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We're in fucking trouble here https://t.co/0l5KsDdlvW
Joined February 2009
A solemn Tony Cascarino is broadcasting on Talksport. Who better to cover this historic event. Cascarino said: "I had a Chinese delivered just moments after the announcement. It felt wrong and very disrespectful to eat it, so as a mark of respect I threw it in the bin.".
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Remember when Coolio did a gig in Preston, ran into a group of random students outside afterwards and went back to their place, where he made Caprese Salad, Chicken รก la Daaaamn and Peach Crumble, and they jammed Gangster's Paradise. What a guy.
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Just had an Openreach engineer come round to upgrade my broadband and when I offered him a cup of tea he goes "Actually I really fancy a pizza if you've got one?" hahaha what the fuck.
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When Gary Neville says "you wouldn't see this in under 9s or under 10s football" - you would though, wouldn't you. In an U9s game I once saw a goalkeeper shout to his teammate, as the game was going on, "JAMES, HAVE YOU FINISHED CHARLOTTE'S WEB YET?".
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In about 2002 I wanted 'Easy Lover' by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey on my new iPod. I didn't have it on CD to import it onto my iPod, so I found it on Limewire. It took 7 hours to download and when I opened it it was a video of two men shagging.
Tell us: share your memories of your first iPod
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Looks like he's just come up with an 8 letter word on Countdown.
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"We disciplined, we fucking social distance, fucking masks, hand gel, come on!!".
Harry Kane leads meeting warning England stars of discipline amid latest Covid-19 shame | @johncrossmirror
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On the train heading up to Anfield for Liverpool v Brentford. Should be an interesting afternoon! ๐
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A Grimsby fan gets literally dragged out of the away end at Chesterfield while his son, who must be proud as punch, runs after him and gives the home fans a little wanker gesture ๐ญ
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Virgil today had shades of Gerrard, in the way he just decided, as captain, he needed to do something about it - so he did. He did it in midweek and he did it again today. Twice. A colossus of a man and a footballer. I absolutely love him.
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If there's one conspiracy theory I fully believe it's that the Premier League "random fixture generator" isn't random in the slightest. Nothing random about it at all. Nothing.
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Cristiano Ronaldo sticks boot into 'unprofessional' Maguire over restaurant fiasco. via @TeleFootball
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Lisandro 'The Butcher' Martinez | Highlights v Newcastle United
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This Diana 'tribute' in Chesterfield town centre is something else.
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"had of gone in". Yikes.
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I've never known anyone so desperate for anything as this bloke is for a knighthood
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Still kills me after all these years. One minute of vintage Barclays.
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Surely LFC's greatest ever signing. Peanuts at ยฃ34m, a seismic signing on the pitch but also culturally: an Arab Muslim, helped change attitudes, practically all of Egypt supports LFC because of him, and guaranteed to deliver season after season. A phenomenon in every way.
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This is amazing. Giggs' final team meeting as Man United caretaker manager. Lol.
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Michael Owen says Salah has improved his finishing and he was a "very average finisher" earlier in his Liverpool career. Yes, he just scored the 44 goals in his first season.
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Andy Jacobs on Talksport just said, on air, that he saw Jeremy Corbyn walking into the building today and wishes he'd punched him in the face. Absolutely unhinged the amount of violent fantasies and actual threats of violence the 72 year old allotment guy triggers.
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Villa (home).Burnley (home).Charlton (home).Forest. Incredible.
Letโs not normalise the fact Erik ten Hag took over a team that was in utter disarray and has absolutely pissed getting to a cup final at the first time of asking.
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My 8 year old lad took his first dive tonight and successfully conned the ref into giving an injury time penalty. Beaming with pride.
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Absolutely love this. A bloke and his 90 year old dad talking about Klopp and Shankly โค๏ธ
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So two of my mates were beaten up late last night by right wingers. Overheard talking about Labour in Burger King and beaten up. The climate the Tories and their media mates have created, labelling us all dangerous extremists etc, is a total disgrace. I am disgusted.
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Great Liverpool teams can't win at Old Trafford for years until we rock up with Big Nat Phillips and Rhys Williams at the back and hand out a drubbing. What a sport.
