Jane of the North
@JaneotN
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“Idiot,” he said, anxiously rather than crossly. “Love isn’t how you feel. It’s what you do."
Joined February 2020
When you were going to watch TV but there's a baby goat in your spot
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Remember when Taylor Swift was sexually assaulted, and then got sued? Remember that lawyer who asked if she was sorry she got a man fired?. She shut it down with "The unfortunate events of his life are the product of his decisions, not mine.". Then Time put her on the cover.
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A tale of two Governors. Look at the children's faces. Kids can always tell.
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Canadian here, your neighbour with cold winters and sensible gun laws. Did you know we’ve had 11 school shooting deaths? Not this month or this year, but total, in history. And absolutely no deaths in elementary schools. Why? Because gun laws save lives. Listen. It’s the guns.
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Donald fucked up. Four years after lying about Covid, he's lying about FEMA. Listen to this woman. Everyone impacted by Helene knows Biden/Harris came to their aid. Donald just handed Florida, Georgia, the Carolinas, and Tennessee to Kamala Harris.
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Mitch McConnell said if he’s not Majority Leader after the midterms he’ll quit. I’m okay with that.
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Canadian here. We don’t have prayer in schools, or the Ten Commandments, or God. We also don’t have dead kids. No Canadian child has ever died in a mass shooting in an elementary school. We have guns. What we don’t have is Republicans. American has to get rid of Republicans.
Mike Collins, who represents the district where the school shooting happened yesterday, says “it’s not the right time to talk about” gun control, and that the solution is: “We’ve got to get back to God in this country.” Story.
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"I didn’t know he was Orange until a number of years ago, when he happened to turn Orange. I respect either one, but he obviously doesn’t because all of a sudden he made a turn and he went – he became an Orange person. I think somebody should look into that.". 🍊
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When they said just move the egg to the uterus during an ectopic pregnancy. When they said a woman can’t get pregnant if raped because her body shuts down. When they said IVF can only happen one embryo at a time. When Republicans reject science, it’s women who get punished.
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Stephen Colbert on SCOTUS. “If these folks believe Roe was so egregiously decided, why didn’t they tell the senators during their confirmation hearings? . Because Americans support abortion at 80%. They knew if they were honest they wouldn’t get the job, so they lied.”.
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It's safe to say that all President Biden was expected to do was save us from Trump. But he didn't stop there. America recovered faster than any G7 country. He saved NATO and Ukraine. He freed hostages. And at the pinnacle of his accomplishments, he passed the torch. Hero. 💙
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The Netherlands has comprehensive sex education and free birth control and an abortion rate lower than America's. No Dutch children have died in a school shooting. No prayer in the schools, no 10 Commandments, no abortion ban. Just education, gun laws, and religious freedom.
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President Biden. 🧢. I think he gave all of his strength to the last four years. He stepped into the breach and saved us from Donald. Whatever happens next, and my fervent hope is that Harris & Walz win, I want to remember the sacrifice Joe made for all of us. ❤️🔥
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88% of Evangelicals voted for Walker over Rev. Warnock, because Evangelicals aren’t a religious organization, but a political block. And it’s big business. They love money and money answers their prayers. The cult keeps the masses in check. It’s the dark ages but with wifi.
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This is the future I hope for them. They served the country faithfully, saved us from Trump and kept fascism at bay. When these last six months are over, I hope they have years of light and love and peace and laughter together. ♥️🙏🕊️
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“Until a drag queen walks into a school and beats eight kids to death with a copy of ‘To Kill A Mockingbird,’ I think you’re focusing on the wrong shit.”. ~ Wanda Sykes
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There's never been a mass shooting in a Canadian elementary school. In 1988, the Lord's Prayer was removed from Canadian schools. There's still never been a mass shooting in a Canadian elementary school. Removing prayer isn't what kills your children. It's the guns.
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You may have missed this in all the excitement, but there's a real chance Ted Cruz could finally be voted out of office.
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I'm sorry that Mitch McConnell appears to have suffered a medical incident. He'll have the best health care that tax-payers' money can buy, and return to work to abolish medicare and social security for the rest of us.
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Your daddy was banging Marla after raping your mom and then banged Melania whilst still married to Marla and then banged a porn star while your brother was being born so I don't think it's Judge Merchan who is heartless.
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One of these photographs is real and the other is staged. Just kidding. They're both staged.
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Lawrence O’Donnell is emotional as he recounts when his own mom needed a lifesaving D&C. Women are dying because of Bush, Trump, and the Justices they appointed. They killed a 28-year-old momma this week. Let’s stop them.
