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๐ฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐ ๐ป๐๐ โข Gemini | Proud Fan Of FC Barcelona |
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19.12.2021
She said yes ๐ญโค๏ธ. A Young King has finally found his Mermaid ๐ง๐ฝโโ๏ธ.
Love always Wins.
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โI love you in every universeโ
โIโm glad I fell into your universeโ
Me:
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KFC would rather give you 17 serviettes before they hand you even 1 pack of Ketchup.
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Top 5 Garbage Service Providers in Uganda;
1- UMEME
2- Zuku Fiber
3- Stanbic
4- Airtel Uganda
5- Zuku Fiber !!!!!!
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Ever since Burna Boy called himself โThe African Giantโ he morphed into the most potent African artiste. Top talent that one.
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The Number of People I know that lost their phones at the concert yesterday
Of my friendโs phone was stolen and he stole it back.
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Added a Title to my names last week ๐ฅ
29.07.22.
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Casemiro being offered $400k by United & remembering heโs at the tail end of his career:
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Mr.Kisekka F [RIP] told Bro. Bukenya that he found me with a brief case full of rolexes and I ran away from him at a terrific speed while shouting Fuck You ๐.
But high school teachers would legit beef teenagers!! One teacher at Naalya said I had beat him up!!๐๐ Man told me the school will choose between us today. It's either you or me!! Like man chill, I just refused to tuck in a red shirt it's not a world war.
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General MK, Iโm suggesting you bring Burna Boy for us to celebrate this rank ๐๐พ
We are going to have a celebration down Kampala Road for this rank. I thank my father for this great honor! ๐
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OmG Guys ๐ญโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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This is a Kim Kardashian Variant ๐ญ
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Squid Game has the whole โI can never watch Korean movies/series clusterโ by the neck ๐
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Some days we clean up real nice.
First day โบ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฏ
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We legal baby ๐๐พ๐
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You can look at a girlโs feet and know this one forgives.
@MbabaziSamson
Let me just put the white toes so that other people will put the jeans & heels ๐
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You should pick your National ID from NIRA offices.
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A Hard Guy ๐๐พ
Egyptian pharaoh King Tutankhamun was mummified with an erect penis.
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19.12.2021.
My Brother found his Mermaid [Queen] Too ๐โค๏ธ๐ฏ
LOVE Always Wins !!!!
19.12.2021
She said yes ๐ญโค๏ธ. A Young King has finally found his Mermaid ๐ง๐ฝโโ๏ธ.
Love always Wins.
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I am picturing being a father then my child coming to me with chemistry equations for help..
I might as well tell them, in my time ,we didnโt have that subject..
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Sorry I dosed off ๐ฉ Was too tired from work ๐ฉ Meeting ended late ๐ฉ Sorry B, I didnโt have airtime/ bundle ๐ฉ Yaka got done and I didnโt have mm ๐ฉMy head is hurting ๐ฉ
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The gauge when I put fuel for 30k
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Mr. Raymond Frederick Ntende, Esq.
๐ฅ29.07.22. Another one in the bag !
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Having your parent as your best friend is the best thing in the world.
I love my Dad man โฅ๏ธ๐๐พ
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Restaurants here are humbling ๐ฅ. I walked in swinging my hands and I was asked for my reservation ๐
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The First 20 minutes of the Fatherhood movie by Kevin Hart had me like:
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Alphonso Davies and Mane seeing fashionista Bellerin in the squad:
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My man sent a risky text but turned off his Bluetooth instead of Mobile Data ๐.
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LDC ๐ฏ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
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Before you After you enter
enter B&W B&W
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Lawyers have suffered.
Imagine taking instructions from a client to defend โwigโ allegations ๐ฅด.
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The House-help: Sir, I made sauce from the chicken you left in the fridge yesterday.
Me: ๐ ๐ฌ๐ค๐ฃ๐๐๐ง ๐๐ค๐ฌ ๐จ๐ค๐ข๐๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ข๐๐ ๐ ๐จ๐๐ช๐๐ ๐๐ง๐ค๐ข ๐๐๐พ
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People are actually going through it silently man.
Itโs a gift/ talent to maintain a smile even when the world around you is crumbling ๐๐พ
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Courtesy of Kim Kardashianโs IG Story.
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Thank you guys ๐๐พ.
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Who has had a good experience with thieves ?
Anyone ever had a bad experience with thieves, mind to share? Community
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The stories of people healing from Covid-19 are really amazing.
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Guys, if you go shopping and you see something that would look nice on your girl...please buy it. Spontaneously Spoil your girl once in a while.
Thanks.
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My pork guy just called me to remind me they are not closed ๐๐คฃ
What a Sunday.
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To date, I respect people that beep and your phone only shows a light, no vibration no sound.
Such people are capable of just the tip.
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I once overheard a parent- child conversation in regards to Mock results- โYou decided to get an aggregate similar to my age, are you trying to remind me that Iโm growing old?โ
Smack was interesting ๐
I remember when I was in the last 5 in form 2, my mum reminded me about it all the time. Every visitor that came, Oyo alya mmere yange naye mugambe okusoma. We had a wedding and she didn't even take me mbu I would lower the standards of the function with my bad marks.
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Having your parent as your best friend is the best thing in the world.
I love my Dad man โฅ๏ธ๐๐พ
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Oba you drink the Smirnoff and keep the bun for tomorrow ?
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beginning of the end of the
decade decade
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French has really done so much for Uganda. Do you want to become a muzukulu or sumn ?
