Francis Gaitho
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Someone hacked an online MOH broadcast, while the meeting was going on...CS Health present...mambo ni live.
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Eliud Kipchoge statue at the Nike headquarters.
His kiburi will multiply ten-fold now.
This guy doesn’t even talk to his neighbors. All interviews are given to international media, doesn’t do local journalists.
Muzungu’s have a way of brainwashing African athletes.
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We are doing well as a country.
1. Kengen CEO – Abraham Serem
2. Kenya Power CEO – Joseph Siror
3. Kenya Pipeline CEO - Joe Sang
4. Energy and Petroleum Regulatory Agency CEO – Daniel Kiptoo
5. KETRACO Company Secretary – Lydia Sitienei
6. Kenya Ports Authority CEO– William Ruto…
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Because of social media, kanju have visited the Zimmerman flat to extort money 🤦🏽♂️.
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Students at Kaheti High school in Nyeri locked outside for not completing assignments on reporting date.
What nonsense is this? Where is the Ministry of Education? This headteacher and teachers concerned should be suspended immediately.
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Nick Ruto has the same expensive taste as his old man.
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Boy walks barefoot in front of the president, his deputy and their coterie of groupies. None seemed to notice that something was off. If they can’t notice such a glaring error right in front of their eyes, you think they care about you in Kwale, Bungoma, Mathira or Sugoi?
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We keep saying that only women are easily impressed by money. But have you seen how men behave around rich men?
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Not unless you’re one of those Waihiga Mwaura-types, someone who has been in CU all his life, and then Daystar for post-highschool indoctrination, never tasted alcohol in his life etc, don’t bother with extremely religious women. You’ll just be wasting their time.
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Shell Petrol Stations stealing from customers.
Yesterday at around 8pm, I went to fuel at Shell Kileleshwa Arboretum which was destroyed by Mike Sonko and Uhuru Kenyatta but was rebuilt again.
I was fuelling 700shs so I told the pump attendant not to put the nozzle all inside…
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Kenyans are flocking into Tz for "affordable" commodities.
The number of tourists choosing Tz is huge. Namanga/Loitoktok border points are a beehive.
When stopped by cops for overspeeding, they let Kenyans go with a "request" to keep to the limits (which are clearly marked…
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Gaucho claimed in court that this guy was allowed into the cells after hours and tortured him plus Babu Owino.
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Difference between a cold shoulder and a warm reception.
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There’s this store, not sure if
@DavidNdii
has checked it out. But they got some really dope shit for people like us.
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Wamama are also another threat to the tourism industry after KRA.
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Before and After: See what Zakayo did to this beautiful home in the recent Mavoko/Athi River demolitions.
And some people still think he’ll win a second term 🤦🏽♂️.
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TOXIC FEMINISM: Kindly watch out for the lady below. She turned hostile when asked to pay. She caused drama in the entire apartment hurling insults, spitting in the mouth of the apartment manager. She threatened the host and apartment manager that she has a gun and would shoot…
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Electricity bill in 1986. A whole month the entire bill comes to 60 bob.
There were no additional charges, sijui fuel cost, sijui forex charge, sijui EPRA, sijui VAT bla bla bla.
Those were the days when Industrial Area was full of factories. East African Industries, Cussons,…
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The fight against Haiti gangs requires our police but in West Pokot, evangelism is the solution.
Welcome to the Kenya Kwisha Shit Show.
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Okay what material are they making these new Isuzu trucks with?
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Barrack Obama - 52 trips/8 yrs
Donald Trump - 24 trips/4 yrs
Joe Biden - 15 trips/3yrs.
Boris Johnson - 22 trips/3 yrs
John Magufuli - 3 trips/6 yrs
Mwai Kibaki - 33 trips/10 yrs
Uhuru Kenyatta -158 trips/10 yrs
William Ruto - 38 trips/1 yr
Projection 200 trips/5 yrs
The…
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Ruto in Nyandarua: “The former President had no plan but in the past 16 months Kenya has seen a President with a plan”
Ruto with a PLAN.
