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If you like the supernatural and fantasy genre along with BIPOC LGBTQ representation then this book is for you! Written by my old friend TC Gates, whom I used to work with at Walmart, comes an incredibly gripping story. Buy a digital copy now!
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@Nash076 I find it hilarious. They moved to self checkout to break labor and because of that, they lost their ass to theft. Now they have to pay more workers or risk losing more to theft. Hyper-capitalism playing itself haha
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@mattxiv Unfortunately this is ineffective because you can’t shame people who are proud of what they do or who never valued intellectual consistency and integrity, to begin with.
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@danielleradford Roger Ebert said it best.
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@kickassvargas I’ve noticed it happened with Lin Manuel Miranda. Whenever a non-white actor suddenly appears in everything they become “annoying.” Or viewed as a nuisance
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@AliceRHamilton I’ll bet money their response will be how everyone else is the problem and that you are blowing this out of proportion.
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@fasc1nate Doesn’t CPR need to be performed against a hard flat surface?
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@fayemikah Mildred is an old woman’s name. Like Nancy or Bertha 🤮
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@bevanyworth Has your dissertation been published yet? Would really like to read it. Based on the title alone it sounds like I’m in for a good read. 😀
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@Shaylo_Ren People also act like stress and fatigue won’t age the hell out of you.
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@Kung_Fu_Cthulhu @AGramuglia Jordan deadnamed Elliot and was basically like “I’m not gonna take it back!.” So Twitter banned him. He fucked around and found out.
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@solopasapear @incelReplies It would work if they were already in an established relationship.
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@CupAndSuck @greenteavee_ Because it’s a show of dominance. Not an actual debate.
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@saelsuiedhil @ItsChloeNow Okay. Thank you for letting me know. I was previously unaware and believed they were separate things.
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@RespectfulMemes Except local cost more money. When you’re on a fixed income, it’s not always feasible.
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@machineiv He tells them what they want to hear
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@Goldxn_Violin There’s a scene that was deleted from ESB where a paper sign warning of Wampas on the other side is ripped off.
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@HadleySheley The Blair Whites and the Ben Shapiro’s of the world need to know this. Trying to be “One of the good ones” is pointless. You aren’t their friend, as soon as you’re no longer useful you’ll be dropped.
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@sleepisocialist Didn’t Karl Marx predict a failure of capitalism which would lead to a socialist rebirth?
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@BreakingNews When are democrats going to realize that offers and suggestions to “work together,” “reach across the aisle,” and “compromise,” only make republicans hate them more?
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@SW_takes Rian even roasted him once
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@thatblakefella AI is innately plagiarism so it’s likely the image is stolen. If we make exceptions for little instances then eventually we’ll make larger and larger concessions. We have to be firm and draw the line no matter how little the usage is.
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@AndrewZ60494543 @Nash076 In a perfect world yes. Unfortunately these companies refuse to be humbled
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@alovablenerd @prolepeach They always defend the legality of it and not the morality. Wonder why?
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@Telegraph @EvelDick Albert Einstein be like
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@fatstevebuscemi @islandgoth Twitter gave people the language of academics without the discipline required to attain it.
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@NatalieKrunch @AnarchOnion @R4ba_Dader A lot of shows would center the joke around the cis character’s shock and surprise that their new friend is a drag Queen. KOTH did the opposite and made the joke about how Caroline is surprised and a little disappointed that her new friend is cis.
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@ryanstanley495 @danverswlw He didn’t eat her in the good gentlemanly way 😭
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@LJW_314 @DailyMirror It’s like Mitch Hedberg said “I think Bigfoot is just naturally blurry!”
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@The8BitIdiot He also was named as the person who raped Corey Haim, and it’s heavily rumored that the final straw which led to Denise Richards leaving him, was finding child porn on his computer.
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@TheFirstOkiro With all due respect, trying to gotcha the people who make bad faith arguments about how Star Wars “wasn’t political before” is pointless. They don’t say things like that bc they believe it’s true. They make those arguments because it advances their chess piece.
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@incelReplies You should never have to say you’re a nice guy, people should always say it about you. Because a real and true mf lets their reputation speak for itself.
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@BenjaminPDixon @seraphicpetal “The difference between American propaganda and Soviet propaganda is American’s believe there’s.” -Old Soviet joke
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@dontgetkettled How you gonna do a thread and not define demisexuality? 😵‍💫
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@mel_buer What’d you expect from people who willingly paid $900 for tickets because they had the disposable income?
