@accesstwins
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@lockedontwins
| late 30s weirdo birthed by a teen mom & raised by television | rapidly declining softball player | pinned tweet sums it up well
@DudespostingWs
I use the self checkout at the grocery store and when it asks on the receipt survey if the cashier was friendly and knowledgeable I’m like “you’re goddamn right”
@hittingguru7
I said this a few weeks ago and I bet you’d agree. Give us each a couple months in the cage and to get in shape and we’d both be one of the better hitters on almost any MLB team, even at our age
I want to apologize to every member of the Seattle Mariners organization, especially to our players and to our fans. There is no excuse for my behavior, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don'
Someone’s gonna have to explain to me why “Let’s Go Brandon” is so funny because it feels to me like sixth graders devising a system to “swear” in front of the teacher.