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My son could read and write by 4. He wrote code at 9, was invited on Warped Tour at 15, biked across Canada at 18. At 27 he received a $150k Vanier Award for his PhD. At 32 he was incapacitated by long covid because Trump lied about the science, to win an election. Vote blue.
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If a woman dies because her ectopic pregnancy went untreated can her family sue the Supreme Court?.
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Your kid knocked up a 15-year-old and blew off his court date.
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One of these women has breast implants, fake eyelashes, tattooed brows, botox, collagen injections, liposuction, lip filler, hair extensions, and what looks like a facelift and a wig. The other is trans.
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Judge Cannon is helping Trump commit treason. That's how it looks, from Canada.
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John F. Kennedy’s grandson, Jack Schlossberg, says Robert Kennedy Jr. is an embarrassment. He praises Biden’s accomplishments. Then he endorses President Biden. Incredible.
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I hope Hillary Rodham Clinton is appointed to the expanded Supreme Court. The thought of her presiding over Donald Trump's last gasp at freedom is very satisfying.
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Roe Roe Roe your vote.Keep our country free.Block the trolls, ignore the polls.Save democracy 💙.
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Democrats didn’t bomb abortion clinics. They didn’t thank God for AIDS. They didn’t kill white evangelicals at church or a Kid Rock concert. No dem has killed people at a grocery store. No one from the Radical Left has massacred school children. The problem is not the Left.
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Hey, Jon? Jon Stewart? . This is how you do it. Maybe have a coffee with your good friend Stephen Colbert and get your head on straight.
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What's the over/under on this man being secretly homosexual.
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Virginia Foxx. Telling Black people to shut up since 1957.
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They used to throw women in the water to see if they were witches. If they drowned, they were innocent. Now they're saying the only abortion exception is if the woman's life is at risk. If she dies, she was at risk. You can see the recurring flaw in the methodology.
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Dude. You fired everyone, reinstated the scumbags, refused to pay bills, and wrecked the site. You could've kept the staff, enforced guidelines, paid the bills and kept twitter amazing. But you took a sledgehammer to our international town hall. You did this. Cry more. ❄️
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Kari Lake looked terrified tonight. Her voice was shaking, her breathing was shallow, she was very defensive, and Trump won't take her calls. I love this for her.
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This might be surprising to some, but I spent most of my life as a conservative Christian. Married my first boyfriend at 20. Homeschooled my kids. Went to church twice on Sunday, taught VBS & Sunday School and made meals for the sick. MAGA turned me into a radical left lunatic.
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Remember when Trump fell asleep at a Nato summit? . Everyone loves a nap.
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Did you see what happened in Poland? 73% of Polish voters came out and crushed the rise of right-wing fascism. Tick tock, MAGA.
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I’m getting throttled because I hate Donald. I’m getting silenced because I support Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. Drop a 💙 if you see this tweet. Those douche canoe Nazis are cheating.
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Look at the damage this woman has done to Maine and to Americans. She is a disgrace.
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A woman is anyone who covers her drink when Republicans are near.
@JoeBiden Democrats can’t even define a woman 🤦♂️.
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Who is that, whispering to Matt Gaetz? And what did he say? Because first Mattie turns pale under his orange makeup, and then he changes his vote to Kevin.
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In a world filled with Alitos and Cannons, be Judge Marchan. 🔥🔥🔥
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When I was 21 years old, we had this charismatic youth pastor. He was 34, married, and told me that he was very attracted to me. Everyone liked him. Everyone was furious with me for speaking out. You can't blame women for keeping silent when you don't want to hear about it.
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Jasper, Alberta, one of the most beautiful places in the world. Firefighters don't think anything will be left by morning. I can't stop crying. Danielle Smith says there's no climate change, and no need to allocate money for forest fires. The Conservatives destroyed Jasper.
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Costco lines, 2020. Remember when they were out of toilet paper? And water? And flour, because everyone was trying to make bread. No, we were not better off four years ago.
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Matt Gaetz being there for Marge is so sweet! Like Bonnie & Clyde. Ginni & Clarence. Hitler & Eva.
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I'd vote for the guy who doesn't have his hand between the thighs of a child.
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The worst part of the principal who punished a student for dancing, for me? He locked her in a room, denied her parental support, and interrogated her for two hours while shoving Bible verses in her face. He should be fired, sued into oblivion, and jailed.
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Okay so I was just talking to God, and basically God said He already had a Moses, He doesn't need another Moses, He never heard of Mike Johnson and honestly, He's pretty much done with Republicans using His name to lie and steal. Also, God really likes Taylor Swift.
