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Dear God, we are tired of working for the daily bread, please bless us with the whole bakery.
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Cristiano Ronaldo after losing to Manchester City home and away this season.
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Kenyans still not sure who their next president is going to be, here in Uganda we already know the winner of the next presidential elections.
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Forget about Aqua man, spiderman and iron man, the best super hero this world has ever had is Jesus Christ for he was real, and he did not save America alone but he saved us all from our sins. He is our Lord and savior.
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I lost my dad today at around 11 am due to an accident. Vigil is today at our home in Luweero (Kalasa/Katiti) second vigil is tomorrow at his marital home in Luweero (Namweso) and burial is on Wednesday 2 pm in Luweero (Namweso) Thank you for the messages.
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You can rely on Ronaldo in Real Madrid
You can rely on Ronaldo in Portugal
You can rely on Ronaldo in pes
You can rely on Ronaldo in Fifa
He's simply the best.
#PORMAR
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The only thing Museveni is going to open on Saturday is his mouth.
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Salah and his Egyptian teammates arrived late for their match due to some technicalities.
The technicalities:
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Mc Kats at the backstage waiting for Alien Skin to show up.
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Museveni probably opened up schools to kill Solomon Kampala’s promising tik tok career.
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Bobi wine got his son Solomon Kampala admitted at St. Mary’s College Kisubi and Museveni is working overtime to make sure he stays there for 30 years.
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When you go on a search for Kony and you find Sam Kutesa looking for him also.
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Ham after destroying Kenyatta university in order to replace it with a mall.
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Ministry of health looking at Krystal water and Rwenzori fighting well knowing they are going to vaccinate us with Wavah water.
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The only reason why we won’t give you an honest opinion today is because majority of the people here consider you good looking.
Now these lecturers 😒 even after this explosion they still want to teach 😭 Kati what if one of us explode 🤯
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These things of showing the covid19 cases in different districts, he will make a mistake and show the real 2021 presidential election results.
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Good looking girls slept at 10 p.m and then there is you, no skin care routine, no nothing just scrolling through the timeline.
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When your wife is arguing with the maid and you hear the maid saying even your husband has a small dick.
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1 month after the capture of Nairobi by the General.
So Sam Kuteesa, please tell us how you managed to acquire all the airports in Nairobi.
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But Muhoozi was the most competent General, now who is going to be the commander of the land force?
Museveni: I present to you Ritah Styles.
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Distract them with the Cafe Javas rat so that you can embezzle the refugees funds.
Professor Sam Kutesa.
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1. Attack government officials
2. Go to Dubai
3. Come back
4. Quit your job
After propose.
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Teacher: what are these?
P.1 kid: Zebras
Teacher: Now why did you write Rions?
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Sheila Nduhukire appointed as National medical store PRO, Don wanyama as CEO Vision group, won't be surprised if Canary Mugume is appointed as the vice president of Uganda.
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University friends are not your friends. Don’t argue with me I have 6 years of experience at campus. I know these things.
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Manchester United 3, Liverpool 0. This is how Bobi wine used to perform before the actual presidential elections.
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Salah: I pray the Gods of Egypt help us win the final today.
The Gods:
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Salah is busy celebrating Christmas, Hajjati binzaali is out there questioning it's necessity.
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Samsung s10 can share battery with another phone whereas iphones can't even share apps😂😂😂
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We all don’t grow and succeed at the same level, Canary Mugume was Kera’s classmate in high school, he got married today while Kera is still on Twitter arguing with university students like Santo.
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Canary Mugume is already on Uganda airlines to go and confirm Kim's death.
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Douglas Lwanga is about to say, " Zari is a mother and i highly respect her but Fabiola is also my work mate and she is a nice person so we shouldn't blame any one. Lets spread love"
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Lawrence Mulindwa heading to Spain to buy Messi after selling St Mary's Kitende.
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Kera two cars and a high paying job, he wakes up at 3:30 a.m, the richest 24 year old in Uganda, wakes up at 4 a.m to jog, Santo a 100k twitter account owner wakes up at 11 a.m.
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Manchester United won one premier league game and one general is down, who knows what will happen when United wins another game.
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Nakayi had started tweeting like the richest 30 year old in Uganda not knowing Stan is 24, owns the biggest iPhone store in Kampala not an online bags shop.
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If he cums quickly while he's having sex with you, then he loves you so much but if he takes long to cum, just know that nigger is smashing you while thinking about his lover, that's why he's not cumming.
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Retakers heading to campus to do their final year exams in 2040 after the re opening of universities by President Muhoozi.
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Honourable Rebecca Kadaga is being forced out of office and all feminists are silent about it. The double standards on this app.
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My boda guy just said “if Oulanyah had died in 2020, they would have said it’s COVID19” His stage is in Kikoni near Olympia hostel, he’s called Abdul.
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Aston Villa just did to Liverpool what Bobi Wine did to us in the 2021 presidential elections.
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People who were saying that Ssegirinya is not fit enough to be a member of parliament, do they know that the minister of Education and Sports is a form 6 dropout.
