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@AfricaFactsZone
And we are not done yet. We will not be lied to. We are not Nigerians. We will do what it takes
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Nigerian govt is the most corrupt in the world. But ogas are okay as long as their artists collect grammies. They would rather argue with Ghana over music, football and rice rather than burn down politician premises and cars bought using stolen funds. Giant of Africa my foot.
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@south_marine
@AfricaFactsZone
Politicians' mansions and flashy cars are not infrastructure. Infrastructure is good schools, hospitals, roads, uninterrupted electricity & water supply, jobs availability, and good governance. Do you have to be reminded of that?
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@edgarwabwire_
They passed by to confirms whether he is dead. Whatever that DCI officer was involved in, it must have rattled some scary people. He was either investigating drug trafficking, money laundering, human trafficking, organ trafficking, or some powerful cartel.
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@DavidOsiany
Mheshimiwa you served us well both in the government and in Aoko's lower abdomen. You are a true statesman.
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@AfricaFactsZone
Nigerians thrive wherever they go except in Nigeria. They display acts of bravery in other countries except in Nigeria. When in comes to their own country, they cow while arguing with other countries about who has the best rice rather than hold their leaders accountable.
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@AfricaFactsZone
Nigeria has the best tech gurus but it doesn't know how to use them. Using tech, we got information about corrupt politians' mansions, homes, flashy cars, supermarkets, businesses, & properties and burnt them all down. On Monday we go to remove the health minister from office.
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@AfricaFactsZone
The biggest threat to the Nigerian corrupt elite is the unity between Igbo, Yoruba, and Hausa-Fulani Youth. Politicians fear this combination. Tribalism hurts Nigeria more than Chevron Corporation, Exxon Mobil Corp., Total Energies, and Shell Plc. who are stealing their oil.
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This pic shows 3 things:
1. The ladies knew something bad was about to happen to the kid.
2. Jeff had already been murdered and they knew it.
3. They had a hand in Jeff's murder.
They are the key to the case. Just threaten them with jail term. They'll crack
#JusticeForJeff
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@droid254
One of his sons decided not to be part of the shit show. While others were fighting over real estate and land, he decided to inherit Kirima's nimerous business stalls and mkokotenis in Country Bus, Gikomba, and Muthurwa. Now he is raking in an estimated Kshs. 50,000 per day.
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@brfootball
If England wins the WC, we will never hear the end of it. The British media will talk about it for the next 100 years.
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@ntvkenya
Finish sentence:
Gay activist Edwin Chiloba ‘was strangled, eyes gouged’ out by gay lover Jacktone Odhiambo but the community is looking for ways to blame it on normal people so they can get funding for January
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@C_NyaKundiH
Nigerians are the only reason Africa will never have open borders.
Wherever they go, they play dirty.
I have never seen a Nigerian doing a legal business in any country
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@TheStarKenya
Only Police officers murder fellow police officers. My guess is that he was conducting a very dangerous investigation that involved some powerful people. So they sent rogue cops to finish him and fake a robbery gone wrong
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@wambuionyango
Luos and their sympathy. If you decide to be a landlord, sympathy goes out the window. Give me a job as an agent of those houses and see what will happen. You spend millions to build real estate and get nothing out of it? How?
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@BravinYuri
But Rwanda has population of 14.2 Million
Only 5.2 Million live in Rwanda
2.4 Million live in Umoja 2 Nairobi
1.6 Million live in Umoja 1
1.3 Million live in Donholm
1.06 Million live in Kayole Junction
970k Million in Jogoo Rd
940k in Thika Rd.
The rest in exile.
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@SokoAnalyst
That's because any data and statistic in Kenya works to paint Central as better. For instance, Census always says that the Kikuyus are the majority (for political reasons). Yet, I have never seen a Kikuyu with 9 children and more than 2 wives. Luhyas are the majority
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@AfricaFactsZone
This man is called Kevin Monari. On this platform, he goes by the handle
@Osama_otero
. While were protesting in the streets, he was buy taking money from politicians, including the president, and sold out his friends to the police. We tricked him and gave him a small beating.
