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Angry middle-aged man with Social Democratic beliefs. #GTTO #NFFC Season Card holder. FUCK #PGMOL & FUCK THE FA

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@CarnorJax87
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5 months
So... I just engaged in London tonight! To the wonderful woman who saved me 2 years ago and carries on saving me every day with her 💕 💖 💓 ❤️
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@CarnorJax87
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DON'T TELL ME THERE ISN'T A TOP 6 BIAS . Maddison punches Yates in stomach and doesn't even get a yellow, never mind the RED card that it is. You do that in front of a copper on a Friday night and he would put you in cuffs. Complete and utter VAR bias. #NFFC
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@CarnorJax87
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2 years
@ask_aubry Two toxic people in a toxic relationship. There no winners here.
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@CarnorJax87
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8 months
Ian Hislop and Private Eye suggest mass bombings on Civilians isn't a good idea and all the allies of Israel on Twitter go mental... "What do you mean we can't kill whoever we like"
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@CarnorJax87
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Coventry City is a proper football club with proper fans and they deserve to be a PL team. The FA and PL want to make sure smaller teams NEVER do anything in football but F*ck them. Football is for everyone and not the pampered top 6 w*ankers. #MUNCOV
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@CarnorJax87
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4 years
@abc13houston Where are all the Pro Life Conservatives now? America: The Land of 1%
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@CarnorJax87
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3 years
@eeberquist Why stop at a gun. Imagine if Emma had a Cruise missile.
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3 months
The arrogance of these USMNT accounts is staggering. They know f*ck all about the Premier League or the sport of FOOTBALL. 2nd rate football power with a 2nd rate league and over hyped national players.
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Gio Reyna is better than every player on Nottingham Forest. It was just a bad move, idk who advised it.
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@CarnorJax87
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4 years
@GioMarron76 @TheTweetOfGod Well the greatest moment in Scottish Football was never going to include Scotland.
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@CarnorJax87
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10 months
@dylanhjm Why are they saying he paid for 115k for a house when all he paid was a 15k down payment and then made a poor person pay off the rest.
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@CarnorJax87
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4 months
Matt Turner when Yates was asking him is the wall ok... #NFFC
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@CarnorJax87
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1 year
Left for Liverpol after we finished 3rd after trying to leave earlier for Man Utd. Tried to sue the club He defended Fawaz. Only started showing any real support for #NFFC when we got promoted last season. And beat women in his youth. Why are we parading him at the CG?
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Great having you back on Trentside, @StanCollymore ! 👋
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2 years
@KingDavidQPS Pay me is the moral of the story.
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3 months
@theMFingIcon @JoeRikerEvans @fishbone_4real @UtdEra_ @FabrizioRomano The amount on would-be abusers on here. If you defend Mason after the pics and especially the audio clip, then yes, you are a would-be abuser.
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@CarnorJax87
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3 years
@davidbelle_ I'm more impressed with the passing range of the dad than the kid who traps the ball. For all we know the little spud can't pass, dribble or shoot for shit 😂 The dad meanwhile is pinging balls like prime Beckham.
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@CarnorJax87
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1 year
Would the other 19 PL clubs please submit their applications by July 31st to become the new official #NFFC rival for the upcoming 2023-2024 season. All our previous rivals keep getting relegated.
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@CarnorJax87
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5 months
@_Wrighty7 Games in hand for City meant it was only a 3 point gap. If you want to talk about throwing leads away, then Man Utd to Arsenal in 1998 and Newcastle to Man Utd in 1996.
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@CarnorJax87
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3 years
@relscd @sk8rgothking Imagine if you had a brain
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4 years
@HughCasswell Don't worry after a week we will fall away and spend the next 20 weeks dropping down the table until new management is brought in.
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6 months
Tory football fan want more expensive tickets to keep the peasants out. Should concentrate on his own murdering owners.
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6 months
Just read this being sent to schools from @SunderlandAFC Embarrassing small north east team who average 40,000 fans every game 💩 Shit club with shit fans (who work backshift) can’t even fill stadium on a fucking Saturday man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Cooper 17 PL games 14 points 17 Goals scored 30 Goals conceded. Nuno 17 PL games 16 points 25 Goals scored 30 Goals conceded. 8 Goals more for 2 more points. Nuno hasn't really been the change we hoped for. #NFFC
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@CarnorJax87
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10 months
Mary Earps shouting F*ck off after saving that penalty is the sporting moment of 2023. #Lionesses
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7 months
@MikeGapes How MP's vote is a matter of public record.