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The reaction of the Colbert audience is so joyous. Listen as they hear Trump was finally indicted. It brought tears to my eyes. @ManhattanDA, a grateful world thanks you.
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President Zelenskyy of Ukraine has 7.3M followers and follows one person. His wife. 🌻🇺🇦❤️
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I’m 60. This is me with my granddaughter. I’m only 2 years younger than Martha-Ann. Nothing ages you faster than being a hateful, feckless bish.
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When Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 44%. When Republicans let this ban expire in 2004, mass shootings increased by 245%. Listen. It’s the guns.
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I don't understand why Zelenskyy has to go near Trump.
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Mike Johnson couldn’t formally adopt a 14-year-old when he was 25 because the courts said no. His lawyer said no. The judge said no. So Mikey white saviored a kid who, shockingly, never wants to see him again.
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Dr. Fauci’s superpower is that he’s honorable. This makes him incomprehensible to the GOP.
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Hannity came prepared and respectful. He had papers and everything. But Gavin Newsom. Whoa. OFF THE TOP OF HIS HEAD, he left Hannity speechless and desperately shuffling papers. Hannity believes that Newsom will be President one day.
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The only thing worse than an evil man with power is a stupid man with power.
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When over 35,000 people registered to vote this week, Taylor Swift got some harsh backlash. She didn't tell folks how to vote. She just told them to register so they could vote. But Republicans don't want you to vote. So Taylor decided to champion democracy. 🔥
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Book banning has caused a surge in library card renewals.
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The Netherlands has one of the lowest abortion rates in the world. They have extensive sex education, free healthcare and contraceptives, and they don’t care who you love. It’s opposite of the Republican approach. Ironically, America has twice as many abortions.
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It has fallen on Lawrence O'Donnell to be the last voice of reason in the media. He's the Walter Cronkite of our time.
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Someone called Moms for Liberty “Asshøles with Casseroles” and it’s my new favourite.
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Actual note Tim Walz slipped under his daughter's door when her phone was taken away.
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Need a reason to never trust the GOP again? How about the entire Republican Party knowing about 1/6, and not a single one of them warning the FBI.
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On Sunday I was devastated by President Biden's decision. It felt like he was bullied out. But if it was planned, if they all knew from the moment the debate ended and waited till the RNC was over, if Joe played Donald like a fiddle . then I'm good.
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Remember when Trump was so excited to get into the White House that he blew off his wife?. President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama gave Melania their full attention and concern. This made her hate them even more.
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Because of President Biden, Trump lost. Because Trump lost, NATO was strengthened. Because NATO was strengthened, Ukraine didn't fall. Because Ukraine didn't fall, Russia is in disarray. Because Russia is in disarray, Putin is panicked. Because of President Biden.
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Anne Frank’s diary was banned in Texas. “The Sound Of Music” has been changed to eliminate the Nazis in Texas. Texas is being run by Nazis who don’t want you to remember what they did the last time.
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My cousins were raped by their dad, a prominent member of our church. The grade 6 sex ed class helped my cousin find her voice. She told her teacher. Her dad went to jail. Cancelling sex ed enables sexual predators. Moms4Liberty enable sexual abuse.
1. @Moms4Liberty is engaged in an aggressive campaign to cancel sex ed in schools. At their recent convention, they spoke candidly about their issues with sex ed and their strategy. That session was closed to the media. But Popular Information has obtained a recording. 🧵.
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Anybody else put a little bit of water in a tomato sauce or salsa jar and put the lid back on and shake it and then dump that into the pot because you don't want to waste anything in the jar? Just me? Okay. 🫙.
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Moms for Liberty has been called Klanned Karenhood, twatzis, Ku Klux Karens, Moms for Hitler, and Asshøles with Casseroles. It's very important for @Moms4Liberty to realize two things here. 1) They are the Nazis. 2) America already beat the Nazis, and we'll do it again.
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“You feel that you’re this country’s rightful owners. There’s only one problem with that. This country isn’t yours. It never was. You don’t own it. There is no ‘Real America.’ You don’t own it.”. ~ Jon Stewart. Give this man a medal.
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So apparently Kari Lake was always a mean girl and does Donald know about this tweet?
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Remember when Scarlett Johansson was scathing as Ivanka? Welp, she’s back! And she is terrifying as Katie Britt. It feels so good to laugh. Thank goodness the funny people are on the left.
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So there's nothing, nothing at all, that America can do about Alito and Thomas?. What the hell kind of democracy is this?.
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