David Twerkowitz
@RvrLrd
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Comptroller of Fucktown, Payment Processor for Soros Protest Co. Northeast Region and Khal of Antifa.
Can't Get There From Here, ME
Joined May 2022
"Oh, you want us to touch grass?"
In Nepal, politicians ban social media use and citizens burn down parliament. Politicians flee by helicopter.
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On October 7th I wasn't sure where I landed on the subject. I had previously favored a 2 state solution. I now consider Israel a terrorist state after their behavior since. 10/7 was also terrorism but it wasn't genocide.
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What up with people who think you have to yell when youre using Bluetooth in your car?
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Hey @GordonRamsay why do you always put your thumb in the liquor you're pouring in your pan? I understand that your hands are probably clean but I noticed it and now I can't unnotice it. Its upsetting.
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BREAKING NEWS FROM DENMARK AND GREENLAND: The Danish public service news "Danish Radio" has revealed that 3 men with personal relations to American president Donald Trump have been caught doing infiltrating and subversive activity in Greenland
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Me when I hear people say "nobody wants to work anymore": "thats flatly untrue, people just can't afford to work for less than a living wage." Me when Starbucks is closed due to staffing again: "NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE"
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This is the clearest example of Dunnong Kruger Ive ever stumbled upon.
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Yes, democracy is crumbling at the hands of a small handful of senile autocrats, but on the bright side, I caught a pike today.
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Case an point: some tourist just rolled up to me while I'm fishing. Nothing about me sitting listening to an audio book says "come say hello." The "Gen Z Stare" is way more polite than me just telling him to fuck off. I'm letting him realize on his own I don't want to talk.
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So I just googled "Gen Z Stare" and honestly that's my reaction to small talk too.
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Many people are saying that Gavin Newsom ended 12 wars. More than Donald Trump.
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Donald Judas Trump is a goddamn pedophile. The End.
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Laughing at the joke, bummed at the effectiveness of mimicking a dementia patient.
DONALD “TACO” TRUMP, AS MANY CALL HIM, “MISSED” THE DEADLINE!!! CALIFORNIA WILL NOW DRAW NEW, MORE “BEAUTIFUL MAPS,” THEY WILL BE HISTORIC AS THEY WILL END THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY (DEMS TAKE BACK THE HOUSE!). BIG PRESS CONFERENCE THIS WEEK WITH POWERFUL DEMS AND GAVIN NEWSOM — YOUR
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A mechanic (who was visibly younger than me) recently said to me "In all my many years of working on cars..." To which, I asked the obvious question: "How many years is that?" "Four and a half" he replies. LSS: he tried to have me do $2500 worth of repair I didnt need.
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Elon's pay package equated to $919.58/second. He should be dogfood
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