Ian Ssaazi
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Some guy here is caining nyigos on 24k magic by Bruno Mars. You have to fear and respect Ugandans when it comes to nyigos.
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My boss said “the final decision is yours” in an attempt to guilt trip me into working tomorrow. I guess I’ll see him on 15th. 💀😂
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Strait of Gibraltar.
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Dey play.
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Me after seeing
@jerryjones99
out: I thought the social battery was low.
His response: I have a fast charger. 💀
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Blankets and Whine*
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But Ugandans love nyigos. I hadn't seen "teach me how to dougie rubs" in a long time. 🤣🤣🤣
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If you look closely in the 4th frame, you can see my leader thanking God fi di gal dem.
Touch down EBB🇺🇬🇺🇬
Sunday’s turn up is officially in full swing because
@konshens
is here🔥🔥
Still no ticket?
Tickets are on sale for 150k via FlexiPay or simply dial *291#.
#BlanketsAndWineKla
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Which shulez are coming?
There is a Suggestion for a general Smackists Get-together 2-day camp at the end of the year
🔻Venue - SMACK
🔻Activities- Flicks, Swimming in school pool, sleeping in quadi, lots of megu, sports and Many more...
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The bragging rights of having a chipped PlayStation
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There’s a third type.
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This girl told me she’s dating this mandem. But bro has been cooking at vault. Eh. Anyways let me mind my own business.
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Congratulations to all of you that graduated from LDC today. Y’all should be proud of this milestone. Embrace and enjoy this win. Upwards and onwards. 👏🏿 👏🏿 👏🏿
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"Go girl" -
@Senor_Mitch
, 2023.
Speak these five lines every morning.
1. I am the best.
2. I can do it alone.
3. God is always with me.
4. Today is my day.
5. I am the winner.
These affirmations keep you grounded and motivated
Helping you strive for success while maintaining a
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You gotta be specific on these streets. 🤣
God, let me be taking trains by the end of this year. 🙏🏾
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Accidentally deleted an app off my phone. I don’t even know which one. 😭
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Happy birthday to my first love
@ivor_s_mubiru
. ❤️🎈🥳 May God continue to bless the works of your hand. Have a great day and even better year. Cheers. 🍻
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We found him 🤾🏿♂️
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You just fear the fact that the messages are so many and your android device is going to freeze 😂
I fear to open my notifications.
What if the messages are so many that I can't reply to all of them? Lord give me courage
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Hate speech.
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I hope guys are now seeing the real guy who wakes up to listen to dancehall on a daily. 😂😂😂
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What happens when the recipient’s read receipts are off? 🤔
Legal alert: The High Court of
#Uganda
has acknowledged service of Court documents via
#WhatsApp
as long as receipt is confirmed by the recipient on their known phone number
#SocialMediaLaw
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Me if the verdict doesn’t go in my favor.
@SNatuhamya
A few complaints have been lodged regarding this matter. I want to assure you that we’re collecting more facts but from my standpoint it’s not looking good. I hope to share our findings before the week ends.
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@Senor_Mitch
We could've won your case on appeal but the "go girl" has made that impossible. 😂😂😂
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In desperate need of something to boost and uplift my mood.
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“I can say with UNCERTAINTY that I’m cutting this girl off”. Guys kill me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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You’re going to find a witch who has triple captained Trossard.
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But why are people this petty? 🤣
If you are dating Muteesi Diana, well she has just entered Kahn Hostel with a guy & they have entered room number KF 22.
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Ahaa. I’m about the finish this popcorn during trailers. 💀
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@erima_sidney
We were going to Sezibwa falls sometime but the madam with her google maps directions was taking us to Lake Kyoga.
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As a United fan at Alchemist you can go deaf. We are raving with our opps. Enemy territory fr. Eh.
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2 (or 3) legends can coexist.
these snaps mean more to gents than fit pictures or thirst traps
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We all know these are your lyrics but you’re here accusing an innocent girl 🤦🏿♂️
I just found this girl singing Despacito her lyrics though
“pacito pacito mojito mojito”
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A helping hand 🤚🏿 is always a blessing. Why not have fun and bless these children as well? Charity fun day at country lake resort garuga on the 25th of August
#ROAR2018
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Me every morning when I wake up.
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Seeing passionate female football fans is such a mash up. This girl is about to fall down celebrating Chelsea goals. 💀
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Nobody:
Marie Antoinette in 1789:
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But you have. I know a couple of your exes 🤔😅
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You and me both ❤️
“Maureen by the beach” 1992.
I love these photos of my mum.
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Preach 🙌🏿
One day me and my friends are going to be wealthy and we’ll sit and laugh about how we used to hustle...till then, the Universe will stay key!💪🏾😅
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Sing?
UGANDA🇺🇬, YOU'RE NEXT! 🤭
We're jambazzing with
@itsgabzy
and we want you to be there!
Get your tickets from and let's sing our hearts out.
#FlavoursOfGabzy
#AirbeatUganda
#GabzyInUg
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Trying to steal my best friend away from me 🙄
I’m chilling outside in my mum’s garden & I see my baby brother walking up to me with the sleep crust.
Me: Sup bro?
Him: Nothing.
Me: You just woke up?
Him: Yes.
Me: Am I the first person you ran to when you woke up?
Him: Uhmmm ... Yes! 😊 Love you.
Me: *CHEESSSSSTT PAAAIN! 😣😫
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He needs to test a third time. Tie breaker. 😂
Y'all remember Mr. Ibrahim Musisi who lost weight due to DNA results revealing that he wasn't the paternal father to Leticia Kiconco?
Test from Nairobi-Kenya have come out in his favour indicating that he is the biological father of Leticia.
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You go out for a haircut at 3pm in Kampala and end up taking shots in the bar at 2am. Smh.
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Me when sasi for the economics paper 1 final backfired.
When the paper leaked yesterday and you spent the whole night reading but the first page now has different questions.
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Guys have over misused that pic. Eh. 😂
Shema must be plotting revenge.
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Guys are too funny on this app. Ah. 😂😂😂😂
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