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Just remember: The Texas Rangers spent $800 million to beat the Houston Astros
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C.J. Stroud leads the NFL in passing yards. He has 20 TD’s to 5 INT’s. Texans were 3-13-1 last year and are 7-5 right now.
Should Stroud be the MVP favorite?
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How is C.J. Stroud not the MVP favorite?
He currently has 3,540 yds, 20 TD’s, and 5 INT’s. For comparison:
-Josh Allen: 3,214 yds, 24 TD’s, 13 INT’s
-Jalen Hurts: 2,995 yds, 19 TD’s, 10 INT’s
-P. Mahomes: 3,110 yds, 22 TD’s, 10 INT’s
-L. Jackson: 2,618 yds, 13 TD’s, 5 INT’s
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Panthers fans watching C.J. Stroud be the best rookie QB in NFL history:
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Just remember:
Astros: 2 Championships
Rangers: 1 Championship and $800M spent to beat the Astros
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Is there a team in the NFL with a brighter future than the Houston Texans?
-DeMeco Ryans
-C.J. Stroud
-Will Anderson Jr.
-Derek Stingley Jr.
-Tank Dell
-Nico Collins
-$100M in expected cap space
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Dak Prescott should NOT be the MVP over C.J. Stroud. Last year, the Cowboys were 12-5 and are on pace for the same record.
Last year, the Texans were 3-13-1. This season, they’re on pace to TRIPLE their win total AND make the playoffs.
C.J. Stroud should be the MVP. Period.
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Sacks their rookie year:
Khalil Mack-4.0
J.J. Watt-5.5
T.J. Watt-7.0
Myles Garrett-7.0
Will Anderson Jr.-7 (and counting)
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Anyone who lives in the Houston area knows how accurate this is:
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The Houston Texans could realistically have:
Coach of the Year: DeMeco Ryans
MVP: C.J. Stroud
Offensive ROY: C.J. Stroud
Defensive ROY: Will Anderson
Executive of the Year: Nick Caserio
Incredible.
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Brock Purdy should NOT be the MVP over C.J. Stroud.
49ers were 13-4 last season. Texans were 3-13-1.
This season, the 49ers are on pace for the same amount of wins. The Texans are on pace to TRIPLE their win total from last season thanks to C.J. Stroud.
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@BleacherReport
Jaylen Brown got a $304M contract and couldn’t make a wide open layup with the game on the line?
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Texans were 3-13-1 last year. They drafted C.J. Stroud, are currently 9-7, and if they win this week will be in the playoffs.
Panthers were 7-10 last year. They traded up for Bryce Young and are currently 2-14.
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Last year, the Texans played the Colts in week 18 to determine if they would have the
#1
overall pick.
One year later, they play the Colts in week 18 with a chance to make the playoffs.
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The Houston Texans could realistically have..
-NFL Coach of the Year
-Offensive Rookie of the Year
-Defensive Rookie of the Year
-NFL Executive of the Year
How incredible is that?
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Colin Cowherd on August 8th: “C.J. Stroud isn’t talented enough to overcome the Texans problems.”
Colin Cowherd two months later: “We have another great QB!”
You can’t make this stuff up.
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Makes me sick that C.J. Stroud didn’t make the Pro Bowl, but there’s no way they were letting a rookie take Patrick Mahomes’ spot.
Passer rating this season:
C.J. Stroud-99.0
Patrick Mahomes-92.6
Once again, the Pro Bowl is a popularity contest.
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C.J. Stroud is on pace for 5,015 passing yards. The rookie record is 4,374 yards. Even more impressive is Stroud’s #’s are leading to wins. Texans won 3 games last year and already have 7 wins this year.
Is C.J. Stroud having the greatest rookie season for a QB in NFL history?
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The Houston Texans defense was ranked 32nd against the run last year. They allowed 170 rushing yards per game.
This year, the Texans are ranked 6th against the run allowing 90 yards per game.
What an amazing turnaround thanks to DeMeco Ryans and Nick Caserio.
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Is Jose Altuve the greatest player in Astros franchise history?
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Tonight on
#ThursdayNightFootball
we get to watch Mitchell Trubisky and Bailey Zappe.
Meanwhile, C.J. Stroud and the Texans have ZERO primetime games.
