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It’s here! Never been prouder of a thing! I wrote a dirty, grim poem that @dave_tynan and his team of buzzers turned into a beautiful daydream of a thing. Enjoy and share and all the things ❣️❣️❣️.
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People watching videos on their phone in public places with no headphones. It’s getting worse and it’s the rudest most intrusive thing you can do, especially when you’re on public transport and I would be glad if it was banned on buses and public places generally.
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Without mentioning Sherlock Holmes, name a popular detective:.
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Was looking up what cream to put on an insect bite but instead got this cream which I can only assume is for when Scooby Doo has piles
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A picture of my grandmother (born June 15th 1915, making her a Gemini) the first Irish woman to receive an Irish passport for the Republic of Ireland
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This is the worst acronym I’ve ever seen in my life. I laugh at a different bit every time
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Why can’t the lotto think of anything to indicate wealth in their ads other than water slides.
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In Ireland we don’t say “goodbye” we say “right, go on” and I think that’s beautiful.
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Look at that absolute fucking scauldy yoke! You’ve no business calling that a brunch @HBIreland .Son (me) is crying now, thanks a lot
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Begrudgers of the Irish language again thinking just because they had a shit time in school, we should just dismantle the language. I failed chemistry in school and ya don’t see me going around smashing up research labs because of it.
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Me granny wrote a letter to the Irish times saying it was disgusting that Nelson’s Pillar was on O’ Connell St and that we shouldn’t have statues of British murderers and shortly after the letter was printed the statue was blown up by the IRA and her house was raided by the cops.
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Me granny wrote a letter to the Irish times saying it was disgusting that Nelson’s Pillar was on O Connell St and that we shouldn’t have statues of British murderers and shortly after the letter was printed the statue was blown up by the IRA and her house was raided by the Guards.
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My sister was in hospital last night (she’s grand, had concussion) and a fella there who had called the guards on himself cos he was have violent and delusional thoughts. He said someone had planted something in his brain. They brought him to A&E. They then sent him on his way
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Remember IDLES kept their mouths shut and didn’t speak about Palestine or Israel for months until practically every other band had?? Whereas Dua Lipa has shown support for Palestine for ages and called for a ceasefire last October!.
IDLES smashing Glastonbury to pieces on 'The Other Stage' but y'know, enjoy Dua Lipa 😂
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Me watching scooby doo.
The truth always comes out in the end.
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Hopefully now that Dee Devlin has revealed herself to be truly despicable, she will also lose out on all her brand deals and all the opportunities she’s been getting off beauty sites and magazines that have always licked her hole.
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Pissing myself at Ardal O Hanlon on Taskmaster in a task where they have to show off and he says Irish people are so averse to it as a concept that people in his hometown (Carrickmacross) won’t even wear high vis jackets cos it’s considered showing off 🤣.
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Me friend who’s Brazilian said he wanted to watch an ep of fair city with me in it and when I put it on he goes “this is so unrealistic, Irish people talk over each other, they would never let someone finish a full sentence” ahahhahahahahahahahhahah.
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You know someone’s a proper grown up when they have a 087 number.
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I still think about this baby holding a slice pan in the pharmacy in Carrickmacross last year and laugh to myself. The most Carrickmacross thing I’ve ever seen 😹
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Anyone know wtf this is for?? It came with my fridge/freezer and as a European I am so confused
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Seeing people tweet about people drinking or hanging out outside Gaelscoil Coláiste Mhuire and politicians pretending to give a shit all of a sudden about it. So here’s a story about how the state has failed one of the few working class gaeilscoils in Dublin for a years (1/?).
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THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT TO LEARNING IRISH PLZ STOP SAYING YOU WISH YOU HAD LEARNED IRISH YOU HAVE THE WHOLE OF THE IRISH LANGUAGE AT YOUR FINGERTIPS JUST START SOMEWHERE ANYWHERE IF ITS SOMETHING YOU GENUINELY WANT TO DO!!! .TÁ AN CUMHACHT IONAT A CHAIRDE.
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Well, when I saw the child’s name I. I put my phone down, flipped it and reversed it 😭😭😭
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J’ever be watching something and there’s an Irish character and there accent is so so bad and you look them up to see who they are but they actually turn out to be Irish??.
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Me when I send one email I’ve been putting off for a week and clock off for the day
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Throwback to this pic I took 6 years ago of Big Jim Larkin standing up and roaring on the sightseeing buzz cos he was so bleedin excited about this bit of the tour
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I’ll never forget watching the Power Rangers as gaeilge on TG4 when I was a kid and instead of Alpha 5 saying “aye aye aye” they translated it to “jaaaaney mac”
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Very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy. So let's talk about some of the reasons why it's great. 1/97🧵
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*me bringing a lad home and him seeing the absolute filth of my gaff*. Me: No, it’s not what it looks like, you see, I paid £85 for the grinch to come to my house-.
