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@george_odongo_
George 🐕
7 years
❤️🔴⚪️
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AFTV
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George 🐕
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RIP to President Nkuruzinza. But I’ll never forget him giving his daughter a medal on heroes day for “being a good girl at home”😂
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George 🐕
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Racism
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What’s the difference between magic and witchcraft
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George 🐕
4 years
I’m too immature for this headline 😂💀
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
4 years
I have been using my left hand to touch myself for the last 61 years, Museveni says in the wake of Coronavirus pandemic.
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George 🐕
5 years
Chief, its Monday
@burnaboy
Burna Boy
5 years
I’m thinking about dropping some heat on Monday 🤔🤫🦍........we’ll see.
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George 🐕
5 years
What is always itching peoples wrists tho? 😂
@cjohnsonwasike
Conrad Johnson Wasike
5 years
A few good men😊
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George 🐕
3 years
He got laid to rest? 😂
@K24Tv
K24 TV
3 years
Man dies in the act, leaving Nairobi woman devastated
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George 🐕
2 years
African fathers can’t say they miss their kids it’s always “your mother wants to see you” 😂🤦🏾‍♂️
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George 🐕
3 years
Women tweet like this only to go and like your picture
@pineapphoe__
uncle sexy.
3 years
when I shoot my shoot, no survivors.
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George 🐕
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@bxnksi_
anj
3 months
concerts are such a cute date idea tbh
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George 🐕
3 years
This picture just screams “I can’t give you my juice, it has medicine in it”
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George 🐕
1 year
Us guys are onto them
@ShemaAbe1
Abel
1 year
No one is fearing Plumbers, they have good PR😂😂
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George 🐕
3 years
Men, normalize flying into the club
@_Nadimadisha
Ms. Madisha
3 years
Imagine your man queuing outside the club waiting to get in🤮🤮🤮
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George 🐕
1 year
You may think they got the caption wrong 😂😂
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
1 year
Protesters pursue police in Kisumu City
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George 🐕
2 years
Every year I see people posting their “top pictures of the year” I tell myself I’ll take more picture next year, but here we are 😂😂🤡🤡
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George 🐕
1 year
Best odds, best odds
@myunclesmemes
my uncle’s meme stash
1 year
Me irl
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George 🐕
5 years
We must all suffer
But since the person you want doesn’t want you, what exactly is stopping you from giving a chance to the one who wants you ?🌚
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George 🐕
3 years
Pray for Ugandans in Kenya fr🙏🏾
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George 🐕
4 years
UOT Pointless Arguments 🤝
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George 🐕
2 years
The 1bob haircuts:
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@omuutiti
busherapapi 🍯
2 years
Haircuts used to be 1bob
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George 🐕
3 years
Dimple thread
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@JordanaMwebaze
Butterscotch💜🦄
3 years
Dimple thread!❤️
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@george_odongo_
George 🐕
6 years
Imagine the person you’re ignoring doesn’t wake up tomorrow.
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George 🐕
3 years
Until it comes to men..
@UberFacts
UberFacts
3 years
Women typically have a better sense of taste than men
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George 🐕
5 years
*Insterts Uganda’s Finance Minister’s Whistling*
@Irenentale
Irene Ntale
5 years
How Parents go from “Sex is bad” to “I want grandkids?” 😆
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George 🐕
4 years
“I’ll eat a Jean jacket before I propose to a man” 😂
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George 🐕
3 years
Big man wants the royal sumbi 😂😂
@Alvinmuhumuza
Mu.humuza
3 years
So Elizabeth is single now 👀 Mission: Secure that bag!
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George 🐕
8 months
Ordering sea food in a landlocked country??
@3v3rlyn_
𝐄𝐯𝐲𝐄
8 months
most k’la restaurants should chill out on serving any sea food.
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George 🐕
3 years
She came back 3 hours later to make sure he was dead 😭😭
@jesse_kimotho
Jesse
3 years
Enyewe tu leo nalala mapema
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George 🐕
2 years
Someone said this is the Adulting half-term holiday😂
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George 🐕
4 years
When you waste your good time
@JohnNakholi
CAS Culture and Nonsense
4 years
When you go right
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George 🐕
3 years
You can’t be complaining everyday
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George 🐕
4 years
Laughs in Mango Grove 😂
@AfricaFactsZone
Africa Facts Zone
4 years
Smoking in public is illegal in Uganda.
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George 🐕
1 year
The doors that are opening for Burna Boy are soo crazy
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George 🐕
4 years
Yes, and since you have a problem cancel them, see if they care
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George 🐕
4 years
The whole Premier League has really conspired to hand United 3rd place? Makes me sick
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George 🐕
4 years
We go for only two beers and come back since we have to wake up and read
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George 🐕
3 years
Identify, encircle and paralyze
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George 🐕
5 years
Eediat
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George 🐕
4 years
Imagine thinking it means anything
Imagine someone making you a playlist. Just imagine. Songs solely dedicated to you. !!!!!!