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The Houston Texans top priority this offseason should be acquiring a
#1
WR for C.J. Stroud.
Free Agency:
-Mike Evans
-Tee Higgins
Draft:
-Emeka Egbuka
-Xavier Worthy
-Adonai Mitchell
What is the Texans best option?
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Does Andre Johnson belong in the Hall of Fame?
-1,062 catches
-14,185 yards
-Five seasons with 100+ catches
-Seven seasons with 1,000+ yards
-7x Pro Bowl
-2x All-Pro
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Here’s how I know the Astros are a dynasty:
Every other fan base is celebrating that the Astros aren’t in the World Series again.
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Brock Purdy is playing bad.
Lamar Jackson is playing bad.
Jalen Hurts is playing bad.
Patrick Mahomes is playing bad.
Dak Prescott is playing bad.
That leaves only one right choice for MVP: C.J. Stroud
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“The Houston Astros are not renewing Dusty Baker’s contract and will have a new manager in 2024.”
Astros fans:
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C.J. Stroud is averaging 274.6 passing yards per game..as a ROOKIE!
Do y’all realize how special that is?
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Derek Stingley Jr. should have made the Pro Bowl. He has outperformed “Sauce” Gardner this season, plain and simple.
Interceptions:
Derek Stingley Jr.-5
“Sauce” Gardner-0
The Pro Bowl shouldn’t be a popularity contest.
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Can someone explain to me why Jim Harbaugh and Michigan can cheat and win a national championship and no one criticizes them..
..but when the Astros “cheated” and won a championship they were hated and criticized for years? 🤔
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C.J. Stroud is too young, too good, and too valuable to the Texans franchise to risk his long term health during his rookie season.
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Remember when Texas mascot “Bevo” tried to kill Georgia mascot “Uga” on live television? 😂
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Should Nick Caserio win NFL Executive of the Year?
-Hired DeMeco Ryans
-Drafted C.J. Stroud
-Drafted Will Anderson Jr.
-Drafted Tank Dell
-Signed Jimmie Ward
-Signed Dalton Schultz
-Signed Blake Cashman
-Signed Shaq Mason
Texans are on pace to TRIPLE their win total!
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Derek Stingley Jr. vs Sauce Gardner this season..
Interceptions:
Stingley-5
Gardner-0
Passer rating allowed:
Stingley-57.7
Gardner-70.7
Maybe I was wrong and Nick Caserio made the right pick..
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Adam Schefter: “Texans QB C.J. Stroud has cleared concussion protocol and will play Sunday vs the Titans, sources say.”
Texans fans:
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The Texans 2023 draft could end up as one of the best draft hauls in history.
C.J Stroud, Will Anderson, and Tank Dell all have the potential to be All-Pro/Pro Bowl players.
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Who was the Texans players of the game: Derek Stingley Jr. or Will Anderson Jr?
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Did Nick Caserio make the right decision by trading a treasure chest of picks for Will Anderson Jr?
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List of notable upcoming NFL free agents:
-WR Mike Evans
-LB Patrick Queen
-DT D.J. Reader
-RB Josh Jacobs
-RB Saquon Barkley
-DE Josh Allen (Jags)
-CB Jaylon Johnson
With around $100M in expected cap space, which players should the Houston Texans sign?
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Dusty Baker benching Yainer Diaz for Martin Maldonado in the ALCS last year might have literally cost the Astros a World Series championship. Unbelievable.
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Imagine C.J. Stroud and Marvin Harrison Jr. together for the next 10+ years. It would be like Joe Burrow and Ja’Marr Chase on steroids!
Should Nick Caserio trade up in the draft for Marvin Harrison Jr?
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Isn’t it amazing how much better the Texans organization has been since Cal McNair fired Jack Easterby?
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How lucky were the Texans to land C.J. Stroud?
1. Bears didn’t need a QB
2. Bears traded
#1
pick to Panthers
3. Panthers have meddling owner
4. Panthers take Bryce over Stroud
If any team deserved good QB luck, it was the Houston Texans.
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Case Keenum on C.J. Stroud: “He may be the best pure passer I’ve ever been around.”