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10 months
@nocontextfm1 He's 40. Most people in these comments are half his age and can't manage to walk up some stairs.
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5 years
@RazaGabharani @emrazz @autumnrainwish One assumes that Raza is looking for excuses for his behaviour towards woman.
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5 years
@JGoddard230616 @OwenJones84 James and his friends every morning...
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3 years
Snow in May. Snow in the 5th month of the year! Yeh nothing wrong with our climate.
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who selected snow? go back to main menu
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@CarnorJax87
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6 years
When you see Iceland score against Argentina #ARGISL
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5 years
5th minute until the end, a group behind me slagging off #NFFC non stop. Every Mistake was wanker and garbage. To top it off, one on them tells Darwika to go home and Benalouane to "fuck off you Arab" These sorts of fans need banning and don't represent Forest.
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@CarnorJax87
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9 months
@Dexerto Me and my ad blocker...
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4 years
@sspencerukk @QamarSeyal @CMOyeks Of course not... That would be in breach of Social distancing.
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8 years
Trevor truly earn't the Jon Stewart throne. He took apart Tomi Lahren bit by bit & never shouted or got mean, he used used logic #DailyShow
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6 years
My opinion of people who declare their love of the NHS then criticise Labour for being Socialists #bbcqt
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1 year
@sweetanita Admits he there because of weaker laws regarding Sexual Assault. Says he wants to be able to do whatever he wants. No red flags there!
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1 year
@chaoticclubvids That's not drink... Deffo been sniffing some s*it.
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5 years
@livhewson Netflix are becoming like any other Network. They are starting to have a library of unfinished shows and who wants to watch that.
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@BBCRNS @F_O_R_E_S_TBOY Only in private and probably edited.
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6 years
Jamie Vardy... #MOTD
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3 months
@LUFCLivin Love how USMNT can bring Forest/Leeds fans together for 15 minutes.
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1 year
@BBCNews Ladbaby and his wife when the camera cuts off.
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1 year
Replacing Lewis O'Brien with JonJo Shelvey has been disastrous. #NFFC
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4 years
@ryan_greatorex @___knighty Take your pick from about at least 150 better ones.
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6 months
@miller_element Guy paid a blue tick to spout this nonsense.
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19 days
Right lads, whose going to Burnley dressed as the City Ground? #NFFC
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5 years
@JGoddard230616 @OwenJones84 Oh look it's James...
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9 months
@fesshole So he's got a friend and you're jealous?
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4 years
@unchained_news_ @MikeStuchbery_ Perhaps Unhinged instead of Unchained might work as a better name for you?
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10 months
@Football__Tweet @gunnerblog Pointless tech - You don't need an app for everything.
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Tom Cartledge wants to move #NFFC because it will make him richer. It stinks and he needs to be investigated.
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6 years
Those pitch invaders will NEVER be seen or heard from again. #WorldCupFinal
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@TheNewsAgents @margarethodge @lewis_goodall @GlobalPlayer Winning an election would have been destoying? If they hadn't been sabotaging from within, then Labour would have been the largest party after the 2017 GE. She a Tory infesting the Labour Party.
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3 years
@CalumHeath45 Neighbours must prefer Love Island over real entertainment.
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3 years
@PoliticsForAlI @ObserverUK People are booing it... That's why they keep doing it because we need to highlight how racist this country is.
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@SartorialCyber @Shayan86 They were all born and raised in England you melt. Stop pretending this blantant racism is some sort of intellugical debate.
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3 months
@tealou She's probably wondering why you haven't brought 4 big mac's to yourself like she clearly does every other day.
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1 year
@PolitlcsUK An MP accusing other people of not wanting to work.
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5 years
@asensional Clearly had eyes for the ball and got the ball first. Sadly he doesn't have the powers to prevent gravity from making him...you know stop sliding.
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5 months
@CansAndBansV10 Clearly you do mate.
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4 years
Voting out Dennis Skinner says a lot more about the people of #Bolsover than it does about Dennis. You're a bunch of Scabby disgusting bastards. That man dedicated his life to you. #UKElection #GE2019
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5 months
@GilesyL14 Gerrard, at least won SPL, and Lampard got top 4 and cup final with Chelsea. Rooney has been shocking from the very start.
