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@BuckwheatG
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2 years
This exchange from the Nic Cage reddit AMA almost made me cry
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3 years
“Lynchian” has lost all meaning but something that genuinely fits the descriptor is this time my friend said he was smoking weed in his room and his mom started charging up the stairs going “I KNOW THAT SMELL! I KNOW THAT SMELL!”
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@BuckwheatG
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11 months
hit the lotto at a garage sale
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@BuckwheatG
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11 months
there’s two sides
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@BuckwheatG
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4 years
every best of 2010s list i see on LB looks like this
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@BuckwheatG
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2 years
@willow_catelyn maybe the last high school comedy to have an explosive box office run and/or immediate cultural impact. Mean Girls and Napoleon Dynamite right before it but nothing comes to mind after
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@BuckwheatG
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4 years
opened Letterboxd to the funniest possible shenanigans
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@BuckwheatG
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3 years
@HamboneMH that’s scary. I delivered to a customer once who called me by name multiple times even though I wasn’t wearing a name tag and I’m pretty sure I’d never seen them before
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@BuckwheatG
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2 years
@beebeestation Definitely Hangover and Bridesmaids but it’s been a decade since the latter. Bridesmaids was a crazy BO run. Opened to $22mil in America on its way to a $171mil domestic haul
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7 months
big Todd Field fan
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3 years
@SeanRMoorhead they’ve also already done a Netflix movie. this was reported like some out of the blue thing
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@BuckwheatG
jordan
2 years
Even as a Cruise fanatic, Top Gun: Maverick completely and utterly blew me away. If there was any doubt at all that he is our greatest movie star, this decimated it. Truly awe-inspiring
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@BuckwheatG
jordan
6 years
@saywhatagain @willmenaker Joy Ann Reid anime voice. Will kills it
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2 years
as much as I love it, you cannot call M:I-2 underrated anymore. in fact the only one that is underrated is M:I-3 which everyone hates for no reason
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@BuckwheatG
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6 years
@MurderBryan once worked with a guy who exclusively bought mids. he also turned the heat on in his car when he smoked because he said it got you higher
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@BuckwheatG
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2 years
38:52 into Dont Look Up. Could be the worst film ever made
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@BuckwheatG
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6 years
@FINALLEVEL it means you kick ass Ice
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3 years
@mikerecine Brendan Schaub
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@BuckwheatG
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3 years
@JimJarmuschHair nothing too egregious but I saw Cheatin’ and Bill Plympton Skype’d in afterwards and no one had any questions at all. at one point, someone raised their hand and the moderator was finally like “ah yes, go ahead!” and they were like “there’s a light in my eyes, can you move it?”
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@BuckwheatG
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9 months
I’m engaged
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@BuckwheatG
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5 years
@boxofficemojo change your site back at once
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5 years
@boxofficemojo change your site back
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4 years
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5 years
went to the bathroom before The Mule and there's an old man pissing at the urinal with his pants at his ankles. wonderful omen
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@BuckwheatG
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5 years
i’ve been following Box Office Mojo since at least 2006. i even used to read their reviews. this is almost on par with The Dissolve closing down. colossal travesty
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@BuckwheatG
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11 months
@PattyOFlaherty this dude worked at a theater at the time and I can only imagine how many goodies he came across. my theater days were the early 2010s, not as cool
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@BuckwheatG
jordan
2 years
finding one of these in a field like Jeffrey Beaumont
@ENBrown
Elizabeth Nolan Brown
2 years
Mike Tyson can't sell his bitten-ear shaped marijuana gummies (Mike Bites) in Colorado b/c of a law against selling human-shaped edibles
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5 years
more pseudowoke bullshit about Scorsese and QT on the timeline
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3 years
@ZeroSuitCamus one of the funniest images
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2 years
@kath_krueger Josie and the Pussycats
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2 years
Deep Water
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5 years
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@BuckwheatG
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3 years
@willmenaker this is Tom Cruise. Lil Color or Money reunion goin on here
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@BuckwheatG
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3 years
Almost lost my dad to Covid this year but the big man pulled through. Love you dad
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@BuckwheatG
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2 years
Say hello to my little friends
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@BuckwheatG
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2 years
[Elton John voice] B-b-b-b-b-b-bene Gesserit
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@BuckwheatG
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5 years
@i_zzzzzz he's got the freak lips and he can hit the high-C all night longgggggggg??
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@BuckwheatG
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2 years
ya already know
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@BuckwheatG
jordan
5 years
delivered to a dude wearing a Heisenberg shirt that said “I AM THE DANGER” so I nonchalantly said “guess I’m the one who knocks” and fucking crickets. asshole stonewalled me. gonna be mad about this for three weeks straight
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2 years
@dril
" GUV "
11 years
obama and his crack team of nsa crooks watching me shit: "sir, he's scooting backwards so his dick doesn't touch the rim" "Thuis guy's good"
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7 years
@BRANDONWARDELL this is a fuckin classic
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@BuckwheatG
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2 years
WHO DEY BABY
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@BuckwheatG
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3 years
I help her pick apples, she helps me recreate a Steely Dan album cover. Relationships are all about compromise
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6 years
@keanuthings The mothershitting Matrix
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@BuckwheatG
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3 years
@rdzzsaul I’d be driving out of there at 400mph
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3 years
@jacobdotgov hell he puts no effort in the first one. that apathy is what makes him so likable in that movie imo
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18 days
I’ve been looking for this for years. Maybe the hardest I’ve ever laughed at television
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@BuckwheatG
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4 years
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5 years
@jonny_is_good swiftly looks back twice and quickens his pace
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@BuckwheatG
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2 years
They don’t want you to ball
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2 years
Watching our Reds lose
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@BuckwheatG
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4 years
proud of my gf, who got her masters today
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@BuckwheatG
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4 years
parents not even asking me to go to church like three years in a row
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@BuckwheatG
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4 years
watched the Rush documentary last night and Neil Peart seemed cool as hell
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@BuckwheatG
jordan
4 months
It’s called being normal and never bringing up your nerd bullshit. No one gives a fuck if you know who Raul Ruiz is. People like Equalizer 3 and nothing else
@JedKingly
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4 months
I know it shouldn’t be as annoying as it is for people to want to engage with your passions but talking to non-film people about film is such a burden lmao. I fundamentally don’t think about the medium the same way
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@BuckwheatG
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6 years
maybe seeing Deadpool tonight. got my outfit picked out!
