One of my greatest achievements in my life has been changing my mind about the correct way to hang the toilet paper on the holder. 🧻

Have you met MM? She's funny and smart and a good teacher. Except her tweets are like those dumb patents (like wheels on luggage, that got Bernard Sadow rich ffs), and you're like "I told everyone suitcases need wheels!" But MM says it first. She's QuickDraw McHellNaw to magats.

I wish the Platner tattoo thing hadn't happened, it would be much better if he really was an ideal progressive candidate able to take on Susan Collins However, huge silver lining: we are learning a lot of important info about certain individuals and orgs on the left

I’d be fine with so-called Conservatives if all they did was promote free markets, limited government, and free speech. But they also promote welfare for corporations, government intrusion on bodily autonomy, and speech codes on campuses. And also they seem to love fascism

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@SofiaDoodle "ICE recruits"

It's being reported that one third of the new ICE recruits can't pass the basic physical fitness requirements. Can't imagine why. They were perfectly capable of climbing obstacles in 2020.

Dear Captain Dingleberry: By the time Truman moved in, the 150-year-old building was structurally unsound. Over the years, additions like a 3rd floor, modern plumbing, and electricity had compromised the original wooden support structure. This led to several dangerous conditions

Dear Captain Dingleberry: By the time Truman moved in, the 150-year-old building was structurally unsound. Over the years, additions like a 3rd floor, modern plumbing, and electricity had compromised the original wooden support structure. This led to several dangerous conditions

A person who didn’t vote or didn’t vote for Harris, is responsible for where we are in the USA. Next time, dear person, please vote Vote Democratic If there is a next time. (PS I know none of my devoted followers fall into this category 💚☘️💚)

Smile you robots.

Hi peeps, I've got a lot going on lately. Started a new job. Launched a substack. Launched a subscription offering here (and still occasionally pop over to bluecry.) But this is where I spend most of my time and where I'm building a walled community. It's already off to a great

"Hello DC Metro police? I'd like to report a renter who is destroying the historic property we own."

Let them eat ballroom! 👑🍰 #WhiteHouseWTF #NoKings

I was essentially a libertarian war hawk until my early 20s, I believed some really embarrassing things. You know what I never believed, even once? That Nazis were ok. That was a really easy one to get right!! It was not difficult at all!

A person who didn’t vote or didn’t vote for Harris, is responsible for where we are in the USA. Next time, dear person, please vote Vote Democratic If there is a next time. (PS I know none of my devoted followers fall into this category 💚☘️💚)

I’m having feet hot flashes. Makes me crazy. Is it just me that gets them?

Everyone deserves to safely share the road. Learn how Waymo is working to make our roads safer.

I’m a night owl living in a world made by morning people. How about you?

No amount of demolishing and desecrating the East Wing for a gaudy ballroom will ever change the fact that Barack Obama will always be a better and Nobel Peace Prize winning president.

The East Wing is typically used for office space for the First Lady and her staff. Which explains why it was useless, vacant space that Trump decided to turn into a "ballroom."

My latest for @restofworld about the first Middle Eastern spaceport and what it could mean for the region. Check it out if you would like to! https://t.co/YAzSM1cyTk