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@C_NyaKundiH
If you see key American allies like France kissing the Chinese ring then know that the US is on a bad place. In 10 years the US will be gone
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@BravinYuri
1. I think the farm belongs to a very senior politician.
2. Pastor McKenzie will walk free or will be found dead in his cell Epstein style so he deosnt spill beans and njahi.
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You have KES. 1,000,000 and want a sedan. Who are you going to for car advice?
Asking for a friend
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@JaMtoka
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@carnversations
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@alexmwanzo
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@alasirimotors
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@RuthlessFocus_
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@brokensuit44
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@Kalasinga_
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@POTENTdynamics
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@KhalifKairo
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@Caradvicekenya
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@AmRoggoz
@_CrazyNairobian
Nyama 3/4 kg = 400/=
Rice 1/4 Basmati = 100
Chapati 1pc= 50/=
Chips= 100/=
Soup 2 bowls= 200/=
Salad= 100/=
Juice * 2= 300
Real value= 1250/=
4500 = 1 Le Bron James pale Kiamaiko
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The Fastest growing KOT influencer accounts
@janetmachuka_
@WaruiJohn2
@B3laze
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@SirAlexas
@_CrazyNairobian
@_fels1
@omwambaKE
@kibeandy
@AllanNyash
@SokoAnalyst
@Mwirigi
@Goddie_Ke
@amerix
@AzziadNasenya
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@CollinceBey
I have noted three things:
1. Kikuyu entitlement
2. Kalenjin incompetence
3. Luo brilliance
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@abuyamasta
Umesema afadhali ukule nyama tupu kuliko kukula ugali ya duka?
Real champion here
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@Useful_idioty
Amerix is good when it comes to men's health and masculinity. Kibe is good in trolling and offers zero masculinity lessons. Overall, Amerix is the way to go. Kibe still has a long way to go.
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@AfricaFactsZone
The result of the Kenyan Youth protests:
1. Abolishment of the punitive finance bill that was to tax us ruthlessly.
2. Removing the office of the First Lady and Second Lady
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@RobertAlai
Those guys are cowards. Unafanya kwa site na mtu anakatalia pesa? With all those metal objects around? Wachukue hiyo generator wakauze. Ama wamwage koroga kwa plumbing system. Mjengo is not for the weak nkt
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@MrBlackOG
Tupac is long dead but he is still compared to rappers who are alive. He is the GOAT. I say Jay Z is the most overrated of all time
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@Kimuzi_
No way am boycotting the General. Raila failed him, not the other way. He swore in Raila and Raila ran away like a mwanda after his coronation. MM has a revolutionary history. After all most people in this revolution are not Gen Z
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@Iam____MrWisdom
@AfricaFactsZone
He went to bed with the government so we gave him a small beating
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@FGaitho237
Big man with big guts.
In just one year, the Ruto regime is going to loot ten time what Uhuru stole in 10 years. Just watch.
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@kibeandy
Something is not adding up. If he had a vasectomy but his wife gave birth and he raised the kids for 14 years only to kill himself in the 15th year? The math is not mathing
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@TrottoirRadio
@Asamoh_
No one can dare to grab Luo lands. Otherwise the fertile lands in Luo Nyanza would have gone long time ago. An average Luo man's voltage of violence is high. What we should do is make the lands busy. We are capable of feeding the entire country.
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@Kimuzi_
What pains me most is that tumewekwa level moja intellectually na
Oscar Sudi
Murkomen
Omanga
Itumbi
William Ruto
Rachel Ruto
Charlene Ruto
Kimuzi
Farouk Kibet
Cheruiyot
Nyamu
Kihika
Gachagua
Moses Kuria
Isaac Mwaura
Mandago
Kindiki
Kenyans believe these are the stupidest people
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@_falsi1ke
Marry a girl who's just completed Form 4. If she completes Form 4 in November 2024, marry her in Dec 2024. Sitawaambia kila kitu
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@AfricaFactsZone
Some of you Nigerian brothers think that I hate Nigeria. Deep down my heart, I know that when Nigeria wakes up from the slumber of APC, Tribalism, Nepotism, Corruption, Colonial Legacy, Weak Institutions, and Centralization of Power, Sub-Sahara will follow suit.