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I spent years getting drink for me sisters when they were teenagers so the least they can do for me now is go in and get contraception for my old ass over 25 ovaries.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT REELING IN THE YEARS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GET ANOTHER JOKE.
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AITA: my husband just keeps listening to a tape of his dead ma every time he makes a roast lamb. Me and the children are freaked the fuck out and we no longer want to eat the lamb.
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Crying laughing at Richard Boyd Barrett’s initial reaction here 🤣
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Why is when an American tourist is attacked it’s national news but when (mostly) immigrant workers are consistently attacked, no one gives a fuck?? Brazilians and Latin Americans keep this city, this country running and there is a complete disregard for their safety!!!.
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Did anyone else’s parents put knives and forks and spoons in a drawer in your kitchen?! Am I the only who who remembers this?? Circa 94 😂😂😂.
Does anyone else have an 80s/90s memory of all the coats being thrown on your parents bed when company came over?? Am I making this up?.
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Have worked in many north inner city primary schools, including Coláiste Mhuire and a lot of the kids might not be Irish or their parents are immigrants so imagine how terrified they are after first of all, the horrific attack today and second of all seeing racist mobs rioting.
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One of the aul wans who comes in to the cafe was telling me about when she went on holidays to Spain a couple of years ago and there was karaoke on and she asked them if they had Mary black and they goes yeh of course and she got up on the stage and Men In Black came on ahhahahah.
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Wordle 226 X/6. 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨.⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩.⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩.⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩.⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩.⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩. My heart is fucking broken. No one speak to me 😔.
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STOP SHARING THE FUCKING VIDEO OF A TEENAGER BEING ATTACKED BY HOMOPHOBES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU DONT NEED TO SHARE IT TO COMMENT ON IT.
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Google or some other cunt will get an artist to paint “gerrup outta dah” in pink comic sans along the canal and ppl will be like “wow this street art, it’s beautiful, this is what makes Dublin Dublin”.
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Remember shopping centres used to have crèches where your ma would just drop ya for a few hours when she was getting her messages? I loved the one in Stephen’s Green cos ya got orange diluting and a digestive biscuit. Artane Castle was an asylum. I can’t imagine they still exist?.
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We can’t keep saying “This is not Ireland” when it comes to racism and the rise of the far right. It is a huge part of Ireland. There is so much racism in this country, people experience racism here every day here, even Irish citizens, we can’t keep denying it.
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Would be great to have an Irish version of Dispatches for Irish comedians. Musicians too. You know, sometimes we need a revelation.
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Scrolling Netflix and the film vibe I was after was thriller that would be on the telly one day in the 2000’s that you and your da would watch and think “that was alright actually” and your da brings up for years saying “that was a good film we watched that time”.
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I cannot comprehend life without her. It doesn’t make sense. My heart is broken 💔
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Aw no way!? My apologies, Keep murdering children then xx.
Israel is the only country in the Middle East where I’d be able to date a woman. Do you not comprehend that?.
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Nothing fills me with more cringe than the way this man who is a poet, a writer, a human rights campaigner, was involved in activism and always a lover and supporter of the arts being reduced to “funny cute leprechaun man”. And can’t blame the yank, the Irish are the worst for it.
Irish People: We’re not a mystical land of enchanted creatures! We’re a real country filled with human beings. Also Irish People: Elect a Leprechaun president.
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Irish is just such a beautiful language because the word “brón” means sadness or sorrow but technically it also means brunch lol.
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Mo rang gaeilge inniu! Students from Morocco, Algeria, Afghanistan, South Africa, Brittany, Carlow and East Wall all doing their best to learn a bit of Irish. No one giving out about the way it’s taught thankfully 🤪.@EW_here4all
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Will I be able to enjoy King Charles III if I haven’t seen the first two?.
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This is why I could never be an influencer. I drink water from an empty Lilt bottle I found in Fairview park in 2009.
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If I got caught wanking on an airplane I simply would not try and shame women for having only fans 🤔.
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Think I’m going to start a series of the grimmest places to have coffee, inspired by the centra on James st.
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People saying “more people die of flu every year 🙄🙄🙄” like it’s a slam dunk; if we keep wearing mask and washing our hands we will also prevent the spread of flu and hopefully deaths as well????! So isn’t that a good thing!?.
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Hey for 300,000 euros, I will stand outside the Dáil and mind your bikes for you. I could probably even do it for less, willing to go down to 275,000, for up to 5 years. Services include chasing anyone who tries to steal them with a wrench in my hand xx.
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I need them to make up their fucking minds??!!??? Real Irish patriots who are protecting their culture but call the use of their own native language “woke”????? Someone make it make sense x
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It’s been a shit week for women. I cannot CANNOT stress enough that if your feminism doesn’t include fighting for the rights of sex workers and/or trans people then you have no right calling yourself a feminist!.