❌ Overseeing the drop in the dollar from Ksh 123 to Ksh 160.
❌ Increased the price of fuel from Ksh 159 to Ksh 217.
❌ Lowered secondary…
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I’m surprised you’re boycotting Kiss 100 in 2024. Us we boycotted it over a decade ago and for valid reasons like playing the same 20 songs on heavy rotation.
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As
@rigathi
yaps about shareholding, here is the updated list of the REAL shareholders.
State Capture
1. Head of Civil Service - Felix Kosgei
2. Kengen CEO – Abraham Serem
3. Kenya Power CEO – Joseph Siror
4. Kenya Pipeline CEO - Joe Sang
5. Energy and Petroleum…
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UoN don James Migai Aketch asked his colleagues not to extend their unsolicited congratulations following his promotion to full professor, because they undermined his pursuit, citing one Winnie Kamau as his biggest antagonist.
What a shame. Kenyans are allergic to intellect.
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Kenya Revenue Authority (KRA) militia spotted heading downtown
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Hello circulate in your area, he remains unknown currently at Kijabe Hospital treated discharged but unable to talk after an accident.
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She died on Thursday and was buried Saturday morning with only 20 people in attendance. Yenyewe Pastor Kanyari is the excellence of execution. That’s how it should be done.
It seems he had warned her to change her ways. And he confirms that she was stubborn.
By bringing shame…
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See the contrast. The late Chief of Defense Forces Francis Ogolla was traveling in a ramshackle aircraft meant for suicide missions, whilst political demagogues, wheeler-dealers and mercenaries move with the latest fleet.
Say their name: The Kenya Kwisha Shit Show.
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A helicopter owned by former Gatanga MP Peter Kenneth crash landed. Onboard were Yamune officials
@kipmurkomen
&
@ckositany
galavanting to their villages to show off and attend nonsensical events.
Peter Kenneth has been giving his chopper for free usage by government officials…
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Baba ditched a whole party for a ministerial position in Moi regime.
He ditched the Pentagon-5 for PM position, which had been set aside for WSR.
He played around with Kalonzo for 2013 support.
He ditched the NASA brigade for handchieth in 2017 as well as AU head of…
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Please msifanyie huyu character development. Especially lake-region bros, aki if you break her heart and turn her into a feminist motivational-speaker you’ll be banned from the men’s conference. Tutakuanika kwa Nyakundi.
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The gold smuggling business at JKIA is really eating into our national productivity.
So much sacrifice just for a few cartels to strike the jackpot, buy some V8’s and take Instagram hoodrats for vacation to Dubai 🤦🏽♂️.
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Will the malls they’ve built in Eastleigh with proceeds of crime help them now?
I think ASAL county management needs to revert back to Central Government.
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In 1982, 1 USD was equivalent to 10 KES
In 2002, 1 USD was equivalent to 79 KES
In 2012, 1 USD was equivalent to 85 KES
In 2022, 1 USD was equivalent to 118 KES
In 2024, 1 USD is equivalent to 160 KES
The Kenya Kwisha Shit Show
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Listen to one of the Mavoko/Athi River land cartels addressing buyers a while back.
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This is inhumane and barbaric. There are more amicable ways of handling issues.
Anyone knows the identity of these guys in a black Benz KCY 774K?
And what’s with the dude opening the door for the perpetrator and remaining behind? Is he like security for them spoilt brats?
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This number has to get to 500 tonight. I’m looking for volunteers who will use the word “unfat” …. Twendeni kazi.
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Laikipia County Government parking attendants clamped his car on both front wheels and he cracked them open.
That’s how it’s done. Your freedom begins when your fear ends.
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Uhuru was shown thighs by Ann Kananu and he jumped through hoops to make her Nairobi Governor.
This scenario is replicated in many places across the country where d1ck-driven men empower women at the expense of qualified men.
The stupid old men then later regroup into…
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ACCIDENT ALERT!
An advisor to former Makueni Governor Masoo Mwanzia is feared dead after being involved in a grisly road accident along Katumani-Konza area, Machakos-Wote road.