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@Tunnykvng
If Osimhen wants to make an impact in football he shouldnt leave Napoli. Stay there and become a god like Maradona. Napoli fans dont forget.
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@Osama_otero
@osoroKE
Sometimes I support Sharia Law. Mtu anaserve two terms in the guise of a devout Muslim. That's why the US naver talks about him despite being the Kenyan version of Ismael Zambarda Garcia.
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@aomenya
The Swastika was a spiritual symbol before it came a Nazi symbol. In Hindu religion, the Swastika is a symbol of "prosperity and good luck". Kenyatta Hospice was built in 1901, long before Nazism was a thing. But Hitler was a good man. He did nothing wrong
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@CisNyakundy
The society began deteriorating the moment women were allowed to hold positions of power
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@njambifever
Tell me one Nigerian who does a legal business in Kenya. Just one who earns an honest living.
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@jumaf3
I have never understood why the government doesnt want to drill boreholes in arid areas. 1 borehole per ward is more than enough. Water is all those people need. With water they can even grow their own food.
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@phineasnjeru_
@alasirimotors
@RuthlessFocus_
@alexmwanzo
@4low_Ke
@KhalifKairo
@Earlsimxx
@Kalasinga_
@maktejah_
@itssoulo
@Mutai___
@WillyAbuga
@rutune_motorW
@AlphaLandRover
@Kevoh_254
@SangKip4
@brokensuit44
@carnversations
@POTENTdynamics
The app is called Living Charts
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@Thriving_luos
The first Luo president. Betrayed by Raila, Njonjo and the rest. My brother has a kid named Hezekiah Ochuka. That boy is very aggressive and never backs down.
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@Osama_otero
Kikuyus will never fully vote for a Luo as president. The only day they will vote for a Luo president 100% is when he is competing against a Somali
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Most Followed Kenyan Twitter Influencers
@amerix
@osoroKE
@droid254
@janetmachuka_
@Brianmbunde
@SirAlexas
@B3laze
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@kafangi
@iamjoseh_
@bevalynekwambo3
@_CrazyNairobian
@WaruiJohn2
@MrRightke
bank to mpesa | Nyamira |
#PotterOut
| Kaleidoscope
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@ItsJeffreyJeff
Another reason to prove that God exists and his spirit is in every living thing
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@AfricanHub_
I think Rwanda. Advertising themselves as a rich, stable, and civilized country while all their citizens live in Kenya doing odd jobs.
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@droid254
Mau Mau uprising lasted 8 Years (1952-1960).
In 8 Years they killed only 232 people:
16 British Police
37 British Men, Women & Children
and 179 Kikuyu Collaborators. What a resistance!
Maji Maji Rebelion lasted only 2 Years (1905-1907) & claimed 112 German Police
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@AfricaFactsZone
While the Arab Spring began in Tunisia, the African Spring should begin in Naija Naija has 169 Million youths busy fighting each other based on tribe, political party, & religion, & politicians thrive on this. Ati we are the 'Giant of Africa' because we are many. Many doing what?
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Never believe a woman's version till you hear the husband's side of the story
Lucy Njeri | Reddington | Underwear | Ben Pol | Waiyaki Way
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@amerix
I have been struggling with bleeding gums for most of my life.
I treated my bleeding gums when I stopped using toothpaste.
I use only Sodium Bicarbonate
Toothpaste is the enemy of tooth health.
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@C_NyaKundiH
The police vehicle passed through the scene to confirm if he was dead. I still insist that this guy was killed by fellow police officers. Police killing police is a very common script.
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@polo_kimanii
Sasa imagine uko na all these features you've mentioned na wewe ni dem.
