Michelle 💙
@JurgensTeeth
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German born, Manchester based Scouser. Actual giant. Potty mouth. Fan of BSB, supporter of LFC, lover of animals. Greedy tw*t. General dick head. 🐕👧👼👶
Liverpool, UK/Manchester, UK
Joined February 2010
As some of you are aware, the last 3 weeks have been the worst of our lives and I apologise I've not got back to you all to thank you for checking in on us but here is why.
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I just donated to support @StMungos work to transform the lives of people experiencing homelessness.
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Just finished Monster: The Ed Gein Story. What a load of shite.
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Stuff i love to see 😂 #Karma
See what happened when a married father-of-three gave into temptation - and the impact it had on his mental health
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My phone is due an upgrade and I'm currently debating between the Samsung S24 & Google Pixel 9. Has anyone got these and recommend them? I'm not bothered about it being the latest or popular as long as it takes good photos and is reliable. I've had Samsung for years & like them.
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But here is the happy birthday boy in my shit tip of a house. The house is refuse to clean now. At least all the shit has gone but sadly I haven't been able to recreate this picture of him
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My baby turned one yesterday & like the rest of the last year I had high hopes for it. Sadly, just like the past year, it was awful. It only highlighted just how unhappy I am. Little things I've ignored in the past I can no longer ignore. I'm done with being treated like shit.
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Lucy: are they teenager's? Us: why? Lucy: teenager's are bumholes 🤔
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Bomb threat in Salford so been evacuated from work and i only have my phone 😭
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Just got back from having my nails done with a new nail tech in Manchester. Really lovely, chatty girl. Love her even more since she told me her Manc dad and fella are Liverpool supporters. We're everywhere and I love to see it!
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Can my morning get any worse than being stuck on a packed, boiling train for ages right by work due to signalling issues? Yes, it can cos some girl noticed a massive spider on my head, got it off me, it landed on the fella in front so now we can throw in screams & panic in 😭🕷
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Please get ride of Theo. Such a horrible, pointless character played by a plank of wood #Corrie
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🚨 Full bodycam footage is out 🚨 Rhode Island Special Assistant AG Devon Flanagan thought shouting “I’m an AG” 20 times would magically stop her arrest. Spoiler: it didn’t. She’s now facing: •Willful trespass •Disorderly conduct •Resisting arrest Watch her go from “I’m
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Absolute rip off for the baby's kit, let alone Lucy's in the kids section. Can't not buy them though. Lucy's always had them since a baby. Anyone want to subscribe to my OnlyFans for sexy pictures of my feet?
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Not sure on the new kit. Probably because it's been years since we had Adidas so I'm not used to it. Can't wait to buy it for the kids though
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There’s been a mystery mural painted onto a wall in our hometown. Yes, that’s Sam Allardyce with battered chips.
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