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@ShemaAbe1

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🇷🇼 🇺🇬 || Football-MUFC || NBA-DubNation|| God above all || Messi, Curry fan|| Sapiosexual.

Kampala, Uganda
Joined May 2015
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@ShemaAbe1
Abel
1 year
Are you not entertained?
@stclairashley
Ashley St. Clair
1 year
I will never understand men’s obsession with sports
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Abel
5 months
That’s her brand name. You want Burna Boy to also change to “Burna Man”💀💀 or WizKid to “WizYout”💀💀
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Thomas
5 months
Wait….so she still calls herself “Baby Gloria” after all these years?
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@ShemaAbe1
Abel
1 year
The Neigbour:
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SHEILA
1 year
Why would my Neignbour be sweeping the compound at 3:49am
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@ShemaAbe1
Abel
6 months
Kendrick concert Top 4 slides. Onyi is a mad man😂😂
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Abel
6 months
Guys are asking if our girls can come out of hiding now😂😂
@Ozelle_Kayom
Jinja's Pablo Escobar
2 years
Hide ya gals. This weight is going soon
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Abel
3 years
Why does he keep looking up when saying Hennessy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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@ShemaAbe1
Abel
1 year
UOT women have said dancing like this is grounds for divorce💀
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Abel
1 year
Peter Drury at 6PM today 👩‍🍳
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Abel
3 months
I think we all agree that Friday is for sending women money🤝
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1 month
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@haroldx41
Harold
2 months
WITHOUT GOOGLING Name one historical battle.
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Abel
1 year
The continent or the hall?
Dj Alisha is the best DJ in Africa
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Abel
3 years
Highlights from last night 💀💀. Y’all kill me on this app.
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Abel
7 months
Here😌
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@saveannah
Savannah Cristina
3 years
quote this tweet with a picture of when you just KNEW your body was FIRE 🔥👀
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Abel
3 years
Stop telling girls you love them just so you can sleep with them.
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@ShemaAbe1
Abel
6 years
Bakiga men should date Bakiga women Wrestlemania one side #DateOneSide
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Abel
1 year
My first ever #BlanketsAndWineKla ; the excitement can’t be hidden. 📸: @baronedgar8
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Abel
7 months
Whenever I find this video, I watch it😂😂He’s so hilarious and a good story teller😂😂😂
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@ShemaAbe1
Abel
2 months
Guys have said International schools league games will have a drugs break instead of a water break😂😂😂😂😂
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Abel
3 months
You might think you have rizz yet a girl mapped you out at the start of 2023; she’s now simply executing as she plays along.
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Abel
6 months
What a SHOW!!!🔥🔥 It was a pleasure witnessing a top 5 all time rapper cook for 1:30m. What a performance.
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Abel
5 months
You look like you forgive.
@rketura
Rachael Nduhukire
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😊
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6 months
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@klaytohn
klaytohn🎟️
6 months
Advantages of dating you??
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Abel
1 year
Soldiers have died on the field of battle protecting less sensitive information.
@igniteivan
The Ignited
1 year
Cried to my ex’s friends so that they tell her not to leave me. It didn’t work 🙌🏻
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Abel
3 years
Good end to my birthweek.
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Abel
7 months
Women tweet this knowing who exactly they want that help from😂😂😂
@tinahteise
Tinah Teise
7 months
My driver has cancelled on me🤬, imagine me a baby girl driving myself to jinja. Somebody send help.🥹🥹😭😭
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Abel
7 months
A King was born today🔥🔥🔥 We pour the day!!!
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Abel
4 years
I identify as water.
@JKizito_
Joy
4 years
I need a drink.
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Abel
4 years
Same, but the T is silent 🙏🏾
@gurlLikeSheilZ
SheilZ🌻
4 years
I want twins 🥺
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Abel
2 years
You can’t just wake up and cook guys that you took 23 Nilos😂😂😂
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Abel
2 years
If you can’t afford nails and hair money buy her weed.
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Abel
1 year
This video will forever be GOATED😂😂
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Abel
3 years
You will die before your maize grows 😂😂
@AdamAkandwanaho
Adamsey
3 years
Farming requires full time involvement. No time to wash hands even😅
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Abel
7 months
Good thing is I’m not your dad.
