Even if you found a wild muskrat living behind an emerald mine in goddamn Tanzania, adopted it, and then gave it allll the fucking money in the world that muskrat would still make a better godforsaken twitter moderator than Elon Fucking Musk
BREAKING: One of the dozens of RNC officials just fired by Donald Trump's daughter-in-law says he never thought the Trump family would betray his years of loyalty.
Uh huh…🙃
So what was it then that touched a nerve so deep it caused you to create a sock account to troll me from making false claims & threating to file false reports with CPS if not the hair jokes? Was it the “moobs” comment? Getting repeatedly ratio’d? What was it Joey?
I had no idea I had been honored by the Phoenix New Times, my favorite local paper. Now they call me a parody just like my son, but my bursitis is real, you all. Love you - Thelma
"All three of them came at me... I blacked out." In newly released bodycam video, Nex Benedict describes the school bathroom altercation prior to their death and police confirm that the school failed to follow procedure and notify law enforcement about the beating.