TheRealThelmaJohnson
@TheRealThelmaJ1
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MeeMaw My son says I'm a parody
St. Paul Minnesota
Joined July 2018
The war zone in Portland is out of control right now, with MAGA dudes now burning a Pride flag. Call in the Marines.
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WOW! Nostradamus predicted EVERYTHING! This was written in 1555!!!
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"She was a Broyhill Glen Cove Two Piece Sectional and she had just been steam cleaned..."
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"Oh sh*t, we left Grandpa in his chair again all night! Get me a wet wash cloth and the air freshener"
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Happy Friday you all! Elon has me throttled harder than Mike Johnson in a highway rest stop bathroom at midnight, but unlike the Government, we don't close around here. Dark Thelma is activated until further notice. Love you all.
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🚨 JUST IN - Donald Trump has ended trade negotiations with McDonald's over Dollar Menu ad that implied economy was struggling.
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If you want to confuse Elon Musk's new algorithm just say stuff like: "God I love my new Cybertruck but Donald Trump can go f*ck himself"
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This is their playbook for the midterms. Intimidation and harassment - if we are lucky it will only be that. Because their full playbook is most likely much worse but this is the warmup act.
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You can always tell when they're about to go, the Hannity appearances get more frequent.
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I have some advice for @JohnFetterman: John when your big moment comes to write your "Here's why I'm leaving the Democratic Party" Washington Post Editorial, just copy and paste Joe Manchin's which was a copy and paste of Kyrsten Sinema's and then retire like they did.
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If you have never heard of the "Streisand Effect" the below video gives an explanation, Donald
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I always seem to write my best material when Musk has me limited to 100 views an hour 🤷♀️
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Happy Friday you all! Elon has me throttled harder than Mike Johnson in a highway rest stop bathroom at midnight, but unlike the Government, we don't close around here. Dark Thelma is activated until further notice. Love you all.
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Who could have predicted the Winklevoss Twins? Unbelievable!
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"Yeah I know Charlie Kirk, I mean I'm friendly with him" <twirls hair>
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WOW! Nostradamus predicted EVERYTHING! This was written in 1555!!!
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🚨 JUST IN - Donald Trump has ended trade negotiations with McDonald's over Dollar Menu ad that implied economy was struggling.
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It's almost as if Trump is killing random innocent people to prove he's "doing something" about drugs.
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