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@BuckwheatG
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2 years
You should get permanently banned from twitter for posting some shit like this
@sl33p4eva
micaela ♡ 🇭🇷🇮🇪🇸🇮🇪🇪🇷🇸
2 years
andrew garfield could do la la land but ryan gosling could never do tick tick boom
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@BuckwheatG
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3 years
made some buds
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3 years
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@BuckwheatG
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2 years
@mertcentury once I was in the passenger seat at a Wendy’s drive thru and realized at the first window I had no money at all and kept whispering “drive away” to my friend but he couldn’t hear me and we sat there awkwardly for like 2 mins before peeling out lol. brutal
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@BuckwheatG
jordan
5 years
I like that Jon Favreau made Chef bc he wanted to get back to REAL fuckin movies dude and then just turned around and made the two biggest sellout movies ever
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@BuckwheatG
jordan
2 years
One of the coolest to ever do it. Enjoy your retirement, Bruce
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@BuckwheatG
jordan
3 years
pics from his time on a ventilator are too upsetting lol but it’s my dad’s birthday and I’m grateful to have him still here. Covid sucks shit and my heart goes out to anyone affected by it
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@BuckwheatG
jordan
4 years
@ZackLessons did that cut the guy in half? lol
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@BuckwheatG
jordan
3 years
got my first dose and the gf made Tommy a little necklace. good day (RIP DMX)
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@BuckwheatG
jordan
2 years
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@BuckwheatG
jordan
3 years
in the motherfucking beer cave
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@BuckwheatG
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4 years
look at this dumbass
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2 years
they made the AMC bathroom lady sexy
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3 years
my dad defending his love of Twilight: “it’s the only vampire movie I’ve seen where you see the vampires in the sunlight”
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jordan
4 years
4 games to know me
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@BuckwheatG
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4 months
Happy new years!!
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@BuckwheatG
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4 years
enjoying my Tuesday evening
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5 years
lol
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2 years
2021: My dad beat Covid after 80 days in the hospital and the Braves won the World Series. Not bad
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jordan
2 years
I hope they all kill themselves
@elwasson
Erik Wasson
2 years
Police in Uvalde admit they mistakenly thought there were no more children alive in the classroom to explain why they waited outside. 911 calls from kids show otherwise
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@BuckwheatG
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2 years
I’m so fucking happy
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4 years
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2 years
Discovered these ancient giants yesterday and now I can fast travel to them
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5 years
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5 years
changing “Here Comes the Sun” to “Here Comes My Lunch” and just shattering all sorts of streaming records and becoming crazy famous
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@BuckwheatG
jordan
4 years
got a few choice words for Greta Thunberg
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3 years
roommate outside working on his car. laughing at the idea of bringing a bong out to him like a sexy housewife with a glass of lemonade
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@BuckwheatG
jordan
2 years
Ian Fidance is gonna kill it
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Aaron Taylor-Johnson rehearsing for 'Bullet Train' (2022) co-starring Brad Pitt and Sandra Bullock.
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@BuckwheatG
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4 years
it would be cool if me and the homies had healthcare
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@BuckwheatG
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2 years
I beat myself up for not having bigger aspirations but other days I don’t sweat it. Mow some grass, listen to some tunes with the windows down, drink a cold beer, watch some baseball. The good stuff
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@BuckwheatG
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3 years
Night Shift let’s do this baby
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@BuckwheatG
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5 years
wow this blew up! here’s the shirt
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@BuckwheatG
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2 years
time to see my dumbass family
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@BuckwheatG
jordan
3 years
my Bo Burnham take is that he’s a moderately talented man who seems nice that made a decent movie but whose comedy is excruciating to me personally
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@BuckwheatG
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4 years
Rise of Skywalker is one of the worst movies of its kind and the Last Jedi over-corrections have nothing to do with it. it’s just a rhythmless, textureless, anonymous piece of shit that moves at a million miles per hour. unprecedented disaster
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@BuckwheatG
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5 years
I think True Grit is maybe the most underrated movie of the decade. there’s hardly anything more rewatchable
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@BuckwheatG
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2 years
Fascinated by this person who replied to my Nic cage post. They haven’t been to a movie in 7 years but this is the one that’s getting them off the couch
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3 years
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5 years
fuck this dog
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@BuckwheatG
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5 years
Colonel Sanders breaks his silence on THE IRISHMAN
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@BuckwheatG
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4 years
without checking i’m gonna guess Portrait of a Lady on Fire was Ehrlich’s no. 1 and OUATIH is at 18 behind two musicals no one’s ever heard of
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@BuckwheatG
jordan
2 years
It would be fun to make one of these: “Okay I wake up at 1:15pm and then stay in bed for another 45 mins playing Box Office Game and looking up Dwyane Wade’s Wikipedia page. Then I have diarrhea. Next, it’s McDonald’s for the third time this week and time to watch First Take”
@punished_stu
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it's great how much this guy makes living in new york look like it sucks
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5 years
reminded of maybe my favorite Star Wars memory
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