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George 🐕
2 years
Adding Cxnrvd on your song
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George 🐕
5 years
Twitter feminists are now choking on smoke covered in lesos 😂
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George 🐕
4 years
Imagine not being able to sleep during chemistry class 😔😭
@DailyMonitor
Daily Monitor
4 years
PHOTOS: At Kololo Senior Secondary School, Senior Four students have been divided into 20 streams while those in Senior Six are in 8 streams, as a measure to maintain social distance. #MonitorUpdates via @jdiana956
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George 🐕
3 years
Ugandans will get tired and say “let’s just take shots”
@EzraelAni
E-zrael Ani
3 years
Omo! See better game! 😄
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George 🐕
2 months
Who told you might not even be even top 10 😂
@TheUpperEnt
T.U.E
2 months
Best J Hus song of all time, but you're not allowed to mention “Who Told You” ft Drake 👀
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George 🐕
3 years
The Tali Band
@causticbob
Bob Kostic
3 years
name this band
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George 🐕
2 years
He’s always a step ahead 😂😂
@Life_After_18
𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝟷𝟾 ✪
2 years
Chilled Sunday ❤
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George 🐕
3 years
So it’s going to slap huh?
@xoraveen
raveen marie 🫶🏾
3 years
Tory Lanez & Chris Brown coming together to make the domestic violence album of the year
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George 🐕
5 years
Black Men Dont Cheat!
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George 🐕
4 years
Bro, I was just chilling and my own saliva tried to end me 🥶
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George 🐕
3 years
Next time DM me before you come to embarrass us from here 😂😂
@NervilleOdongo
Sir_Nerville.Odongo😎
3 years
You guys who have blue flushing water,how do you do it?😂
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George 🐕
3 years
He didn’t have to rush into making such a decision, smh
@balleralert
Baller Alert 🚨
3 years
Don Cheadle Secretly Married Longtime Partner Bridgid Coulter After 28 Years Together
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George 🐕
4 years
Did she try putting her hands together?
@PyeparFaisal
Engineer Faisal
4 years
Kikuu strikes again 😂😂😂😂😂
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George 🐕
1 year
Atti it looks like a vaccine
@hellaugandans
Hella Ugandans
1 year
Someone redesigned the Uganda Waragi Bottle and it looks beautiful 😍😍
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@george_odongo_
George 🐕
2 years
Adulting is tough, so instead of “Happy Birthday” just ask for my bank account or mobile money number😂 Thanks. Mgt
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George 🐕
4 years
“You’re so anoyingggggg, I hate youuuuu”
@momentoftru
The Greater Hater, M.S., B.A.S.
4 years
Flirt like a straight woman.
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George 🐕
4 months
If SA had won we’d be reading half the banter bro
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George 🐕
6 months
Good morning 😂
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George 🐕
6 years
Imagine Kampala City Tomorrow If Bobi Wine Had Been Shot Instead.🤦🏾‍♂️😭😩
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@george_odongo_
George 🐕
3 years
It’s #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth and my wonderful Mom got a feature in today’s newspaper telling her story. We hope someone out there will get inspired to keep going with the fight and never lose hope. So please pick a copy and check it out if you can
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@george_odongo_
George 🐕
4 years
Bro those casket memes have had me rolling all dayyy 😂😂
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George 🐕
3 years
You can’t purposely decide to watch a Lil Nas X music video and complain after
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@george_odongo_
George 🐕
7 years
Raila Odinga Just Showed that men of all ages will waste your time 😂😂
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George 🐕
2 years
Former side chick surprised at man getting new side chicks. Strange
@Glock_Topickz
Glock Topickz
2 years
Ne-yo’s wife Crystal announces she’s leaving him again: “8 years of unknowingly sharing my husband with numerous women who sell their bodies to him unprotected”
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@george_odongo_
George 🐕
4 years
Orrrrrr you’re just the one with the most money
@nyafono_
Nyaf 🌹
4 years
Stats say that if she has dinner with you on Friday then you’re her favorite
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@george_odongo_
George 🐕
4 years
We really don’t care tbh
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George 🐕
4 years
She is..his other half 😂
@manu__mk
93’🇫🇷
4 years
💀💀💀
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@george_odongo_
George 🐕
4 years
“Hi, I am Dr Israel Luutu, I am a medic and this is my wife, she is also a medic, we hope our son Ezra Luutu can also become a medic” 😂😂😂 @lord_ezraluutu wanted the ground to swallow him
@shane_spector
Sir Spector
4 years
@george_odongo_ remember that PTA meeting 😂
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George 🐕
5 years
During the One Week Semester To Finals
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George 🐕
5 years
Konshens has refused to release us. You perform for 3 hours? 😂 Gwe my waist is tired
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George 🐕
5 years
Btw, dont text me if you just want to bluetick me as soon as i reply, thats maad childish. Grow up
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George 🐕
3 years
*inserts spiderman meme 😂😂
@AkpraiseMedia
Akpraise
3 years
Lukaku and Stormzy came out for Wizkid! 🐐 #wizkidO2
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George 🐕
5 years
This child will forever hear this story whenever he acts up
@MonitorSqoop
SQOOP; It's Deep
5 years
Teen mum gives birth during exam, returns 40 minutes later to finish #SqoopUpdates
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George 🐕
11 months
Second wave of sleep has the strangest dreams. I’ll never get used to it
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George 🐕
4 years
Who takes the pictures? Ratatouille?
