— don
@dracosrevenge
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realized my januarys are for vacations, planning, reflecting and investing. i will not rush into my goals.
mi january dump go.
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i’m just a chill guy
When he's friendly with every girl 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢.
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it’s all fun and games until she gets bored and says “can i ask you something and please be honest”.
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this reminds of a video where prostitutes were crying saying they don’t know what to wear any more to stand out because modern day women now dress like them.
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if you’re 16-19 i suggest you put all yo trust into that girl you like it’s time to learn a valuable lesson.
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got high last night and realised Giveon & Takeoff names are just opposites, i was so flabbergasted.
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being broke as a man is very degrading and frustrating, to every man who's putting in the work to change his financial status for the better, i hope you win soon bro, i hope things get better for you real soon.
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i like women who like me, i don't try to convince women who don't like me to like me.
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even if it ends, just be grateful that love visited.
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there's no way i’m working on my future just to settle down & take care of someone who hasn't done anything with their life except party & get passed around. miss me with all that. .
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buying a lambo as your first car with your own legitimate money is such a huge flex.
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on time
Dating a man who can't help you financially is a waste of time!!.
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we need to be honest, dates are more fun with a woman you already had sex with.
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@sk1tguru when you’re wondering why you’re have such a peaceful day and it turns out she’s giving you the silent treatment.
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@sk1tguru when you walk past a group niggas with her on purpose and no one tries to take her off your hands
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YOH GUYS, i was breathing manually 😭😭😭.
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these snaps mean more to gents than fit pictures or thirst traps.
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50% of the Uni experience is just you walking .the other 50% is you being confused, printing stuff and chasing assignment deadlines.
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i’m sorry but you’re not a real football fan if you can cuddle while watching your team play.
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n*ggas will disappear for days and come back like “yeah something bad happened but i'm good now”and don't talk about it ever again.
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my brother, they're telling you sending money to your family is black tax but sending a girlfriend allowance to a woman you met 2 months ago is romantic.
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4 years since I joined Twitter, I have just realized if you like 3 times it automatically screenshots.
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before whatsapp had statuses, we used to put people on our Profile Pictures on their birthdays.
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the concept of a monthly girlfriend allowance can never sit well with me. what a crazy concept.
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my problem is i want to go straight from not having a car to a brand BMW M135i xDrive.
i need to get a car asap.
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"asking for R2 nkare o nyaopes" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩.
When they don’t eat dunked wings 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩.
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if she post her pictures before sending them to you, it’s time to get up and find someone new.
Strict boyfriend 101:.
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i won’t lie it’s so nice being a planned boyfriend, my girl literally got me a PS5 bro. i love this woman so much
all i’m seeing is flowers, gents where are your gifts?.
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i never understood baecations, if the point of a vacation is peace of mind then why would i bring my girlfriend with me?.
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gym discipline bleeds over into other areas of life, everything becomes more efficient.
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applying pressure is for niggas with low self esteem — real niggas reciprocate.
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yes, akere we are the real owners.
Y’all repeat outfits ?.
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@sk1tguru when you’re already having the worst day of your life and she asks “would you still love me if i was a worm” for like the 13th time this week
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being a uni student is crazy because you’re behind before the course even starts.
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i’ll forever be mad at VW for discontinuing the scirocco, man what a car
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our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles weren't fake.
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she didn’t even want money she faked the pregnancy for the love of the game.
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the problem is that you think South Africa is just one big taxi rank, bophelo hase kwa mai mai.
You’re not really South African if you don’t understand Zulu.
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i can’t be with someone that has too many bad days.
Strict boyfriend 101:.
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people who grew up struggling or were less fortunate tend to be more classist as they progress in life.
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May 2024 marks 12 months since I decided to abstain from any form of sexual activity, honestly one of the best decisions I’ve made for myself (highly recommend this). Mwah, love and light.
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Lebo the problem is not PTA to Melrose . the actual distance is . Midrand to PTA - 30KMs . PTA to Melrose - 50KMs. Melrose to PTA - 50KMs . PTA to Midrand - 30KMs . a total of 160KMs just to have lunch??.
PTA to Melrose isn’t even that far lmao. He simply didn’t like her enough. 😂😂.
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my biggest fear is losing my ID and someone posts it looking for me.
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idk how to flirt so i'll just talk to you everyday and hope eventually you'll realize i'm inlove with you.
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real friends hardly have pictures together.
Unpopular opinions about friends that will have you in this position ???
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whoever is keeping Nik Naks at R1 needs to control the petrol and cooking oil pricing in South Africa.
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until I'm like "ohhh snap, the eggs"
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a random nigga on twitter will say tall thick women don’t exist and then her comes your girlfriend trying to prove him wrong, your girlfriend that you love trying to prove herself to a stranger on the internet.
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a breakup is nothing, the problem is at night, it's like the pain doesn't want darkness.
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shoutout to Casper Nyovest for not dropping music lately we really been going through enough.
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@ToyourEyezs @sk1tguru lord the coochie you gave them for reproduction, they’re using it for fundraising.
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home affairs employees must work via commission, they must get paid for every person they successfully assist & maybe the service will be better.
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ey away game gone bad 😭😭😭.
Do men actually wash their blankets??.
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i turned WhatsApp read receipts off and discovered the archive feature, and i've never been happier.
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i'd book her, a dj that will never cancel on you, even if her car crashes she'll still pull through.
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racism won’t end anytime soon. you can feel the pain in Sonwabile’s voice.but Vote DA bafethu
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“mask, keys, hubbly. eish ke lebetse bomb”
imagine twitter during a World War.
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somethings are just unforgivable because what do you mean une ex ye Pakistan? yoh ha.a.
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polo drivers kanti why lesano bula rank le laishe basadi fela, mesono ya lena.
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baby shark, doo doo doo doo.
Ignoring someone on their birthday just because they ignored you on yours is childish.
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ever sit and think, damn i actually have to make it. andina choice.
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wait you’re telling me South African banks made more money in a year than ALL listed companies in the US stock market combined? so basically they made 1 trillion a day for 6 years through rand manipulation yet still retrenched workers citing falling revenue.
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i swear y'all don’t care about getting to know each other’s anymore its all about getting content for next instagram reell or photodump.
Ocean Basket as a date 😭✋🏾? Nigga don’t piss me off please.
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baddest bitch i ever seen wasn’t even on Instagram or TV she was a cashier at dischem.
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nvm i got it.
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purrrr 🫦
As a man if you take pictures of food or shots/drinks , you’re a baddie 💋.
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go slo’s selling at R8 is a big sign that sisekakeni as a country.
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dating a psychologist is probably hectic imagine just chilling then she tells you that the reason you forget to close the door is because your parents used to forget you at school.
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ice cream and coffee dates are actually great first dates tbh unless you’re thinking with your stomach.
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After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart, the best you can do is breathe and reboot.
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y'all ever been giving a lightskin girl with a fat ass backshots and you just look up to the ceiling like why is life so perfect? miss that.
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