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The MVP is NOT a “best” player or stats award. It should go to the most VALUABLE player. MVP candidates and their tm’s record last year:
Purdy/49ers: 13-4
Prescott/Cowboys: 12-5
Hurts/Eagles: 14-3
Lamar/Ravens: 10-7
Allen/Bills: 13-3
Stroud/Texans: 3-13-1
How is Stroud NOT MVP?
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PFF grades from yesterday’s game:
Derek Stingley Jr: 92.6
Will Anderson Jr: 86.3
Texans have young superstars at QB, DE, and CB. The NFL better get ready because the Texans are COMING!
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Dak Prescott has CeeDee Lamb.
Jalen Hurts has A.J. Brown.
Joe Burrow has Ja’Marr Chase.
Tua Tagovailoa has Tyreek Hill.
Josh Allen has Stefon Diggs.
Justin Herbert has Keenan Allen.
Nick Caserio MUST find C.J. Stroud an alpha WR1 this offseason.
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Colin Cowherd on C.J. Stroud before the season: “Rookie defensive head coach, rookie offensive coordinator, weird owner, below-average roster. He’s not talented enough to overcome that.”
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Is C.J. Stroud already a top 5 QB? The only QB’s I would take over him right now:
1. Patrick Mahomes
2. Josh Allen
That’s it. That’s the list.
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Has Nico Collins cemented himself as C.J. Stroud’s true WR1 going forward? 🤔
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Should Nick Caserio draft a wide receiver in the first round of the upcoming draft?
Imagine Keon Coleman, Nico Collins, and Tank Dell with C.J. Stroud. Wow!
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#ProBowlVote
CJ Stroud
#ProBowlVote
Will Anderson jr
#ProBowlVote
Blake Cashman
#ProBowlVote
Laremy Tunsil
#ProBowlVote
Derek Stingley jr
#ProBowlVote
Nico Collins
#ProBowlVote
Jon Greenard
Reposts count as votes. Let’s get them into the Pro Bowl. They deserve it!
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It’s amazing how much better the Texans offense looks with C.J. Stroud at QB..
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Is C.J. Stroud already the best QB in Houston Texans franchise history? 🤔
I’m talking about the QB with the most talent.
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With the Texans season on the line, C.J. Stroud drove his team down the field with one great pass after another.
With the Jaguars season on the line, Trevor Lawrence looked like a deer in headlights:
I don’t want to hear that Lawrence is better than Stroud EVER again!
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Are the Houston Astros a dynasty?
Last 7 seasons:
-2 Championships
-4 Pennants
-7 ALCS appearances
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Which Houston team has the brighter FUTURE: Texans or Astros? 🤔
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Can someone explain to me why this was called an illegal formation? This was an incredible play by C.J. Stroud and Tank Dell.
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C.J. Stroud vs Tampa Bay:
-470 passing yards
-5 TD’s
-0 INT’s
-147.8 QB rating
Trevor Lawrence vs Tampa Bay:
-213 passing yards
-1 TD
-2 INT’s
-65 QB rating
I’m supposed to believe Lawrence is better than Stroud?
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Should the Texans and Nick Caserio sign Jonathan Greenard to a massive deal this offseason? He’s having a career year with 12.5 sacks and will likely command $20M+ per year.
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Sauce Gardner made the Pro Bowl.
Derek Stingley Jr. did not.
How do y’all feel about this? 🤔
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Which cornerback would you rather have on your team for the next 10 years?
Repost for Derek Stingley Jr.
Like for Sauce Gardner
This should be interesting..
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Should the Texans trade for Chris Olave this offseason? Rumor is the Saints might be willing to trade him. It would likely cost the Texans two 1st round picks.
Imagine C.J. Stroud and Chris Olave together. Wow!
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DeMeco Ryans should be the NFL Coach of the Year. The Texans have already won more games this season than they did the last two seasons combined.
2021: 4-13
2022: 3-13-1
2023: 8-6 with 3 games remaining
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I will never forget what Colin Cowherd said about C.J. Stroud before the season:
Cowherd: “Rookie defensive head coach, rookie offensive coordinator, weird owner, below-average roster. He’s not talented enough to overcome that.”
Stroud has proven so many people wrong this year.
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C.J. Stroud won AFC offensive player of the month.
Trevor Lawrence has never won that award in his entire career..