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Saying to make a doctors appointment. My sister said he was roaring and begging them not to let him go because he would murder people and kill himself. Honestly, mental health services in this country are a non existent. This is so shameful, this poor man clearly needed help.
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Protecting women and children by burning public transport and looting an arnotts. Walking home through the chaos now and two old women here beside me starting to walk towards Ballyfermot cos there’s no buses or taxis. Well done, true Irish patriots.
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The job of a comedian is to order two eggs two rasher two sausage two bacon two puddin one black one white .all stacked like a tower on top of each other and rowled up good and tight.
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Lol a Sinn Féin TD was asked to remove his Easter lily in the dáil by Fine Gael cos it’s offensive but “respecting” the “traditions” of the brutal and sadistic Black and Tans is the mature thing to do. Alright pal.
We should respect all traditions on our island and be mature enough as a State to acknowledge all aspects of our past.
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There were no luas’s going from city west earlier and I saw there was a 77a bus stop and thought “I can get that bus to Crumlin!” But I didn’t realise that it went through every estate in Dublin. I’ve been on this bus for 73 hours. I guess this is my home now.
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Really like what Gal Gadot has done there with her celebrity friends singing imagine. Should I try and follow suit and get the cast of fair city to do Maniac 2000?.
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That American girl who’s like “You’re not Irish American if you vote for trump” although she has great intentions and is a sound person, like the Imelda may poem, we have to stop trying to pretend that Irish people aren’t racists or that an extreme right doesn’t exist.
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We are so so grateful for every donation we get to the direct provision centre, no matter how big or small. But some days, we truly get blessed .🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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GOT A CALL FROM MY OLD SCHOOL TO CONGRATULATE ME AND SAY HOW PROUD THEY WERE OF ME. I’M SO OVERWHELMED AND HAVE BURST OUT CRYING. I CANNOT EVEN ABSORB THE GORGEOUS MESSAGES FROM PEOPLE I HAVEN’T SEEN FOR YEARS, PEOPLE I DON’T KNOW AND PEOPLE I DIDN’T THINK WOULD WATCH SIÚCRA.
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It’s one thing to harass and abuse men, women and children seeking asylum, the lgbt+ community and ppl who work in libraries, but I draw the line at harassment and abuse directed at us, the politicians who have sat idly by for nearly a year while the far right grows 🤡🤡🤡.
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One time the woman on front of me said she didn’t want her chocolate and I kind of laughed and said “oh I’ll have it then” and she looked me dead in the eye and said “no”.
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Hi everyone, on behalf of tirlan enterprises I wanted to apologise and tell you we hear you, we are listening and Gaelic culture is so important to us xx
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BTW there absolutely is a link between the rise in transphobia and the rise in violence towards the LGBT community generally . Allowing trans people to be villified and denied rights opens the floodgates to the rest of us in the queer community. There is no L G B without the T.
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I chaired my first AA meeting yesterday after 14 months sober. I was so nervous but it went so well and I feel amazing. The men and women in those rooms are the kindest and bravest people I have ever met. Their courage is inspiring ❣️❣️❣️.
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When me and Sinéad went to Beni last year, it was the week of the queen’s funeral and they were all sobbing in the streets and loads of the pubs didn’t open but the Irish ones did and they were fucking lit!!!.
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Jesus what kind of society do we live in when a 14 year old has 31 previous convictions and is a drug addict!??!? And shows no remorse for what he has done?? How is a child so hardened in just 14 years?? Our government have failed this woman and have failed these children.
Urantsetseg Tserendorj's killer shouts, 'F**k off, get me out of this court', after losing appeal. Read more: .
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Can’t get over this man on who wants to be a millionaire who looks like @peterjmcgann from the future
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If you are looking for a deidlí café in phibsboro that is run by absolute sounders then @BangBangD7 is your only man. No “outrage marketing” bullshit. Just good coffee and good people with no gimmicks ❣️❣️❣️.
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So much hatred from far right online towards Muslim men and women, while the Muslim sister of Ireland spend their nights feeding the homeless. Irish or not, they just show complete kindness and selflessness.
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Get you a girl who can do both 💁🏼♀️.It’s fine to be sexually inappropriate when it’s your mate 🙃
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Sorry but to the victim blaming for “was offered accommodation” here is disgusting!! A huge amount of homeless people do not feel safe in emergency accommodation and actually feel safer on the streets which says a lot of how we “accommodate” homeless people. We are in a crisis!!!.
Taoiseach says the homeless man who sustained life-changing injuries after he was in a tent removed from Dublin's Grand Canal is known to homeless services, had been offered accommodation in the past and will be offered again
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