French Montana and Adam Levine just released a new single -- a remix of Montana's hit song "Famous" -- to raise money for an underfunded maternity and children's health clinic in Uganda
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โ ๐ข๐ณ๐ณ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ ๐๐๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐น๐น ๐ฐ๐ผ๐ป๐๐ถ๐ป๐๐ฒ ๐๐ผ ๐ฑ๐ผ ๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ฒ ๐ฝ๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ
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Someone said cars communicate better than Kampala women.
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Making a billboard of her and putting it on Jinja road ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐๐๐๐๐
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Hands Down ๐๐พ
Great Performance. Energy ๐ฏ. Catalogue choice โ
. Thank you
@fireboydml
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@MalembeLife
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@FenonRecords
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Amazing Stuff ๐ฅ
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Your smile can add extra units to a Yaka Meter ๐ก๐จ๐พโ๐ฆฏ
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I wish my brother, namesake and the only person that effortlessly matches my energy a memorable one today and the many more to come. Happy 3๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ Birthday๐๐ฅ. More Blessings ๐๐พ.
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Never underestimate the ability to maintain a sane mind when the world around you is crumbling.
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Iโm tired of seeing this place on the TL. Iโm going next year, Insha Allah ๐๐พ
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When you stop doing the things you used to for people because their energy is unreciprocated is when they run their mouths with that narrative โMan Guy feels sweet these days โ
No just choke pls.
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Howโs Your Weekend? Mine in 3๏ธโฃ Snap Shots
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We went to functions this weekend but we didnโt know Omarion was the special guest.
Whatโs actually going on in Kampala? Every 3 tweets, I see a sore throat tweet.๐ณ๐ฎโ๐จ
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BREAKING: She was asleep, she called back. A Queen ๐ซถ๐พ
What does it mean if she doesnโt pick your calls yet she was online 2 minutes ago ?
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Jesus after rising on the 3rd day:
Tweets during the biblical era wouldโve been WILD
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Chairman Mao to the Power Brokers after surrendering DP:
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Last born just frown and parents buy chicken. I donโt understand.
One day will talk about last born privilege, itโs like they cast a spell onto our parents
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One moment I was boiling, now itโs cloudy and dark ๐
Kampala Weather and the women ๐ค unpredictable.
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๐๐๐ God gave us the gift of Life and Bad Black ๐๐๐
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She cancelled. Women are trash ๐ญ๐ซ
Dressing up to look like a snack for the loml. Whoever sees me just know.
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So my taxify boda mans stopped at the fuel station to refuel and mans proceeded without me ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ.
What is this ?
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Raymond Reddington(The Blacklist) is the My best fictional character to ever grace the screen. The individual naturally fits the character and his articulation and word play is just top notch.
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Smirnoff Green Apple + UG Coconut, Mix the two and drink in one instant. If symptoms persist, seek medical advice.
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Ever since I learnt the Art of letting go, very few things bother me.
What A Relief !
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The tallying is too transparent that NBS has failed to announce the winner from their Political Command Centre.
Which Media House's provisional results are you following? ๐๐
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This lockdown feels like a long never ending Sunday.
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Only Scarlet Witch can make me reveal such information.
Poverty is bad, kati how did i forget to put on a boxer. Ah! Anyway letโs finish the day
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When they direct me to the school latrines.
Speaking nonsense at the PTA meetings just to embarrass my kid ๐>>>>>>>
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Such an elite behind. One that hasnโt been subjected to the calamity that is Quinine Injections ๐
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Not my brother receiving a mega package from his โfriendโ ๐๐
Anyway, women have money.
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Smelling good is a form of courtesy and good manners.
Please endeavour to smell good all the time !
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Mama, mbaile ndiikubuza abazeyi bendha ente imeka ebyaife tubimalilize.
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High school was so hilarious, students would scream at every goal scored but teachers always wondered how mans were getting live updates during Prep Time ๐.
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Last week, I made my most significant breakthrough for a project I have been working on. This week, we finish whatโs long overdue. ๐ฏ Strictly good news this week ๐ฏ
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We wonโt see him ๐ญ
John Cena is CONFIRMED to be replacing Josh Brolin as Thanos
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Canโt forget some guy who once started his composition with โFlabbergasted from his slumber, Henry was slapped with the aroma of the morning sun and the delight of the chirping birds..โ
a Legend.
English 2: composition writing.
With the stories I have, I couldn't fail this
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Drax after a heavy fist exchange with Thanos:
If superheroes were in Uganda ;
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Me Being Guided by my friends to Take 28shots on my birthday:
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My G,Is this a NAADS gig ?
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There might be volcanic activity around KPS and people think these are potholes.
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UG Premium is that drink, no hangover whatsoever.
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Losing someone who has been instrumental in your life; a source of inspiration/mentor really really hurts ๐
On that note, RIP Grandpa. Your legacy and dreams will live on ๐๐พ
I am only broken because you wonโt be around to witness me break boundaries. Always and Forever โ๐พ
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My neighbour just had twins and she told me they consume a Tin of Aptamil every 3days ๐ฅด
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Hey, Iโm currently conducting a survey on something you might be interested in.
Kindly fill this in and I can send you the details.
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Facts ! ๐ค๐พ
Pink was made for black men.
Yellow was made for black women.
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This is screen guard but for nails.
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Being left by the school bus going for any external function was traumatizing ๐
The walk from the gate to the quadrangle was horrific.
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People who used to write like this never finished History Exams.
Are there doctors who write like this?
Do you exist?
If not, can you exist ๐ญ
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One of my oldest friends from Nursery is introducing her mans this weekend.
I donโt know how to feel about it..Tears because we used to share splash and samosas ๐
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