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@adelpreore
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Developer, Husband/Father, Comedian, Musician. Enjoys long romantic walks to the liquor store... stop looking at my profile...it makes me feel dirty...
Seeking aloha on mainland
Joined August 2007
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Alright all you glorious misfits I've had the pleasure to stumble upon for well over a decade. This may very well be the death spasm for the big blue bird.
Not sure where I'll end up, but you'll find me as: adelpreore
What a long strange trip its been 🤙
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Oh no you don't Greg. You can delete it, but the internet is forever.
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Having contributed to Social Security my entire adult life I'm a little more than majorly pissed off that Republicans just want to keep that money, but that's just me.
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@ChudsOfTikTok
Daredevil was blind and released in 1964. X-men in 1963 and some of the main themes had to deal with bigotry, equality, their right to exist and fascism. Marvel's legacy has *always* been woke AF.
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Did I just read that Mar a lago is registered under Trump LLC, NYC?
Which makes it an asset eligible for seizure?
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I would consider this an admission of sorts.
Whatever point he was attempting to make here was completely lost in the rapey parts.
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Trump says there will be violence if he's arrested. I don't think so, only if he resists.
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I am wrecked. Just got a phone call from my son's fiance - he was in an accident on the Big Island. Multiple skull fractures. Brain swelling. He is being airlifted to Oahu. Quite possibly a hit-and-run - he is a skateboarder. I am beside myself. I'm going away for awhile.
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How fucking off the rails does an entire party need to be to get Dick Cheney on the right side of history?
Jesus. Fuck.
“In our nation’s 246-year history, there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our republic than Donald Trump."
-Former VP Dick Cheney
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@cooltxchick
She failed her own flesh and blood, what chance does she have helping the country.
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@RightWingWatch
If "religious" institutions choose to spread political propaganda to suit *whatever* their agenda happens to be - they need to lose their tax-exemption. Period. The issue will just work itself out - once they have to put the money where their mouth is.
#TaxTheChurches
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A member of Trump's legal team (Kise) is employed to advise and represent the Attorney General of Venezuala (Reinaldo Predroza, of the Maduro regime) whom the US regards as part of an illegitimate authoritarian regime. So, Kise should not be given access to top secret info.
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I'd like to remind the 5525 chucklefucks that the fucker was already found guilty, this is about how much he's gonna have to pay in damages.
Guess who decides that 🤔
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If you don't think
#ApartheidClyde
is petty as fuck - here's a reminder about the time when free speech absolutist banned an account with 139 followers for calling him 'bologna face'
#FreeLiamNissan
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I'll be sure to speak with Dark Brandon about this right after he's home from church services.
Fucking seditious gaslighter.
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What in the warmed-over fuck is this shit?
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@NaomiRHelm
I'm sure the officers involved were concerned with the onlookers safety, being in their vehicle and all.
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#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb
she can't even spell her own name
Every single day I get requests to trend
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb
, and just about every single day I pass - But man, I think she truly deserves it today, so let’s get 1k retweets on this and trend away.
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When Scaramuchi has trolling rights you're actually fucking done for.
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Christians: Stop calling us fascist extremists!
Also Christians:
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@ChudsOfTikTok
On repeat - you *never* have to present an officer your ID unless you are operating a motor vehicle. Period. They know this and when their fee-fees get hurt they act out.
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@kyrstensinema
"Did Sinema really have vote against a $15 minimum wage for 24 million people like this?" - Sawyer Hackett
"The gleeful thumbs down from Senator Sinema on the minimum wage vote was such an obscene Republican response" - Scott Dworkin
The only Arizonian enriched is you.
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@NotBadgers
@AntaresNav
It was a Sorbo moment like quoting the Babylon Bee, except either he or someone close to him pointed out the stupid
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I saved this just in case because it seemed important, and now it's been deleted. Now, can anyone tell me who this is?
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Your daily reminder that these people vote and don't have critical thinking skills.
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"Moms For Liberty” has now rebranded to “Awake Americans.”
Pass it on.
As
#MomsforLiberty
's brand dips into free fall, the Midwest is seeing some shape shifting among Moms for Liberty
#Ozaukee
,
#AwakeWI
and
#AwakeIL
into
#AwakeAmericans
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When Chris Christie is the voice of reason in your party, you're pretty much fucked as a party.
#GeneralFlynnBitch
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@dontlickchalk
So glad you brought this up - while the dumpster fire of the
@AZGOP
is pandering about America First -
#Arizona
sold its own water supply to Saudi Arabia, which I suppose could buy the water back at an inflated price.
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This is just a reminder that while Steve Scalise undergoes this life-saving procedure, while he served in the Louisiana House from 1996-2008, this research was effectively banned in his state.
STEVE SCALISE will be out of DC until February. He is getting a stem-cell transplant.
