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Ethereum confounder ⬨ - Views expressed are not my own. Temporary manifestation of the universal eternal godhead. Book character. Boy genius. @texturepunx

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@iamtexture
Texture
10 years
Development of how you think is much more important than what you think.
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@iamtexture
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3 hours
They should have arrested this woman for door dashing $8 worth of food.
@TempePolice
Tempe Police Department
2 days
When a delivery driver was arrested during a traffic stop, our officers made sure the pizza still got to the customer. The order was Hot-N-Ready, and the suspect was Caught-N-Steady. 🍕🚨 We’re committed to serving our community 24/7—whether it’s safety or pizza delivery!
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@iamtexture
Texture
5 hours
So far, our field has managed to coordinate people to gamble constantly and completely lose their minds.
@DrNickA
Nick Almond
9 hours
Cryptoeconomics is the interdisciplinary study and design of decentralised systems that combine cryptography with incentive engineering to achieve secure, coordinated and value-accretive market structures.
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@iamtexture
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5 hours
This gets directly at the problem of the left's treatment of white people. The left demand white people, as a group, answer for the sins of their fathers. But they simultaneously reject that those same people see themselves as a cohesive group in order take pride in their.
@HistoryBoomer
Carl
19 hours
I am not "white people.". I feel absolutely zero loyalty towards those who share my skin tone, and I feel no responsibility for what horrors those with my skin tone have committed, now or in the past. Neither "white solidarity" nor "white guilt" are part of my worldview.
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@iamtexture
Texture
19 hours
But I am allowed to.
@ekrii3
ekri
2 days
@DrewPavlou Are you insane? You seriously think you should be allowed to kill someone just because they’re in your home?.
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@iamtexture
Texture
21 hours
People really believe they're poor because their parents didn't give them $100k. lol.
@wideofthepost
austerity is theft
1 day
So after your parents paid for your full Harvard tuition, they gave you a $130k job at the family business in 1988, right after you graduated, inflation adjusted at $350k today, and then gifted you $100k four years later? Behold the self made man.
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@iamtexture
Texture
22 hours
"Please remove all packaging before microwaving.".
@Pyrocynical
Pyrocynical
1 day
Australia thinks coke zero is more healthy than a steak
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@iamtexture
Texture
22 hours
The entire universe is above us.
@Hedgesgurl
Berniegirl No More
2 days
No one should own 2/3 of what’s going on above us.
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@iamtexture
Texture
22 hours
A metaphor for modernity.
@allgarbled
gabe
23 hours
Hey @DanielLurie can you take this horrible statue down? It looks ridiculous and nobody likes it and it obstructs the view of the beautiful ferry building
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@iamtexture
Texture
22 hours
This actually means find a woman who is cheerful, by default, if you want a happy life. We misunderstood it.
@RandomSprint
RandomSprint🧭
1 day
Happy wife, happy life. What's the equivalent for husbands?.
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@iamtexture
Texture
23 hours
Gay.
@e_cdalton
Erik
1 day
“Male friendships” where everyone is always polite to each other. No ribbing. Something you see more and more these days.
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@iamtexture
Texture
23 hours
When it's not fun anymore.
@nizzyabi
nizzy
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when does a startup stop being a startup?.
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@iamtexture
Texture
24 hours
The people, they are retarded.
@dobetterdnvr
Do Better Denver
1 day
Solomon Galligan who tried to kidnap a child at school is found incompetent to stand trial so he will be released back into our community. The DA’s office stated they are “planning to drop charges against the defendant, which is required by law when they are found mentally
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@iamtexture
Texture
24 hours
The majority of the land was unpopulated. There are 8 billion humans. If you aren't retarded you can just recognize when your feelings about how things should be have to make way for how reality actually is.
@ArmandDoma
Armand Domalewski
2 days
George Washington disagrees with you
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@iamtexture
Texture
24 hours
When you find out that America is the least racist country in the world the hard way.
@igorsushko
Igor Sushko
2 days
FAFO: Francine Villa moved from the US to Russia in 2019 because of "racism" and became a darling of Kremlin propaganda, featured to highlight so-called evils of America on primetime TV. Her neighbors called her a "black ass" and then beat her up. Police ignore her.
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@iamtexture
Texture
2 days
People still get mad when I don't respond but I'm learning to not care.
@thejustinwelsh
Justin Welsh
2 days
Signs you've made it:. - Forgetting what day it is.- Turning down 90% of meetings.- Being nearly impossible to reach. The goal was never to be busy.
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@iamtexture
Texture
2 days
Now they can go teach kindergarten like God intended.
@John_Hudson
John Hudson
3 days
State Department employees who have not yet received layoff notices today created posters for their less fortunate colleagues
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@iamtexture
Texture
2 days
I dunno man in America people pay $200k for a gender studies degree with a minor in feminist poetry.
@ChrChristensen
Christian Christensen
2 days
Sweden is a fully capitalist country where universities are tuition-free. It eliminates income as a key factor, allowing for a greater cross-section of Swedish society to obtain higher ed. This has a positive knock-on effect for the country: educated population & social mobility.
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@iamtexture
Texture
2 days
Notice the lack of. everything in the drawing.
@PamphletsY
Pamphlets
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@iamtexture
Texture
2 days
Let them build.
@aphysicist
Aaron Slodov
2 days
hey can somebody remind me again why this should be legal
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@iamtexture
Texture
4 days
Remember their names.
@cafreiman
Chris Freiman
4 days
This prediction from November 2023 turned out to be spectacularly wrong
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