Not Match of the Day
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โ Not the official feed for Match of the Day. Football jokes. Parody. 18+.
Joined August 2012
Imagine spending over ยฃ1.5 BILLION and being worse. ๐คฏ๐คฏ #ad | @ladbrokes
๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ง ๐ฃ๏ธ Chelsea have spent over ยฃ1.5 Billion on players in recent years, but do the fans think theyโve improved? We headed to SW6 to find outโฆ..
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๐คฏ Scott Parker getting relegated with this Fulham team isn't talked about enough.
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โSpend two more billion!โ โStop playing goal music!โ โGet John Terry out of retirement!โ If you were Chelsea chairman for a day, what would you do? ๐ค #ad | @ladbrokes
๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ ๐พ๐๐๐๐ง๐ข๐๐ฃ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ ๐๐๐ฎ... โSpend two more billion!โ โStop playing goal music!โ โGet John Terry out of retirement!โ Chelsea fans have some bold takes on what theyโd change if they were in charge at Stamford Bridge! If you were Chairman of your
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1/ Announcing we have raised $4.2M led by @cbventures and @alliancedao. Weโre building the first fully-fledged Trading Terminal on @base and launching our new cash back program.
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Former England player Andros Townsend is currently playing in Thailand for Kanchanaburi Powerโฆ ๐น๐ญ Look at the pitch ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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"Met Cole Palmer in the club last night, such a humble guy๐"
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They need to stop this AI stuff ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Ballon Dor should have been given to him, not Dembele. ๐ชโฝ๏ธ
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Have you found what you're looking for, Polly? Silly girl. Don't try to make sense of the monsters waiting for a fight, the arcane rituals, and the devious traps littering the abyss - you'll go crazy. SILLY POLLY BEAST launches later this month on PC, PlayStation, and Xbox.
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Loss vs. Crystal Palace Loss vs. Galatasaray Loss vs. Chelsea L is for Liverpool.
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If you were Chairman of your club for a day, whatโs the first thing youโd change? ๐ค #ad | @Ladbrokes
๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ ๐พ๐๐๐๐ง๐ข๐๐ฃ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ ๐๐๐ฎ... โBuild a new stadium!โ โFix the ticketing system!โ โMake replica shirts cheaper!โ Newcastle fans told us exactly what theyโd do if they were in charge of their club! If you were Chairman of your club for a day, whatโs
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Luka Modric's daughter looks more like Modric than Modric himself ๐คฃ
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Manchester United need to stick with Ruben Amorim and they'll win the league next season. ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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๐๐๐ฏ๐ข๐ ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ฌ: ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐๐ง๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐๐ฅ๐ค๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐งค On the set of @CYAFOfficial, we got @jamosfoundation to blind rank Liverpool & Chelsea goalkeepers. You'll never guess who he puts at 10!
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Man Utd fans over the last 2 years...
๐ฃ๏ธ Luciano Spalletti: "Football ruined my life. I loved football more than myself, sacrificed people close to me... The defeat against Norway never goes away, keeps me awake at night. It affects my whole life. Sometimes I feel happy, and it goes away so quickly. I wasn't able to
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Nuno Mendes emptying his pockets after getting home from Barcelona...
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