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2 years
@kieronjbryan Heading the ball repeatedly is clearly more dangerous than we thought.
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5 years
@PlayStation Literally promoting gambling now 😂 AAA industry folks.
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5 years
@GeorgeMonbiot @frankieboyle To be fair Climate Change will over throw Capitalism even if we don't.
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@Abhinav_tmk @InternetH0F Twist: He keeps changing profession because he keeps getting fired.
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5 years
@henrywinter German football is for the fans. English football is for TV and Greedy Owners.
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2 years
She'll be trying to privatise Dan Stevens.
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4th July - There's gonna be a Tory wipeout!
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I bet Nadine Dorries will be trying to sell the 'One Show' now! #DanStevens 🤣🤣🤣
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@The_Forty_Four @FA Harry offences were years ago when he was 18-21. Toney's were very recent, including in PL. Toney also bet on his own club's matches and apparently mislead investigators at the start.
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5 years
@daraobriain If you do go back to Paddy Land, can we all come with you?
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4 years
@mattletiss7 Old people and Social Media.
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5 years
Is Gary Neville having a quick wank? What's with breathing noises over the headset? #suieng
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3 years
@jackfrags Another FPS on crack with the speed of the gameplay. A COD Clone that will do little to set itself apart from the market. If it's a BR game then I'm sure it will be stuffed with Microtransactions and P2W mechanics.
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4 years
Carvalho, Yacob, Milosevic being ignored. Looking like a bigger mistake with every passing second #NFFC
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2 years
@zei_squirrel In fairness I think the headline is misleading. The people who run the Royal finances and household tried this crap. The Queen didn't seem to pay attention to this crap but probably should of.
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@BBCSport Ole played Rashford until his body broke down so the manager needs to check himself.
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@alicia_taylor86 @hellothisisivan @WHS_Carpet Yes because the BBC controls Twitter and Facebook 🙄
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@ReadieQB9 Lino and Ref needs to face discpline. Stewards should be sacked.
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@SkyBet @OfficialRUFC Rotherham at this rate are going to hold the record for most promotions and relegations 😂
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7 years
Yanis Varoufakis is killing it tonight with his retorts #bbcqt
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@AaronBastani GB News isn't a news channel and wants to be our FOX News. It's propaganda and should be shut down.
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@PapaPincus Having such a short temper doesn't exactly make me believe he is innocent for his assault charges.
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7 years
I could seriously listen to Yanis Varoufakis speak all day... The man is bloody brilliant #bbcqt
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Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh, no one stopped you from talking, you just wouldn't shut your mouth. It's a panel show not the Tasmina show #bbcqt
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3 years
@NOT_MOTD He'll need at least 4 attempts to get it inside her first.
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9 months
@fesshole Why does your 15 year old have to come to the theatre?
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5 years
@NetflixUK @GillianA Is it just me or did it get really hot all of a sudden?
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@GaryLineker Gary, you may have 2 giant jugs attached to the sides of your head but we have the two that matter.
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@TimesSport Championship and PL seasons SHOULD NOT count together for a 3 year period of FFP. Different leagues requiring different levels of spend.
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@Otto_English How is a 62 year old dating a 43 years old remotely news? This couple should sue them for invasion of privacy.
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@EclecticHams Spit in every Coffee.
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Remaning Fixtures... Hull Villa Ipswich Swansea Rotherham Sheffield Weds Blackburn Sheff U Boro QPR Bolton If #NFFC can't beat the majority of these teams, then we were never serious about promotion!
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@HLTCO Paul Merson of all people lecturing players how to act off the pitch is laughable.
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@talkSPORT Capello was a winner and got to Last 16. Sven was a winner and got to last 8. Plenty of other club managers flop hard at international level. GS made it, too, a final and two Semi finals (Inc NL in 2019).
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Clear handball from Maguire. Man Utd gets that penalty from VAR all day long. Daylight robbery again against #NFFC
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@0192am You already see dreams shattered, wains sobbin n adults depressed for weeks... You live in Scotland.
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2 years
Leicester fans singing Champions of England, you'll never sing that... How the fuck did they think we won the European Cup in 1979 without being Champions of England first. Absolute melts. #NFFC
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@Suffragentleman @BBCPolitics @GeorgeMonbiot How Peter poses in front of the mirror every morning.
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The pass by Murillo for the 3rd goal. #NFFC
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