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“Ogolla tried to overturn my victory but I still have him Chief of Defense Forces job”
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AS RECEIVED: My client - a large corporate, has refused to advertise on any station that invites politicians from Kenya Kwanza. They have realised Kenyans have been switching stations when a Kenya Kwanza politician is on air.
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Kingi ballin with county funds, no roads or hospitals in Kilifi.
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Safaricom Sacco houses and Crystal Mall in Athi River.
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Men must stop killing women. But also Kenyan women must stop being cheap sluts for scammers & sex-tourists.
We refuse to shoulder the blame for your poor life-choices.
If your dumb mothers didn’t tell you to get your act right, we will.
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They steal your taxes and have you queue for handouts. Crazy stuff.
That’s why these stupid old women have to be blocked from voting. One way or another.
huko Sugoi as a christmas tradition wamama wameamkia huko kupewa christmas package from the president.
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This muzungu joined
#Maandamano
#Tumechoka
#Maandamanowednesday
protests and tasted tear-gas manufactured in his country. Maybe
@magicalkenya
should add this as part of the tourism attractions that Kenya has to offer 😂😂
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Which people dear President
@WilliamsRuto
?
Kenya Kwanza - 7.1m
Azimio - 6.9m
Didn’t Vote - 8m
Didn’t register - 4m
You are a president of the minority via manufactured consent.
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What is happening in corporate Nairobi? Got this in the DM.
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Ivory Coast has had 2 civil wars in the last 24 years and today are hosting a very good AFCON tournament with new world class stadiums.
Guinea, Burkina Faso and Mali under military rule (no democracy) are all still in the competition.
Then we have “peaceful democratic” Kenya,…
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Solid advise to the Kenya Police going on a suicide mission in Haiti. Listen carefully
@NPSOfficial_KE
@PoliceKE
.
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You know the good thing about booing and heckling President
@WilliamsRuto
at his premature 2027 campaigns is that police can’t teargas you or disperse you by firing live ammunition lest a stray hits the boss.
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Minimum 30 helicopters to be used tomorrow for a bunch of overpaid and underworked CS’s to dominate headlines. Probably 50billion to be wasted in a day full of PR.
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The greatest crime you can commit as a man is to retire broke. Bibi atakutesa ajab.
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How does a talentless guy with no choreography, vocals or stage-presence rack up so many sponsors? The gate-keeping in Kenya is crazy. I’m a Kikuyu and I don’t know one single song of his.
Boycott these corporates for promoting mediocrity.
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This is Consolata Wandia fondly known as Connie by her family and friends.
Connie 39, was a single mum of 1 boy now in form 1. She was working a sales person at JK Enterprise in Nakuru.
On the fateful night of 6th Feb, she went to visit her boyfriend for a sleepover at…
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After stealing money meant for stadiums, scamming Kenyans seeking greener pastures in the Gulf and embezzling Gatundu South CDF monies,
@HonMoses_Kuria
could afford medical care at the American Hospital in Dubai.
Today he’s yapping like a domesticated gibbon berating the very…
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To be honest, we have a huge problem in this country and unless things are brought under strict governance control, we are going to end up in a very bad place.
This is in Peponi road area. It is obvious that permits were given for construction where they shouldn’t have been. It…
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Hi ladies, my friend and I were violently attacked and robbed on Sunday while hiking at the Ngong Hills. This happened at 1pm.
Now, I understand that this has been ongoing and nothing is being done. They know the guy and even his MO.
I don’t want anyone to feel as helpless…
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I’ve never understood this phenomenon. My married peers or associates get access to more chics than me as a bachelor.
Now I see wamama have joined the fray.
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When RUTO was heckled in Nakuru, he said they were heckling Susan Kihika, they heckled him in Trans Nzoia, he said they were heckling Maurice Kakai Bisau, juzi tu he was mercilessly heckled in Meru by angry and hungry youths while chanting war songs, he said they were heckling…
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Frame 1: Adelle Onyango on her relationship with her mentor/mum Gina Din.
