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@CamryDiaz
Camry Diaz
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Psst, it's me
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You will know me by my tweets dearest muchachos
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Everybody act natural
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Psst, it's me
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Gov Greg Abbott should be forever known as "Adolf Sitler"
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Elon has me on lockdown, can't even reply to him
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@CamryDiaz
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I'm just some chick playing another dude disguised as another dude.
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Even if you found a wild muskrat living behind an emerald mine in goddamn Tanzania, adopted it, and then gave it allll the fucking money in the world that muskrat would still make a better godforsaken twitter moderator than Elon Fucking Musk
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The Cars is a good band. We are all cars on this blessed day.
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@CamryDiaz
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hey guys, @theliamnissan is active for a few days if you wanna go screenshot your fav jokes
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welcome to my office. Make yourself comfortable
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@CamryDiaz
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😂🤣
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BREAKING: One of the dozens of RNC officials just fired by Donald Trump's daughter-in-law says he never thought the Trump family would betray his years of loyalty.
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It's common to forget the date a loved one died (like Joe Biden did). Our brains are designed to block out traumatic events
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nope
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Would you patronize a business flying a Trump flag?
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@randomtweetor psst, it's Liam. follow me so we can chat (im unverified)
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Heeey boys
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Eat a dick Mikey Fuckface
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Not smart enough to prevent it, not strong enough to stop it, not sane enough to report it. Tell me How are #women Equal again?
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@CamryDiaz
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that Liam Nissan fella sure inspires me to write jokes about these Nazis
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Improvise Adapt Overcome Make'em Eat a Dick
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What a sad, sad man.
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Winning an Oscar now just means you won the woke contest
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@CamryDiaz
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You're such a good father Liam. Your children are so lucky to have you
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@GrandmaRanger @theliamnissan Nissan will rise again in fulfillment of the scriptures.
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lol
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🎶My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
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@Marmel friggin tards
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i dont remember the date my father died, but it was def early March
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@BillyPilgrim41 no, not wheely
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Katie Britt is nothing but a ridiculous Q-a-mom. An Asshole with a Casserole if you will
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@realJoelValdez Santos was dead weight
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"Peace" with monsters only makes the monsters stronger. A military defeat is the only way to keep them at bay
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Joey Marinara Sauce is the "Mussolini MAGAT"
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Uh huh…🙃 So what was it then that touched a nerve so deep it caused you to create a sock account to troll me from making false claims & threating to file false reports with CPS if not the hair jokes? Was it the “moobs” comment? Getting repeatedly ratio’d? What was it Joey?
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@VeronicaJuliaC I would've gone seal team darkest brandon on those MF
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@RvrLrd hashtag me too
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Your eulogy for me was beautiful
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TheRealThelmaJohnson
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I had no idea I had been honored by the Phoenix New Times, my favorite local paper. Now they call me a parody just like my son, but my bursitis is real, you all. Love you - Thelma
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@kathiss22 we gauge time with event milestones
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beep beep MFs
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Yes I'm being condescending. Yes that means I'm talking down to you.
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@mccarty0907 bro my wife is scared of threats i'll be back when im financially secure
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@JaneotN psst it's me
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@GuntherEagleman @RadioGenoa eat a dick Guntard Eaglesperm
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@PatrickMRoach96 what a terrible list to have to keep
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@commonedition @theliamnissan you will know him by his tweets my dude
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protect trans and gay kids for fuck's sake
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"All three of them came at me... I blacked out." In newly released bodycam video, Nex Benedict describes the school bathroom altercation prior to their death and police confirm that the school failed to follow procedure and notify law enforcement about the beating.
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@Atle3001 Keep it calm Donnie
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@TheHarrisonFork "Harrison Fjord" would be funnier my dude.
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@BlackKnight10k psst it's me LN
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@fake_biden Psst it's me LN
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@elonmusk Eat a dick SissySpaceX
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