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George 🐕
5 years
These guys never made substitutions
@hakeeb_
chico tímido
5 years
Main men ❤️✨
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George 🐕
3 years
It’s always hilarious when they unblock you 😂
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George 🐕
4 years
Also those ones walking with lips cracked like Ugandan roads because they think lip balm is “gay”
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George 🐕
3 years
Disrespectful comparing Kanye West to Jay Z’s roommate
@NoelAmella
Voyager 1
3 years
So Kanye is like some of y’all’s Beyoncé
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George 🐕
4 years
The madam?
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George 🐕
5 years
Hated the TL this week cause its sad story after sad story 💔
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@george_odongo_
George 🐕
5 years
Lil throwback thursday post for all y’all who thought ive always been a joker 🤩
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George 🐕
5 years
I tried and i was promised we would go for trials when i turn 18 🤡
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George 🐕
4 years
That’s all good, but can he explain to us what kind of shoe he’s wearing?
@Sanele_NZ
🔦DontDoThatUGabadiya🔦
4 years
This guy is creative. This truck looks real. 🙌🏾
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@george_odongo_
George 🐕
8 months
They are never the same player second time round tho 🥲
@Mr_COC0
𓂀 𝔹𝕒𝕫𝕒 𓂀
8 months
Every guy has activated a buy-back clause at least once.
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@george_odongo_
George 🐕
4 years
Red Label is Bond 7 with important parents
@Joseph_Maaniii
MUHUMUZA!
4 years
Red Label is Bond 7 in a square based bottle.
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@george_odongo_
George 🐕
5 years
Greetings? 😂😂😂
@HEBobiwine
BOBI WINE
5 years
My thoughts and prayers with the family, friends and fans of fallen U.S. rapper and activist @NipseyHussle . Fare thee well brother. Greetings to @MalcolmX , @2PAC and all other legends who went before you. Your legacy lives on
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George 🐕
2 years
Snapchat stories looking like Whatsapp stories now 🤮
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George 🐕
4 years
Nisha has RTd this, wherever you are, you know yourself and I hope you have seen 😂
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George 🐕
4 years
When you let her sleep over after the “appointment” 😪
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George 🐕
6 years
“One Mans Crush is another Mans sure”
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George 🐕
3 years
Sorry
@HEBobiwine
BOBI WINE
3 years
At many polling stations across the country, my votes were 'donated' to other candidates in order to cut my percentage. At this station, I polled 256 votes against Museveni's 47, but in their tally () all my votes went to John Katumba. I was given 0.0!
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George 🐕
5 years
Nope, two government names are enough.
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George 🐕
3 years
Until I can buy suits like Nerius, I won’t be ready for a relationship That much I know 😂
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George 🐕
3 years
How is this man standing?
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@george_odongo_
George 🐕
1 month
Ain’t nobody looking at Travis Scott
@FlakkoPoetik
Poetik Flakko
1 month
This Picture Of Offset With A Fan Is Going Viral.👀
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@george_odongo_
George 🐕
4 years
Namibeer 😂
@AfricaFactsZone
Africa Facts Zone
4 years
Namibia is the world's second biggest beer drinking nation per capita.
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@george_odongo_
George 🐕
4 years
It’s a damn shame some of y’all can’t drink with your parents
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George 🐕
1 year
I fear people who wake up to listen to dancehall
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George 🐕
6 years
“Lets Just Pass By ___ and then we go home”
@Am_Blujay
The Instigator
6 years
Name a scam
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George 🐕
3 years
Man I can’t forget looking for Illuminati conspiracy theories in 2009 and landing on Michelle Obama being a man 😭😂 Wild times
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George 🐕
2 years
@thatlongneck
Gigi😑
2 years
The way football makes men happy,if there was a way of taking it away
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@george_odongo_
George 🐕
4 years
No sex just stress
@richthekid
Rich The Kid
4 years
No stress just sex
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