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Joe Espada will be the next manager for your Houston Astros. What do y’all think? Did Jim Crane and Dana Brown make the right decision? 🤔
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If C.J. Stroud leads the Texans to the playoffs why shouldn’t he be the MVP? No one would deserve it more than him. Not Purdy. Not Lamar. No one.
-Texans were 3-13-1 last season
-Stroud has elevated everyone around him
-Texans offense looked horrible without him
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Which Houston team will be the next to win a championship: Texans, Astros, or Rockets?
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Bryce Young was said to be in the best situation of ANY rookie before the season. C.J. Stroud wasn’t even on the list!
Bryce Young plays bad and now his situation is worse than the Texans?
Maybe C.J. Stroud has been so good that he elevated the situation around him?
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I’ve figured out why Dusty hates Chas and Yainer..
Dusty hated that James Click traded Myles Straw. Why did Click trade Straw? To open CF for..Chas. Who did Click trade Straw for? Yainer..
It all makes sense now.
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Taking Bryce Young over C.J. Stroud is creating all sorts of consequences for the Panthers..including their own fans leaving for the Texans!
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Texans coaching has been horrendous on both offense and defense today.
-Case Keenum should have been benched a long time ago
-Derek Stingley Jr. should have shadowing Amari Cooper the entire game
What is DeMeco Ryans doing?!
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Can y’all imagine if the Astros signed Shohei Ohtani? The rest of MLB would have a meltdown. Especially Rangers fans.
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Texans have lost to the Jets/Zach Wilson, Panthers/Bryce Young, and Falcons/Desmond Ridder.
Is coaching to blame?
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Houston Texans have 3 of the top 8 rookies at all positions, according to PFF’s overall grade:
1. De’Von Achane-92.8
2. Puka Nacua-88.2
3. Jalen Carter-86.2
4. Rashee Rice-85.0
5. Kobie Turner-84.6
6. Tank Dell-83.4
7. Will Anderson Jr.-83.0
8. C.J. Stroud-81.1
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I would give anything to have A.J. Hinch as the Astros manager instead of Dusty Baker
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Jaguars’ fans like to proclaim that Trevor Lawrence is better than C.J. Stroud. So let’s compare..
C.J. Stroud:
-3,266 yards
-19 TD
-5 INT
-100.8 rating
Trevor Lawrence:
-2,746 yards
-12 TD’s
-7 INT’s
-92 rating
Who do y’all think is better? 🤔
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If C.J. Stroud is able to lead the Texans to a division title how is he not top 3 in MVP voting? The Texans were 3-13-1 last season!
The only two players I MIGHT put ahead of him:
-Lamar Jackson
-Christian McCaffrey
That’s it.
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Should the Texans claim Kareem Jackson off waivers? The Broncos released him today. The Texans safety situation is in shambles right now.
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Merrill Hoge before the draft:
“C.J. Stroud is strong and dynamic. He can attack every level of the field. You take Bryce Young in that pocket collapsing environment and he doesn’t have a big enough arm. He can’t make those same throws.”
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Brock Bowers is the PERFECT weapon for C.J. Stroud. He will likely get drafted in the top 10, so Nick Caserio would have to trade up for him.
Imagine C.J. Stroud with Brock Bowers, Nico Collins, and Tank Dell. 😳
Should Caserio go after Bowers or a WR in the first round?
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Biggest question of the Texans offseason:
Can Nico Collins be trusted as C.J. Stroud’s WR1 for the next 10 years or should Nick Caserio look for a WR1 via free agency, trade, or the draft? 🤔
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The Houston Texans will have $70M+ in cap space this offseason and need to improve their defense. Available players:
-Leonard Williams
-Patrick Queen
-D.J. Reader
-Devin White
-Danielle Hunter
-Josh Allen (Jags)
Which players should the Texans sign?
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Nick Caserio tried to trade up for Bryce Young, according to Jay Glazer. He clearly preferred Young over Stroud. It sounds like DeMeco Ryans may have stepped in and pushed Caserio to draft Stroud
#2
overall.
Thank you, DeMeco!
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Should Nick Caserio be aggressive and trade up for Marvin Harrison Jr.? It would likely cost the Texans the equivalent of THREE 1st round picks.
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