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@tommy_stella Same with Kylo Ren. Glad you made your peace with him Rey, now he has to pay for his crimes. *turns off notifications*
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@Benmzondo @JoshuaPotash @BrooksFlash Telling them things like this are pointless. They really believe they are oppressed or victims and that the “others” are in power.
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@thistallawkgirl Nor was he real.
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@machineiv “But I talked to this girl and she said mean things about my weight and was really superficial.” Then don’t date her. She’s not a nice person. Work on your confidence and talk to girls who aren’t shallow.
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@Watwhy1 Everything about NOPE can be summed up with the fact that Jupe never describes the chimp attack from his own perspective, but describes the SNL skit that was made about it. He only wants to engage with the spectacle of it.
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@NicholasJLevi @DiscussingFilm No. Stan has been open and honest about what he created and didn’t create. He didn’t ask to be Stan Lee(TM) it just kind of happened.
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@thecasualrevolt Too much filler is bad. Imo the ideal season should be 13-16 episodes. With 4-6 filler episodes.
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@sarahfootwinner I’ve heard numerous stories from people who’ve met him and everyone has said, unanimously, that he is one of the nicest most genuine and down to earth celebrities ever.
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@GhawinRiver @zukosmama Literally. To quote Odafin Tutuola “No reason on earth any man should be an incel when sex workers exist.”
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@Jesse4Bernie @MorePerfectUS @Teamsters “Luminous beings are we. Not this crude matter.” -Master Yoda
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@NevieGirl83 I don’t understand what you mean by brought back another daughter? 🤔
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@CoreyDeshon They also want to break labor. It’s not about profit anymore, they’ve got more profit than they’ll ever need. They want to cut costs in every conceivable way possible. They have a conquering mentality.
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@TubaToofpaste @fayemikah You don’t find it odd that these people aren’t seeking partners in their own age range? Don’t think there might be a lil bit of a red flag there?
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@jbromovies What’s bad about what he said?
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@coffeemikeatkin @PoliticsVerse @RepMTG Because conceding literally ANYTHING to the democrats could cost them their entire livelihoods
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@Jeffrey_Alton @starwarstuff @disneyplus It would be nice to see Hayden actually act under competent direction for once.
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@ClintSmithIII @Sandernista412 Re-integration after any lengthy amount of time in prison will be difficult. Sensory overload and trauma are huge factors. Henry will need a strong support system.
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@KamoseMills @maggieofthetown Roger Ebert said it best.
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@KhmerRougeSissy It’s also why his house was full of toys and he said “the kids” don’t like his food. He dressed his house as that of one belonging to a family man to manipulate Walt. This scene is why Walter takes his seriously, he established credibility as someone who *might* have a family.
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@JackPosobiec Don’t you think this is very petty and childish? Be the bigger person.
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@GoSmokeAToad @cassandrajames_ It’s not the job of the victimized or oppressed to demonstrate their value and/or educate people.
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@nytimes Without looking at the comments I just know Johnny Depp supporters are going to jump on this.
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@FDsignifier @jessiegender Merrick’s side of the story is important too.
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@jessiegender You helped do this to me after two years of constant harassment I’ve dealt w and when I reached out politely multiple times you ignored me. You can’t be serious right now
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@LoKey_LoSki @yumcoconutmilk Should he not be paid?
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@CultureCrave What gives him, a white man, the right to dismiss the concerns and complaints of poc?
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@KateRoseBee @GremIsOnline When lying and breaking the law is the moral thing to do, yes.
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@MoSheehy @JenKirkman IIRC he endorsed Hillary
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@Troubl37 To be fair he was only a cop for 6 years. His personality was too temperamental as most psychopaths are, and that’s why he couldn’t last too long.
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Minnesota’s been making a lot of good moves lately.
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Minnesota is on the verge of passing a dramatic victory for workers that would ban captive audience meetings, create a board to set minimum labor standards for nursing homes, improve workplace safety and rights for warehouse and meatpacking workers, and more. Thread.
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This scene is from her documentary Miss Americana. That documentary made me realize that i misjudged her about a lot of things; and she’s actually pretty cool. I also love that her mom has her fucking back; ride or die!
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I’ve never seen this before but this video of @taylorswift13 is worth watching
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@MorePerfectUS If CEO’s wouldn’t piss away their money on Starbucks and Avacado toast and learned to budget their money better… See what I did there?
