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10 months
Someone needs to tell Elon Musk that the hair transplant, the jawline surgery and the supplemental testosterone he has talked about are all examples of gender-affirming care.
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I love how J.D. Vance always links his mother's addiction with the border. She stole drugs from the hospital, J.D. They came from the drug factory in a box that said Purdue Pharmaceuticals on the side.
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Charles Manson's followers show reporters their ear bandages, 1970
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8 months
Ryan Wesley Routh. Not Black. Not trans. Not an immigrant. Not a Democrat. Ant-vax. History of Mental Illness and incidents with firearms. Had an assault rifle anyway. Was nowhere near Trump, didn't fire any shots, Secret Service shot at him.
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8 months
The debate last night for anyone who missed it.
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10 months
I want a President that wasn't leaving Jeffrey Epstein voicemails at 3 A.M.
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My grandson works at Starbucks and every time I go in he puts my name in as 'F. TRUMP' so he can say 'F TRUMP!' when my drink is ready and I walk up and say 'F TRUMP?' and he turns the cup and says 'F TRUMP' and hands it to me. It's the little things.
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I don't understand how Zuckerberg ends up testifying like 5 different times in front of Congress meanwhile Elon makes Twitter a Russian MAGA disinformation machine turned up to 11 and is buying votes for $47 a pop in swing states and he's never up there.
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8 months
I posted this 10 days ago, and today Trump literally called for 'The Purge'
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This is a crowd, Donald
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9 months
Libs of Tik Tok and Chaya Raichik haven't posted anything since the Russia Investigation was announced. Interesting coinkydink.
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8 months
This man is going to cost Trump North Carolina and in the process the Presidency
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9 months
Actor John Hamm from Mad Men has announced he will endorse Kamala Harris for President!
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11 months
I want a President that wasn't leaving Jeffrey Epstein voicemails at 3 A.M.
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8 months
Person 5 who said 'Make them riot' is Trump campaign aide Michael Roman, currently under indictment in multiple states including 9 felony counts in Arizona
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"Oh God no, we'd never put something unnatural like a vaccine in our bodies"
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8 months
And just like that they stopped talking about:. His crushing defeat in the debate.And Project 2025.And Arlington Cemetery.And Laura Loomer.And him tweeting he hates Taylor Swift.And they're eating the cats and dogs.And his failure to condemn bomb threats in Springfield.And . .
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9 months
The Simpsons are incredible. This is from 2006.
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10 months
If you think what Kellyanne did was disrespectful, imagine what J.D. Vance would do.
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If you keep nuclear secrets in your bathroom, you're going to jail
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Barron Trump after 4 days at NYU
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In a special ceremony later today, RFK Jr. and Donald Trump will press their ears together for the symbolic passing of the brain worm.
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Do you support criminal charges for Trump and Vance for what they've done in Springfield, OH. I sure as hell do.
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Wow, Tina Peters really owned the libs today you all
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10 months
My name is Thelma. I'm older than hell, but feel like I'm 18. I don't want to live in North Korea and I never really cared much for Hannibal Lecter. That's why I'm voting for Kamala Harris.
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Space Karen is now paying people $47 to "sign his petition" to get their personal information in swing States. It's blatant vote buying and he should be prosecuted.
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Siegfried and Gaetz, 1987
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8 months
When you watch your hopes and dreams walk away with Laura Loomer.
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8 months
Wow, ADOT up in Flagstaff apparently disagrees with Donald Trump @uNoClimbGorilla . We love you Taylor Swift!
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10 months
My formal response to Kevin Sorbo below
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10 months
MAGA is f*cking weird.
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8 months
Some say if you play a Kid Rock record backwards you'll hear Satan. Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear Kid Rock.
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"Anyone caught promoting propaganda will be suspended from X". - Elon Musk
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Hello, my name is Thelma and I'm old as hell. I wear walkie-talkie earrings and just received a transmission that said Donald Trump is full of sh*t. That's why I'm voting for Kamala Harris in November.
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Helene is a tragedy but with the ocean as warm as it is it unfortunately will happen again. Now imagine if the government was shut down like 82 Republicans voted for. Imagine if FEMA and NOAA didn't exist like in Trump's Project 2025. We need serious people in politics.
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11 months
I wish my son called me as much as Donald Trump called Jeffrey Epstein.
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9 months
We don't talk enough about the fact that Donald Trump has pretended to be married to Melania for years and pays his "wife" for public appearances.
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I think we still need to talk about the fact that Donald and Melania Trump have been in a fake marriage for 25 years and he pays his 'wife' for appearances. America does not need this broken family, fake dynamic in the White House again.
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The debate is about to start you all, but I heard Laura Loomer got the questions in advance. Let's watch.
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Why was Marjorie Taylor Greene at a football game in Alabama with this Orange F*CK with all the destruction from Helene in her state?
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Hey MAGA, what are you going to do now that the great actor Jon Hamm from Mad Men has endorsed Kamala Harris? This is HUGE
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A con man, a serial rapist and a convicted felon walk into a bar. Bartender says "You here by yourself today, Mr. Trump?"
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7 months
Voting for Kamala Harris is the greatest revenge you could ever have on Elon Musk.