@juscloedenise
Mukyala Lyn❤
7 months
Same thing my dad said😭💀 look at us 4 children later
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Abel
7 months
‘Hey, my period came last night.’
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Abel
9 months
You launch your babe and guys assure you that you need to see a therapist. The strictness on this app😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Abel
2 years
And they'll be no Finance if there's no Fine Ass.
@QimetsuNoYaiba
Toris🦋
2 years
“There will be no romance if there’s no finance.”😂😂😂😂😂
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Abel
5 months
Mama Ds to host Steph Curry 🕯️🕯️🕯️
@GistReel
GistReel.Com
5 months
Hilda Baci hosted Nigerian-Greek basketball player Giannis Antetokounmpo and his team
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Abel
4 years
Normalize NOT eating your friends exes.
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Abel
10 months
Thinking a male bestie is just a male bestie.
@abbietayo
Onion Cider
11 months
What is Delusion?
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Abel
7 months
I guess we’ll never know.
@kevo2503
Kevin Kaagya
7 months
Can a baddie be obese?
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Abel
2 months
Are you saying it’s a setback?
@erima_sidney
sidney
2 months
Gospel music in a bar has never made sense.
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Abel
6 months
Some of you are in therapy but what you actually need is a psychiatrist.
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@ShemaAbe1
Abel
10 months
The English Premier League returns today. Throwback to this theme song; simpler times.
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3 years
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Abel
2 years
If your man supports Man United, buy him this kit.
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Abel
6 months
If you turn up for Christmas lunch looking like this, it’s okay to start with chapus😂😂
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Abel
6 months
You can tell by someone’s tweets that they had poor upbringing.
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Abel
5 months
😂😂😂😂😂He wanted her to marry my lawyer friend and start a family.
@BuweekulaPrody
Chuck 😎
5 months
Her Dad really had different expectations
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Abel
6 months
I miss her😔😔😔
@nbstv
NBS Television
6 months
VIDEO: A water pipe has burst along Jinja Road disrupting the flow of traffic. 🎥: @AnnataliaO #NBSUpdates
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Abel
3 years
Send your girlfriend lunch money today.
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Abel
1 month
@shazie4u
𝔃𝓲𝓮 ✨
1 month
What do you bring to the table?
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Abel
2 years
How do you rate someone higher than they rated you?😕 You people are too nice to women.
@KahumaRaymond
Raymond Kahuma
2 years
Speed Dating Africa Uganda🇺🇬 Vs Kenya🇰🇪
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Abel
1 year
Baby pics are a mash up😂😂😂😂
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@tumelomohotji
𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷
1 year
You as a baby and now thread
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Abel
4 months
These are the drugs the guys that numbered Nana hostel rooms were on.
@MethiaLydiaN
Methia.L.Nabawanda
4 months
Even Prime Barcelona wasn’t this good, The Arsenal currently are the best team in the world
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Abel
3 years
Congratulations @ChristmasRomeo . This is a big W for us all❤️. Proud of you brother, a full Civil Engineer.
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Abel
7 months
“You do not need to lie to women. If she likes you she’ll lie to herself.”
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Abel
2 months
Finding a new job >> Working hard for a promotion.
@rage_quitter1
2 months
What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you?
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Abel
3 years
I know I’m not the only one who misread this 😬
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Abel
11 months
But Rema over cooked here.
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Abel
1 year
The SMACK League. 📸: @wokaen (who only shows up when his team hosts)
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Abel
7 months
Informal sector babes are constantly happy 😂😂
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UK used baby kilevu
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Abel
6 months
Keeping a nigga letter from S2 is equivalent to a body.
@NaritahR
Ritah Namara💫✨
6 months
“Urgent” 🙄
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Abel
3 years
Wedding season and I’m here for it.
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Abel
5 months
Me at ShoNaLe today:
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Abel
2 years
Kenyan politicians give out chapus at their rallies 💀💀😭😭😭
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Abel
9 months
“Tasse me with your ride, I’ll put fuel….”