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@savvvvyd @jennasmanning Shit...I’m a straight dude and even I’m sold on it based on the strength of that review.
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@1followernodad It’s also depicts Elle’s sorority friends supporting her instead of discouraging her from her goal. It’s a very positive feminist movie
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@KaelanRamos It also subverted the usual trope because instead of the cis person being shocked & disappointed that their new friend was a drag Queen, the drag queen was disappointed to learn that their friend is cis.
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@mattzollerseitz They also want to break labor to impress their hedge fund pals. It’s not about profits, they’ve got enough. They want to cut costs in every conceivable manner.
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@BrentTerhune You’re ability to write new jokes on a daily basis is incredible. A lot of comedians use the same material for years. Sometimes even decades
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@ZachStafford Protesting doesn’t work. Those in power know that you’ll eventually get tired and give up.
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@girldrawsghosts I love the episode with the drag queen because every other comedy would have the cis person realize their friend is a man in drag. KOTH made the punchline Carolyn’s disappointment that her new friend Peggy was a cis woman.
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@minusplnp On a gut level they know trans isn’t something people opt out of. If it was, they never would’ve picked trans or queer people as an enemy. Fascists want an enemy that won’t go away.
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@JeffFromRegina @DevitaDavison Because deep down those people believe in an underclass.
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@eggshellfriend Yeah that’s gonna be a no from me dawg. Don’t need ants crawling up my ass.
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@jessiegender Jessie. Remember “The Card Says Moops?” Stop arguing with people who have no interest in arguing in good faith. You’re literally playing into their hands and doing what they want. They don’t care about what’s factual. They are using rhetorical trickery and bad faith posturing.
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@Mr_Daley91 @The4thBelcher Psst…was there any feasible way Rittenhouse could’ve known that at the time?
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@WholesomeMeme The orb of confusion!
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@MaceAhWindu Hope so. I published a fanfic where they Rey goes to Dathomir and meets their adult daughter.
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@MAstronomers Why can’t they take an image of the Alpha Centauri system which is only 4 light years away?
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@EsPyramid I feel bad for the hospital employees who had to break the news to John Hinckley when she came out, publicly.
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@BespinBulletin Because why wouldn’t he? If a story is even vaguely connected to Dathomir, chances are Maul will show up.
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@dunespatch How is what he said indicative of that? I’m on the spectrum so be nice guys.
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@Bretton I need y’all to understand. Most CEO’s and Titans of industry have narcissistic and anti-social personality disorder(aka sociopathy). You almost have to to run a company. Someone with guilt won’t last long because it eats away at them & it will reflect in job performance.
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@DjJetCityWoman @cameron_kasky See now, instead of taking the L and taking accountability by admitting you were wrong. You’re shifting the argument; moving the goal posts and taking an aggressive posture so that no matter how he responds it’ll look like he’s on the defensive and covering up.
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@JohnHinckley20 Hit up all of the places that won’t cancel Louis CK, Bill Cosby, or Joe Rogan from performing.
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@Sandernista412 I don’t get it. What am I looking at?
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@Naptime4allN4A @vinn_ayy Most submarines aren’t designed to withstand the pressure that deep. There’s very few that can and most of them belong to the government or oceanographic institutes, which require clearance to get. Also that part of the ocean is known for rough waters.
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@MorePerfectUS Gee, if only democrats would disrupt. Look how it actually gets results. No that isn’t sarcasm.
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@lizzylemondrop Yes, but there is a reason men his age seek out younger partners instead of ones around their own age.
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@Corvidilik @VaushV @keffals Because they view leftists as caricatures, as aliens. So when they pretend to be one of the people they despise, they can’t cater their language to something realistic because they don’t consider them real people. If that makes sense?
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@JFrankensteiner Can we kill the term “elevated horror” as if regular horror is somehow beneath it?
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@kieransofar You should be allowed to get in one fight a month and get away with it!
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@joerogan Except he’s not. No man made object can travel the speed of light because nothing with a greater than 0 resting mass can achieve C(speed of light). It’s a physical limitation of the universe as proven by General and Special relativity
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@Blasphemy42069 @Charalanahzard @hasanthehun “I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing.” -Jules Winfield, Pulp Fiction.
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@JFrankensteiner It wasn’t a diss track. She wanted him to know that she was happy for him 😀
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