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8 months
You want to see the reality of "Trump Force 47" watch how they assaulted these kids doing a sit in for climate change action at the Trump campaign office in Phoenix. Trump attracts the worst people.
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We're not just voting against Trump. We're voting against this.
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Trump looks like a sack of old balls, and this wearing the same outfit thing is weird.
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10 months
I'ma tell my grandkids this was J.D. Vance
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The RICO twins
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BREAKING - I just heard gunshots in Phoenix, probably another assassination attempt on Donald Trump, he's in Florida though so he's okay. Please donate.
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It's weird, I'm starting to think MAGA was just one big Russian op the whole time. .
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I think it's time we talk about how Donald Trump has been in a pretend marriage to Melania for 25 years and pays his "wife" for public appearances. We don't need this fake family in the White House again.
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They're flooding the platform with pictures of Trump with kittens and ducks. Trump hates pets. His sons kill endangered animals in Africa. RFK Jr. ate a dog and dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park. Kristi Noem shot her dogs, horses and goats. Catturd has run over multiple.
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Eleven days ago children and adults were actually shot in a school in Georgia.
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Trump today after the Biden announcement
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AZ indicted 11 fake electors and Rudy Giuliani, Jenna Ellis, Mark Meadows, John Eastman and other Trump aides on 9 felony counts. Remember the Fake Electors were dumb enough to videotape their signing.
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Breaking - after Trump's GUILTY verdict, Samuel Alito's wife turned their whole house upside down
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This is my Project 2025
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8 months
Let's watch Travis Kelce and Elon Musk go a few rounds. #ElonIsCreepy
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500,000 voter registrations and counting Donald, who do you think they're voting for?
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Hahahahaha
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9 months
I will never regret this. How about you?
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When you see this picture on the profile, you quickly know you're dealing with a total douchelord.
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Good morning. Can anyone see this?.
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My little granddaughter is going as Laura Loomer this year
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I think it's weird Donald Trump wears the same clothes everyday
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Melania Trump's stylist gets paid $19,000 a month by the campaign yet she does no campaign events. 🤔
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Can we please send this hooker back to the Gentlemen's Club?.
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This is at my grandson's wedding at Mar-a-lago last year. Don't they look wonderful?
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Nothing better than a good ratio of Kevin Sorbo
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Kari Lake, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Laura Loomer are all feeling what it's like when the cult leader turns on you.
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Two douchelords walked into a bar.
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I'm old enough to remember when Hillary Clinton would go to historically black churches and there were black people there
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In 1973 I smoked Sonoran Desert Toad Venom in a van with a guy named 'Sunrise' and I didn't hallucinate like this 👇
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I guess Lauren Boebert posted this before the police station called her to come bail out her son.
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The Biden Crime Family will go down as the most corrupt political family in American history.
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TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON.TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON.TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON.TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON.TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON
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These MAGA people who speculated on Biden's health forever are really something. Arizona Congressman/J6 Traitor Paul Gosar, denies he has any medical condition, says he is in perfect health. What do you think?.
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Remember when Trump disbanded the National Pandemic Response Team and then we had a pandemic?.
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Let's talk about how Donald Trump has been in a pretend marriage to Melania for 25 years and pays his "wife" for public appearances.
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I'm waiting for the intern to accidentally send out the fundraising email before the assassination attempt. You know it will happen one of these times.
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Somebody at ADOT in Flgstaff sure doesn't like Moms for Liberty @uNoClimbGorilla
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Let's put a 500% tariff on all cheap Trump merchandise that comes from China as a test run, see what it does to prices.
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I propose we swap Tim Pool and Benny Johnson for some of those prisoners Russia is holding.
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Shots fired near Mar-a-Lago was just a distraction but I put my ear bandage on just in case.
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This is the ticket women really want in 2024
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Trump apparently forgets all of America saw the lifts fly out of his shoes during his staged "assassination attempt"
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Hey J.D. this is Grandma of Grandma and Grandpa and I don't want those damn kids so come up with a new childcare policy.
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Just listen to the hate. This is not a campaign that is going to win. This is what you do when you're desperate and have nothing else.
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Trump "Kamala is cheating she didn't really have a crowd there!".
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Me listening to Lara Trump's new single
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Can you imagine being that woman at Arlington Cemetery trying to enforce decorum and the rules and these two thugs are pushing you around? Reports are she filed a report but no charges because she didn't want to be targeted by Trump's supporters. Lewandowski is a grade A
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I made this for @MarkHamill and the guy who said saying "Trump is a convicted felon" would get you sued for defamation. Enjoy.
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I still don't regret this. How about you?
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Elon could be feeding people but instead he's giving $50,000,000 to Stephen Miller, funding a ton of anti-trans propaganda and buying votes for Trump at $47 dollars a pop. What a waste of a human.
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Two douchelords walked into a bar.
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J.D. Vance and RFK Jr. walked into a bar.
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For those who are new here, this is Arizona's Superintendent of Public Instruction, Tom Horne. He is 900 years old and lives in a castle in Transylvania. He ran on an anti-CRT platform. He has done an incredible amount of damage to public schools in 1.5 years in office.🧵
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F*CK ELON MUSK!.
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They will find Russian government money flowing to Charlie Kirk's Turning Point USA. Mark my words.
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