Frame 2: The sketchy male friendships Kenya has been breeding.
Crazy stuff. It’s not a coincidence that the Judiciary is now being controlled by women. There’s a reason why they have all the corporate…
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President William Ruto stayed in the US for 10+ days without SECURING a private meeting with the US President. The highest official to meet him was the Secretary of State, equivalent of CS Mutua.
The only significant business deal signed was the NBA partnership 🤦🏽♂️ .
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Ruto's Plan - A Get Rich Quick Scheme at the expense of Hustlers
@DavidNdii
has finally admitted that Ruto is implementing IMF's Structural Adjustment Programmes.
What are SAPs?
A structural adjustment is a set of economic reforms that a country must adhere to in order to…
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The Nairobi ExpressWay is a “private” or “public” road depending on the scam of the day.
When protestors destroy flower-vases, then Murkomen is ready to fork out 700m taxpayer’s money for minor repairs.
When they arbitrarily increase rates for no good reason, then the story…
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Kenya is not even a member of the Compact with Africa initiative founded by Germany that President
@WilliamsRuto
claims to be attending. It’s embarrassing when a head of state reduces himself to a gatecrasher/joyrider 🤦🏽♂️.
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We loved General Ogolla, not his son. Atuachishe umafi!
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MR BEAST IN KENYA
Content creator
#mrbeast
was in Kenya drilling boreholes in 100 schools across the country.
Also there’s a bishop from Naivasha called Abiud Masinde who has been accused by an American benefactor of stealing donor money meant to build a school.
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Two ladies tried out Gideon Moi’s Lord Errol restaurant in Runda and complained about the food portions despite the high cost of 5k/plate.
Maybe hidden gems is short for ripoffs?
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Numbers don’t lie.
Only 497 tugege’s are taking Zakayo seriously.
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Some guy on TikTok talks of the choreographed eviction of “nywele ngumu” from Eastleigh by ASAL thieves.
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Bro I’m starting to like
@scherargei
when he’s not talking about extending term-limits.
I’d seen the
@manguhighschool
plane but didn’t know it’s another
@kipmurkomen
SCAM.
He’s doing what Senators are supposed to; OVERSIGHT. Not like the BRAINLESS Mount Kenya Senators.
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NYAYO ESTATE DRAMA AGAIN….
Apparently this lady's son was stopped while riding a bike getting out of Nyayo Estate Gate A. Askaris wanted to know if it was his bike and whether he could prove it. The guy gets mad and calls Mama.
Mama shows up with her daughter in two different…
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THE RETARDED KENYATTAS:
On the right is a flooded section of Kahawa Sukari. But the entirety of Northlands (Sukari Ranch) is untouched by the floods.
Infact a new development (shaded in red) could be blocking water from flowing into the vast parcel of land, stolen from…
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Kenyan feminists won’t tell you this, but if you are in a healthy relationship, stay there. The streets are rough.
Mambo ni matatu. Utulie na uache mehemehe. Ama you leave your partner and get dished left-right-center (mdinyo wa mseto), ama Air BnB.
Chaguo ni lako.
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A distress call! Please inform anyone near Tola Dam next to Ngoingwa Githima side is about to spill and break.
Warn those on the spill way to evacuate.
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Disgusting feminists and women leaders will never fight for their fellow women being frustrated by the corrupt bastards at
@immigrationKE
led by Yamune Wanker
@JuliusKBitok
.
This lady is crying because of losing two jobs thanks to the corruption at Nyayo House.
And Bitok is…
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The political establishment is at pains to display any close ties or intimate proximity to the late General Francis Ogolla.
It’s not like they invited him and his family to their social events. Parties. Christenings. Weddings. Etc. (Or vice-versa).
All the photos are from…
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TBT: Monday 17th October 2022.
@HonAdenDuale
says
@WilliamsRuto
to deal with senior
@kdfinfo
officer accused of forcing
@WChebukati
to moderate presidential election via
@K24Tv
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