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Now we are left with two good looking girls on twitter, Kwizera who is still in year 1 and Swaburah.
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Uganda is grouped into 3 sections, Ugandans in diaspora, Ugandans in the government and Ugandans in suffering.
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Who has the Guinness world record for studying a university degree for the longest time? I might be sitting on a golden opportunity.
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Power is off in the whole country, Muhoozi might have captured the wrong power.
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Fresher wa premier league Brentford ali kku retaker wa 3rd year azina.
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Frank Gashumba was heard saying “Sheilah would rather date Kirya than Rickman for at least Kirya owns a boat.”
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Trusting Norwich to beat Tottenham is like sending Nobert Mao to remove the dictator.
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Happy birthday Carol Atuhaire, I don’t have to tag you, I’m kind of a big deal on this ka app. I know you will see the tweet, treat it with the respect it deserves.
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Real Madrid gets one correct penalty, they blame the referee, Barcelona gets two fake dive penalties, 8 minutes of added time against PSG & they call that a comeback.
Human beings 🤦🏿♂️
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Unfortunately the NUP regime would have been worse than the NRM government.
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The people we promised to change home for are dying before we even change our own lives.
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Depends on how you smell.
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You take your kids to Mengo ss and The Allan County who runs follow trains on twitter is the kind of connections they will be having.
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When you are in Kashari popping bottles and your landlord in kampala sends you a message of “nga your door is wide open, are you inside?”
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Sam Kutesa heading to Congo to buy the land where the road is going to be passing through.
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Bobi wine is too silent, he must be so busy making tik tok videos.
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Atleast a photoshoot, my man Bujjadda chewed on a 4500 Uganda shillings fish.
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In this statement Salah says that Bobi wine should be freed & given immediate medical attention
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Lucky Tyra, Pearl Elizabeth, Lynduh Dorcus, Mackline Asiimire, they all are using their real names on twitter, gwe oli awo weyitta Sancho’s wife.
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A whole speaker of parliament is being replaced before even his burial and you still want to go to work in this rain.
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They arrested Lumbuye in Turkey and Pius Jadwar thinks he's hiding from the police yet he's always at Kyadi.
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Graduate and you will know why Stan instead of treating people at Mulago, he’s at Kooki towers selling phones. Ozannya nne Pearl of Africa gwe.
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Makerere university Government admission list be showing you that westerners are indeed intelligent people, where there is a one Yekodaya there are 5 other Beionomugishas.
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The part of the solo trips that they never show to the internet.
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Once universities open up, we will have to explain to freshers all the time that we are not lecturers but just retakers.
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I know even Sam Kuteesa is in his mansion somewhere saying “ehhh” cause he also can’t believe it.
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You are a Ugandan, they rigged your vote, you support Manchester United, Portugal was your team in the Euros, the man attended the meeting in Munyonyo and you also use Lyca mobile.
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But the moment Uganda decides to side with Ukraine it will be over for Russia, with a general like Muhoozi they won’t stand a chance.
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Meanwhile my two iPhones should be given to my little brother who is in form 1. Just incase.
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The rate at which Uganda police arrests people in the opposition who criticize the government , Pius Jadwar is either a spy or he’s irrelevant.
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Rich people’s kids be on twitter with 500 followers yet they joined in 2012 then there is Santo.
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Baganda is a weird tribe and don’t let their love for Kabaka tell you otherwise, it’s their communities filled with witchcraft, they hide under the pretense of we welcome and support everyone as they let businesses of fellow Baganda perish.
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Using a condom will surely protect you from pregnancy and sexually Transmitted Diseases but it won't protect you from the sins of adultery and fornication.
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Bobi wine has attended Fik Fameica’s show at Africana, Museveni about to attend Stress clinic Mondays at Levels. That ka old man loves competition.
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Bobi wine: Don’t worry, i have made arrangements with the men i trust.
The men:
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Bobi wine has Eddie Mutwe, NRM has Don Bontwe.
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Our biggest bill, 50k Uganda shillings is 13500 in Rwanda, 1400 in Kenya shillings, 30k in Tanzania shillings, 26k in Burundian Franc and 1700 in South Sudan pound. Now secure your future with the weakest currency in East Africa.
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Hustle king bought Ka Malaika a car but he didn't smash, as for you, you wanna smash someone's daughter because you bought them a swim costume.
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Bobi wine watching both men and women fearing each other instead of fearing the dictator.
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Bujjada studied agrometeorology, he’s now a graphics designer, Kera studied cosmetology from Nkumba university he’s now a oil & gas expert. Paul Owor a whole mp aspirant we don’t know what he studied. In Uganda as long as you are surviving, what you studied or do doesn’t matter.
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My rent is 1.5m a month like Phidy, guys let’s do this. Mumpe retweets nsasule rent.
Might not be able to offer you the house but I can pay your rent.
Get me 1k retweets in 24 hours.
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Lecturer: I no longer see you in lectures, you even didn't hand in your coursework.
Me in praise and worship at Prophet Elvis Mbonye's church.
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