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Robbie Fowler scored more than 30 goals for three consecutive seasons between the ages of 19 and 22.
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If I search Sturridge on here whenever he's a pundit all I ever see is dickheads slaughtering him. Genuine and infectious enthusiasm, offers good insight on forward play, doesn't take himself too seriously, and always looks an absolute million dollars. Lights up the screen imo.
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Liverpool have gone from being genuinely the smartest, savviest and slickest transfer operators around to an absolute joke shop in next to no time. It's unbelievable.
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I'm passing the phone to Richard Hughes cos I think he's fucking lost his.
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I am very much enjoying Rik Mayall's reincarnation as an angry suburban Dad
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Just seen James Pearce with his girlfriend on Instagram and I feel compelled to congratulate him on what is one of the finest examples of punching above one's weight that I have ever seen. Sensational work. He must be hung like a horse.
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Craig Bellamy trending. He hasn't trended on Twitter since that extract from his autobiography about Charlie Adam ๐
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Fascist 40 something crying in the dock on a Monday morning ๐ โ๏ธ
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Just seen someone saying they're sick of seeing Luis Diaz in the team. Am I living in some sort of parallel universe? He's been absolutely brilliant lately.
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My mate was in Spain this morning, he watched the start of Isner v Anderson in Spain, flew home, got back in the house, stuck the telly on and they're still fucking playing hahaha.
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What's the story, Noel's a Tory.
Noel Gallagher would reform Oasis to stop โlunaticโ Jeremy Corbyn from being Prime Minister
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I'm gonna say it. Regardless of what happens from now this is the best Liverpool team I've ever seen, and I saw the 87/88 side of Barnes, Beardsley etc. We might win 4 this season, it might be 3, 2, or even just 1. My view doesn't change. These are the days my friends.
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There is no way this is a blip. I knew we'd lose badly tonight. It's more than a blip, it's more than a malaise. It's the end of an era that ultimately is down to a chronic lack of investment in the squad. While everyone else improved, we stood still and this is the result.
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I see Charlie Adam has torn into Shaqiri's lack of professionalism. Seems as good a time as any to revisit this from the archives.
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Gary Neville, pre-match: . 'There's no goals in this team'. Spain 7-0 Costa Rica. Lol.
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Abolish the monarchy and turn Buckingham Palace into the UK's premier snooker centre. Massive rooms with high ceilings and snooker tables galore, with an array of bars and big screens for the footy. A place to get tanked up, play snooker & watch football. Like a high class Rileys.
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Two years since this very moving tribute to the great Shane Warne.
My ex sister-in-law shagged him when he was at Accrington Cricket Club, very early 90s. Sold her story to the nationals and bought a washing machine.
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Time now to go to Bluemoon for their reaction after the latest round of fixtures ๐
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Fantastic news about Alan Hansen. Graeme Souness just said on the radio he spoke to him yesterday and "he's on the way to a full recovery". ๐.
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This guy every time Arsenal don't win
Canโt believe how many people donโt understand why this canโt be a penalty. Sigh. For this type of contact to be a foul, it would need to be either careless, reckless or with excessive force. We know the ref did not determine it to be reckless or with excessive force because no.
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In 2019 the FA fined Millwall FC ยฃ10,000 for their fans' racist chanting.
Liverpool's Virgil van Dijk has been suspended for one match and fined ยฃ100,000 after admitting he acted in an improper manner and used abusive and insulting words towards a match official after being sent off against Newcastle United.
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Queuing at the bar in a pub and this bloke goes 'is this the queue for the bar?' and I went 'yeah mate'. He said 'I'm not your fuckin mate'. Imagine how much of a complete wanker you'd have to be to carry on like that ffs.
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The punchline flourish at the end of this anecdote is something else ๐ญ
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"If you want to win big, you have to be ready to lose big". I mean it's laughable the stick this guy gets. He's untouchable. You've got the other 5 foot 6 bald fella talking about us all the time, and then you have this guy. Go on Jurgs, we've got another European Cup to win mate.
๐ฃ๏ธ"If you want to win big, you have to be ready to lose big". Jurgen Klopp reacts to Liverpool's Premier League title heartbreak.