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Abel
2 years
Send a random woman MM today.
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Abel
3 years
If she has a male bestie 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Abel
3 years
Last Night at #Afrobasketball2021 with fam.
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Abel
3 years
I once apologized for calling someone their own name💀💀.
@maje_paje
Roy Magero
3 years
This guy has really been on his phone apologizing to his girlfriend for hours on his balcony, all this because he didn’t pick a critical call yesterday..🤣🤣 is this the torture y’all sign up for in a relationship???🤣
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Abel
3 years
A date can be a walk, a movie, a board game, a puzzle etc or watching a rugby game at that.
@Faizafabz
Faizafabz
3 years
A date at Kyandondo? Ehhh Kampala Men, muswaleko namwe!
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Abel
5 months
This weekend has been a movie 🔥🔥 Congs to Gisa and Esther❤️❤️
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@ShemaAbe1
Abel
2 years
22 to go🙏🏽
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Abel
5 months
2017 UCL MADRID!!!🔥🔥🔥
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@ShemaAbe1
Abel
11 months
Accept me.
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@AtimCharlotte
JONAM’S PRINCESS👑👑
11 months
Everyone in Kampala has been to Dubai….accept me!
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Abel
3 years
People ghost you because they don’t love you/like you. It’s not rocket science.
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Abel
3 years
Internet isn’t assured tomorrow, send that young man nudes today.
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Abel
3 years
He lacked words at the end😂😂💀
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Abel
4 years
Relationship Twitter is causing us a lot of problems 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Abel
5 months
Chilling with amajita >>>
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Abel
11 months
This man is going to put Winnie Nwagi on a retainer.
@TheSMACKLeague
The SMACK League #TSL
11 months
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Mr. Bernard Mukasa, our new Chief Executive Officer.👏🏽 @mkbernz | #TSL6
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Abel
1 month
“Don’t beg, it’s disgusting.”
@Engineer_Rano
𝔸𝕓𝕕𝕦𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕖𝕗 🥷
6 months
Sully once said ?
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@ShemaAbe1
Abel
10 months
Selfies with our girls 🇺🇬🇺🇬
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@jukaowen
OMWOOJO 🥷🏾
10 months
Today's 4 slides? 👀
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Abel
11 months
The Number 1 #GazellesBasketball fan.
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Abel
1 year
Guys have said a VIP table at Aliens concert comes with Big G😂😂😂😂
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Abel
11 months
Unreleased photos of your girl on her solo trip in Dubai.
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Abel
10 months
But why was Honorable playing league 2 football yet he has resources to play in the EPL😭😭
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Abel
3 years
Normalize NOT casually calling your friends during billable hours.
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Abel
3 years
Nze gavumenti sigyilinako buzibu🤗
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Abel
3 years
Twitter used to be hella funny; now it’s just TOXIC.😬
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Abel
9 months
I spent the day with my nephew❤️, I told him to always fear women.
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Abel
5 months
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@ShemaAbe1
Abel
2 years
She only eats boilo.
@TheeNinjaC
TheeNinjaC
2 years
Why not buy your Woman Crush some Wings today from @ThePatioUG ? 😁😁 Good morning 🌞🌞
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Abel
9 months
“Women would rather share a high value man than be saddled with a faithful loser.”
@abatoni__
Income Vampire
9 months
But what are you doing with a married man?! And you are aware?? Ah babes shits tough but what are you doing?!
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Abel
3 years
Can’t clap cheeks with guests in the house.
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Abel
5 months
Logging into my FPL, activating my Wildcard and transferring in injured or players on International Duty. Women are petty people; Egregious behavior🤦🏾‍♂️
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Abel
11 months
This DNA jazz has lowkey scared me, I didn’t know women cheat this much. The statistics are ALARMING.
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Abel
2 months
Me at Legends trying to fit in with the man dem:
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Abel
11 months
Rich horny Kampala men have spoilt the market.
@QuteJR
Jøn ryáns™
11 months
I wanted to simp but I remembered some guy sent her 2m just for just 😂🥲
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Abel
1 year
Guess the Tweep.
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