20 years ago.
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@bradleybromet21 @CFCbruh Rattled by an 18 year old and a backup leftback.
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If I was a cynical person (and I definitely am) I'd say Henderson's recent "look how fit I am!!" posts are a PR move to look relevant with Liverpool having signed two players who immediately knock his arse to the bench.
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Wasted a year of Salah, Alisson, Thiago and now subjected to a second rate European competition because our staff waited until about ⅔ of the way through the season to make a change which was glaringly obvious for the world to see. Laughing stock.
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@SkySportsNews He's doing it again.
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@MarkyMBryans So he's a moaner who needs to get on with it, right? That's what Klopp was always told. (Fact is he's right, scheduling is an absolute joke and it's no wonder there's so many muscle injuries this season...)
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@Huddster68 @afowler06 Probably so she turns out better than her Dad.
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@Afcsammmm Yeah Theo gets beaten and Pavard loses his man but it's Konate's fault 😂 pillock.
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@NoContextBrits
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Name a bigger downgrade.
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@now_arsenaI @TheAthleticFC So... sack anyone who disagrees with you? That's not good management.
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@Watch_LFC Klopp's XI in his first Liverpool game versus Guardiola's in his first City game. Gtfo if you think Klopp inherited a better squad, he's had to gut an entire squad and hope that every signing is perfect because we can't just sign another £50M fullback when one is shit.
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@NotoriousJOS @AndyTheRed83 Never seen a single person say this. What many are annoyed by is our sell to buy, net spend focussed business model which is dependent on Klopp working miracles and milking every drop of potential from each player.
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@mCFCok55 @Watch_LFC He's spent almost £1bn in 6 years so it's not even remotely impressive.
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Jordan Henderson comparing himself to Luka Modric.
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This was a turning point in Klopp's time at #LFC 1. Renew Gini's contract 2. Let him go but sign a replacement 3. Let him go and do nothing Boy did we fuck that one up.
@PremLeaguePanel
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Gini Wijnaldum’s record playing as the number 6 in Klopp’s 4-3-3 is remarkable 12 Premier League games: 11 wins, 1 draw, 0 losses
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If Klopp is still looking at Henderson and thinking he's doing a good job then seriously sack him right now because he's not up to the task.
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Klopp: "About four performances were okay. The two midfielders, Hendo and Fab, worked a lot to try to close gaps. Cody, especially in possession, and Ali of course. That is very difficult if you want to get something from here."
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@FLiPZ_01 @Harlzyy Focus on your own hilariously failing team with not one but TWO rapists.
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@TheAnfieldTalk This isn't even controversial but so many people seem to deny it: if we'd properly replaced Wijnaldum in summer 2021 we'd have won the quadruple in 2022.
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"But those midfielders barely played so we don't need to replace them." They barely played meaning those who DID play were overplayed and got knackered. That's why we lost the quadruple and that's why we were so dogshit last season.
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@NicLiamo @shornKOOMINS @academydublin The bald fella pushing his mate away because he knows he's just about say "it" and knows it's being recorded.
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@MirrorFootball @johncrossmirror Last season though: "Get on with it." "All clubs get injuries." "It's a squad game."
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@ManuelMenacho0 @foot I had to read this a few times to make sure I understood it 🤔 Rooney has done plenty of questionable and stupid things in his life but he's given absolutely everything to Derby to help them out and now he's paying people with his own money and being investigated for it?
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@jamesalanrobson aka "Nunez has absolutely no interest in United no matter how much money they offer him".
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@CerealKillerStu
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Put peak Henderson in the 2005 #LFC squad and we'd have lost the CL final. Put peak Gerrard in this Klopp team and we'd have three league titles, at least two European Cups and a bunch of domestic cups. The two are not comparable. At all. Ever.
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@WrestlingNewsCo He's donated a ton of money to Trump so nah.
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One of the worst decisions in modern #LFC history.
@LFC
Liverpool FC
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𝑻𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈... 🤩 @JHenderson has signed a new contract to commit his long-term future to the Reds 🙌
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@wrestlelamia Vince will prioritise money over wrestlers every day of the week.
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@_camaza Apart from Keita didn't need £400K a week, £20M to his Dad, £30M to his agent and £20M signing on fee. Nice try.
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@DalglishPaul @LFC Drew with Fulham. Drew with Palace. Lost to an appalling United side. Wind your neck in.
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@DLRbrts Yeah his Mum had died and because of COVID he hadn't been able to see her. Horrible sweaty little club.
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@chicagospurs Your parents must be related if you think a few thousand mutants on the pitch even comes close to this:
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@StoolFootball Absolutely nothing weird whatsoever about what he's said, he's being honest and realistic. Talk about trying to whip up a story over nothing. 🙄
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@EPLIndex @JCuzzy1 This sums it up pretty well. One central midfielder to replace Gini last season and we'd have one more PL for a start. Football is all about fine margins now and we're too safe.
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@lolotsatsi Twerking for a "celebrity" who would step over your dying body for an iced latte.
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@CitehFodder @MaddockMirror Yes because one person is everyone. Sportswashing works and rots the minds of some people.
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@footballdaily @markmcadamtv Woah when did Newcastle sign Rafa Leão - Milan's actual best player?
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@LionelTF30 @rajsinghchohan And then Trent ended your entire club . 😢
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@WrestleFeatures Roode is pretty much unmatched at the moment.
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@WilcoFtbl No. He needed to go because his decline was pretty obvious.
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