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@MailSport Megabus from Victoria direct to Middlesbrough - only ยฃ14.96 per person. Departs at 8am and gets in at 13:50. The tea-time kick off leaves enough time for the players to unwind with an hour's session at Hollywood Bowl in Stockton, packed with 26 bumper lanes!.
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Just watched my lad's under 9s team. At one point during the game the opposition keeper shouts to a team mate "JAMES, HAVE YOU FINISHED CHARLOTTE'S WEB YET?", lol.
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This footage of a homeless fella captured after he'd been offered a permanent job is properly ace.
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I was out earlier, where I live in Manchester wearing my retro LFC top. A fella in a City shirt said "You must be happy mate", then 2 or 3 others said the same. I was thinking, fair play, this is lovely. Then a removal man went "You Scouse bastard", which I enjoyed just as much.
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Hahaha Echo & The Bunnymen have rearranged a gig cos they don't wanna miss the Champions League final
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15th January: 14 pts behind. 9th February: 12 pts behind. 23rd February: 3pts behind. ๐๐๐
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Wonderful morning to be down at the allotment, harvesting my abundant summer crops. Lots of onions! Just so peaceful today, absolutely no-one around. Great day for it! ๐.
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Between 15-19 I met, campaigned with & befriended 100s of ordinary people: teachers, doctors, nurses, lecturers. Some of the kindest, smartest & most gentle people you could meet, and yet this cunt along with the entire political class has demonised & ostracised the lot. Fuck off.
"The Labour Party has changed," Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer says, "from a party of protest, to a party of public service". "[Labour] will never again be a party captured by narrow interests. if you don't like that, the door is open, and you can leave".
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Jim Ratcliffe arriving at Old Trafford every morning
EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United staff threatened with sack if they leak information. โ๏ธ @mcgrathmike. #TelegraphFootball #MUFC.
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Salah will obviously & rightly get the plaudits but someone needs to make a compilation of that van Dijk performance. For all his obvious physical & technical attributes his reading of the game is absurd. The sheer amount of times he intercepted, blocked & snuffed out was a joke.
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I'd argue Sturridge is the worst case of unfulfilled talent this country has seen for a long time. An insane talent ruined by injuries. He still achieved more than most, but still. sad. He had absolutely everything.
Daniel Sturridge - Technical Skill and Playmaking | @DanielSturridge
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The Labour lads en route to Crewe and Nantwich for 12 hours of get the vote out โ. 'All I want for Christmas is Crewe!' . Let's gooooooo!! ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ
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Can't find the tweet now but remember when someone said if you watch this with your eyes closed it sounds like they're having sex ๐ญ.
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Farage's mob and every single fucker who drones on about how multiculturalism has failed should be forced to watch this, and also reminded just how much India & Pakistan hate each other in the cricket. Football is beautiful, unity is strength, diversity is beautiful. Drink it in.
Scenes at Edgbaston where India are playing Pakistan but people are watching the England game. 2 sets of rival supporters united by their love of England!. #PakvsInd #ENGSUI #comeonengland #england
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My little boy got FIFA 16 and we've just had our first match of the day. Drubbed him 6-1 and now he's crying. Merry Christmas son.
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It's forecast to be 20ยฐC next Sunday in Liverpool. 20 degrees for the 20th title. What a day we have in store.
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It's a smokescreen. All part of the dance. Liverpool are gonna swoop in soon!.
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There isn't a football fan on earth who hasn't lost their head to some degree at one point or other, but this is astounding stuff. Never seen a head loss like it. A complete meltdown.
Sport has a corruption problem. A helicopter carrying the former South Africa cricket captain, Hansie Cronje, fell out of the sky, killing him, after he tried to stop fixing matches. Tennis has had its scandals too. Cricket and tennis responded by setting up the Anti-Corruption.
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When you're so far down the LFC Champions League content rabbit hole and you're listening to @Carra23's laugh on a constant loop
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The lads on Bluemoon have taken the, uh, Rhian Brewster transfer well
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The Premier League is delighted to announce that That Bloke on the Pitch at Norwich That Time is the first inductee into the Premier League Hall of Fame.
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Slot right now.Thank you very much.We need somebody who is bald and Dutch.Hey you, you always on the run.Gonna slow it down Arne, gonna have some fun.
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