Na hautaki broke men.
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@amerix
I beg to differ. I think Nigeria is home to one of the most dominant and masculine men in the world. How comes wherever they go, they dominate? Even in Europe. They have a strong sense of brotherhood and loyalty. However, nothing they do is legal.
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@edgarwabwire_
When you come to me that umepigwa na waria, I will add you another beating. Unapigwa aje na waria?
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@AntohLibra
Hiyo industry ni scam bwana. 2019 niliuziwa account inaitwa Grammarly Premium 50,000 Ksh. ati ndio iko na constant workflow. Sijawai ona kazi mpaka wa Leo na no one wants to buy it from me
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@AfricaFactsZone
Having interacted with Nigerian youths living in Nairobi I found that these people are very courageous, aggressive, ambitious, risk-takers, and assertive. With these traits how comes Nigeria struggles with tribalism, corruption, bad governance, inequality, & weak institutions?
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@BravinYuri
Kwani how chaotic is this woman?
If you follow closely, you will find that she ticks all the Amerix boxes for no-go-zone women
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@Kimuzi_
When you come to me that umepigwa na waria, I will add you another beating. Unapigwa aje na waria?
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@AtwoliYaa
Also, There is only one country on earth without mosquitoes: Iceland. Its low temperatures make it impossible for the pest to breed.
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@edgarwabwire_
Mkamba anafanya nini heading a football federation? Rachier is corrupt but can do a better job. Legends like Mariga, Wanyama, Oliech, and Musa Otieno can bring back the game. Let former footballers run the show
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@NationAfrica
@Thee_mavERIC
Yaani they choose to evacuate this estate with water at knee length and ignore completely submerged estates like Mathare
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@WaruiJohn2
There should be different lists.
1. Most influential X politicians
2. Most influential X influencers
3. Most influential Twitter Doctors
4. Most influential Female tweets
5. Most influential Car Twitter etc
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@bonifacemwangi
@eduzmi
@SakajaJohnson
This guy vied for MP in that area but voters chose Jaguar instead. What a shame
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@CisNyakundy
In a well-functioning society, women were meant to stay at home and cook. Having women in positions of power destroys societies.
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@TeyaKevin
Is this not one of those lethal attacking midfielders who used to terrorize opponents during Coach Kimanzi's Harambee Stars?
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@C_NyaKundiH
American-backed Ukrainian army was beaten by a bunch of West Africans?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I like this
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@Dr_AustinOmondi
Amerix recommends natural ancestral remedies.
You recommend scientific medicine.
Both your approach and Amerix's approach has pros and cons.
The issue here is that Amerix has a huge following ama?
Hypocrates and Imhotep did not have a degree in medicine. So you dont need one.
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@NationAfrica
The betrayal from the LBBT community is unreal bana. Yaani ile kelele ilikuwa ya kuattract donations?
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@ArapTilingi
That's why the Congo wars will never end. It's an inside job. Congo politicians and military are ripping big
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@_fels1
“For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord” (Romans 6:23).
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@NationAfrica
@Thee_mavERIC
These floods remind us that during disasters feminism flies out of the window only to come back during good times. We are carrying independent women on our backs, all they do is scream "Oh my God"
Kahawai Sukari | Thika Road | The 360 Apartments
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@amerix
@C_NyaKundiH
@MrRightke
@kibeandy
@kafangi
@Osama_otero
(Traitor 001)
@iamjuddah
@_CrazyNairobian
@WaruiJohn2
@SokoAnalyst
@Brianmbunde
@janetmachuka_
@droid254
@Mwirigi
@ItsJeffreyJeff
@SirAlexas
@osoroKE
@BravinYuri
@ShankiAustine
@_fels1
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@AfricaFactsZone
Rathe than demo in streets, hit politicians where it hurts most. Stone their motorcades, hit their businesses, malls etc. They must not steal, pass punitive laws & still feel safe. They are the enemy. Who taught Yorubas to hate Igbos? Who taught Luos & Kikuyus to hate each other
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