House GOP has 220-seat majority. Bill Johnson is out Jan. 21. After that, w Scalise out, GOP will have a bare bones 218-seat majority.
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He's not getting rid of the block feature - unless he wants the app removed from all the stores.
Google Play Store, UGC regulations
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I'm just gonna come right out & say it. There was and is no candidate on the ballot who could've unfucked this country as well as Biden. With multiple global crises & a stonewalling transition team from TFG. He was able to assemble a stellar team and response. That's experience.
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"Crooked Joe Buden"
"Disinformates"
"Misinformates"
...y'all seriously running with this fucking guy?
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The dumbest motherfucker to have ever lived
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Hey, my muchachos, if you haven't heard
#SissySpaceX
had another ketamine episode, and long story short, everyone's favorite Japanese automobile got put in a timeout.
So if you can,
#FreeLiamNissan
as often as possible.
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All these
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avis showing up in my notifs got me thinking that he's transcended to Agent Smith status.
#WeAreLiamNissan
#IAmLiamNissan
#FreeLiamNissan
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Tune in to 60 Minutes next week where we discuss Adolf's love of dogs, the difficulties of a vegetarian diet, and his controversial plan to rebuild Germany.
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@anthonycwalker
Fairly certain if you are paying $825/rent it's someplace that doesn't have a lot of $100k jobs
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It's called a ratio. When the negative comments exceed the number of likes.
Here's an example.
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Couldn't we just let him wander around the desert for 40 years with his followers then?
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Take a bow
@GOP
you've fomented
#DomesticTerrorists
right here at home and there is no end in sight to the depths you will sink to in your never ending quest to kill Americans and Democracy.
You should all be in prison right now.
#January6thInsurrection
#MAGATerrorists
With the ongoing bomb threat in DC, it's worth revisiting
@DHSgov
's alert on an uptick in domestic threats released less than a week ago. No doubt more to come out on the terrorist's motivations/inspirations (& whether he's acting alone), but we are in dangerous times.
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Oh, well, I guess that settles it. Baseless claims are reserved for people Elon agrees with.
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@RonFilipkowski
Another lie. Trying to stoke this false reverse discrimination. You can walk into *any* pharmacy and receive the vax and/or booster - without an appointment and without insurance. We got boosted *today*. No line. No hassle. And we are in the middle of the Pacific. I call bullshit
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I have to say that hearing that Jack sitting silent, staring at TFG the entire time and then having his team present a bond offering him the ability to leave on his own recognizance without the defense team making a plea was the most gangster move ever.
You're in my house now.
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Still fomenting with no regretting - and by the way, fuck Iowa - for real. And *all* of MSM for broadcasting this trash.
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@cwebbonline
I would just like to highlight the Kennedy shirt among all the rest of the shit.
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Does anyone else find it repulsive that this particular motherfucker here, without a real fucking job I might add - is giving us the Republican 'hot-takes' bullshit on Social Security and retirement?
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@newtgingrich
The difference between speeches is that the seditionists were tossed out of Congress and there was justice delivered to the defilers of this nation. Check back with us when *that* happens. Until then...
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Genital inspections for children in Kansas? Jesus Christ.
Same creepy vibe, and I don't think either of them are doctors. I'm just saying.
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So we're seriously debating whether or not a felon should have access to national secrets then?
Cool. Cool.
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@chipfranklin
A little bad for the people who shelled out $250 a ticket in advance when they were $3 at the door.
Actually. No. Not bad at all.
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For as long as I've been on this platform, I've never seen a trend linger as long as this one.
#TrumpSmellsLikeAss
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@ACTBrigitte
I've decided that shitting pineapples for the remainder of the weekend would not only be a better use of my time but also less painful
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Somewhere, off the coast of Florida, there is an island of misfit sex toys.
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The fucker plead guilty for a reason.
Cope.
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@marianne_levine
That was at the very least an honest statement about skewed the Republicans are in their judgment
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Thank you everyone. Truly moved at the outreach. Flying over in a few hours to be with him. It's 2:45 am for me. They just started surgery.
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That moment when Sorbo almost gets the point by accident even
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I've noticed a disturbing trend that the 'do your own research' crowd has literally zero clarity about how the economy actually works.
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Fun Fact: The Apprentice was called the Shit Show by the people who worked there - can anyone guess why?
#DiaperDon
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I am much younger than Biden.
I lost my son only a few years ago.
I couldn't tell you the exact date.
It was on Mother's Day.
It sucks and I don't like to think or talk about it.
MSM, you can fuck *all* the way off with your conjecture bullshit and the oxygen you provided.
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@covie_93
The thought of him having to travel commercial going through TSA,etc. just makes me unbelievably happy.
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You know what's worse than a Travis Tritt concert?
Being sober at a Travis Tritt concert
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