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Uzi wa kishua! Usiopauka!
Jishikie uzi wa kwako wa kiMurang'a kwa shillingi 2,500.
Agiza kupitia M-PESA;
PAY BILL: 700 201
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 665 800 2407
ACCOUNT NAME: UNO MSEAL LTD
⏩ Wasiliana na Kevin kupitia 0723 850 194 baada ya kuagiza.
@SportPesa
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31' | Offside
Gor Mahia are celebrating a goal here, the linesman's flag is raised, OFFSIDE!
Gor Mahia 0 - Murang'a SEAL 0
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We've been arrested here at Murang'a KCB Branch. Robbery attempt failed. Over to you Arocho in studio.
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Ati Admin umenyamaza.. wewe ushawahi sikia watu wanapanga robbery ya Bank waki-shout?
Kama uko na pesa KCB enda utoe before the Next weekend. Tushawa-wuon!
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Tumeingia Police station and let me tell you Maina
Anyway, here are the details for our next match...
Kenya Police x Murang'a SEAL
Kenyan Premier League
Sunday December 3, 2023
Police Sacco Stadium, Nairobi (South C)
1500HRS EAT
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Admin: Hallo KCB, Mbona hii pesa nilideposit last month haijazaana?
KCB: Hii ni bank, sio maternity.
Admin: Gui!
Sunday issa date, MSEAL FC vs KCB FC,
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Talk to us directly😒
What is the name of the most popular football club in your country?
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60' | Close!
Gor Mahia with a golden opportunity to open the scores, striker wao ana-head tu mahali kichwa yake imeangalia. Let off!
Gor Mahia 0 - Murang'a SEAL 0
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Ati Sisi Tufungwe na Watu huvaa Dera?! Dera Maina, DERA!!!! 🤣
Kesho Tupatane Mbaraki Mapemaaaaaa!
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22' | Handball
Gor Mahia player handles the ball, ref anajifanya kipofu.
Gor Mahia 0 - Murang'a SEAL 0
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90' | Defence
Hapa sasa ndio the spirit of Mau Mau in us comes to play. We defend with our lives. If we can't win, we can't lose!
Gor Mahia 0 - Murang'a SEAL 0
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92' | Stoppage
Ulinzi Stars keeper wasting time. Amka my friend, hapa hakuna nyama ya mkebe.
Murang'a SEAL 1️⃣-1️⃣ Ulinzi Stars
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12' | Goal!
Makosa inafanyika
The Bankers have the opening goal.
Murang'a Seal 0️⃣-1️⃣ KCB
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85' | Defence
Gor Mahia hawaezi tufunga wallai. Our keeper comes off his line to punch the ball but it lands to Boniface Omondi, the Gor attacker has time to pick where to place the ball but he chooses to place it OVER DI BAR!
Gor Mahia 0 - Murang'a SEAL 0
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47' | Goal!
The Bankers with another goal! Hizi ni gani sasa?
Murang'a Seal 0️⃣-2️⃣ KCB
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FULL-TIME
The centre referee saves us from any further trauma.
Kenya Police 2️⃣ - 0️⃣Murang'a SEAL
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It's HEIST Day!
⚽ | Murang'a SEAL 🆚 KCB
🏆 | Kenyan Premier League
📅 | Sunday, November 26, 2023
🏟️ | SportPesa Arena, Murang'a
⏰ | 3pm
🎟 | 100/=
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Stubborn Fact:
Gor Mahia has never beaten Murang'a Seal. 😎
Tupatane Saturday Kasarani.
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EVVVVVVVVVRRRRAAAAAAA.
Komboa ufe!
Samuel Semo delivers a fine-tuned free kick.
Murang'a SEAL 1️⃣ - 1️⃣ AFC Leopards
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Birthday Boy.
Titus Kapchanga turns a year older today. What special message do you have for him?
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Kesho watatuambia hiyo maji huwa ndani ya Coconut hutoka wapi.
Tupatane Mbaraki, USIKOSE!!!
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The ONLY team with a stadium without a track will be playing at home this weekend.
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67' | Update
Seems like we chose the wrong bank to raid, hawa safe zao zimekataa kufunguka.
Murang'a Seal 0️⃣-2️⃣ KCB
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20' | Water Break
Wanatudanganya twende water break halafu wanaanzisha ball tukiwa bado kwa touchline. Hiyo maji hatutaki, tutakunywa half time.
Bandari 0️⃣ - 0️⃣ Murang'a SEAL
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90 + 6' | Full Time
Game Finished. A point gained from a 'tough opponent.'
Na Wameanza Vita. Referee is under siege
Gor Mahia 0 - Murang'a SEAL 0
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You can't make this stuff up.
▪️Eric Naaman Balecho earns his maiden call up to the national team.
Make us proud BABAZ!!
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Welcome to the Seal Family CR7!
Mambo ya kale kateam mtaongea baadae😅
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Did we die?
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Ni sikukuu.
Samaki mkunje..? Njoo na msurebet wako.
⚽ | Gor Mahia 🆚 Murang'a SEAL
🏆 | Kenyan Premier League
📅 | Saturday November 11, 2023
🏟️ | Kasarani Stadium, Nairobi
⏰ | 4pm
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Game next mkuje wawili wawili. Hizi team moja moja tumelemea.
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On Wednesday, we face the 1998 League Champions, AFC Leopards at the SportPesa Arena.
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A matter of national security.
⚽ | Murang'a SEAL 🆚 Ulinzi Stars
🏆 | Kenyan Premier League
📅 | Saturday, December 9, 2023
🏟️ | SportPesa Arena, Murang'a
⏰ | 3pm
Karibuni St. Sebastian!
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89' | Gooooooaaall!!
Batts Awita opens our account here at KCB. Come on boys!
Save the admin
Murang'a Seal 1️⃣-2️⃣ KCB
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Wapi kiwanja ya hizo tittles basi😁
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🗞 | 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙐𝙉𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝙊𝙁𝙁𝙄𝘾𝙄𝙀𝙇𝙇𝙀
We have parted ways with Gabriel 'Kingi' Njoroge as head coach on mutual consent.
Dennis 'Wise' Okoth is at the helm on interim basis.
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90 + 5' | Full time
Hawa nao wamekuwa watamu si ati nini. Mechi safi
Nzoia is SEALED! THIS IS MURANG'AAAAA!!!!!!
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90 + 10' | War!
Ulinzi Stars bench have resorted to violence. Wameambiwa huku ni kwa Mau Mau so wakue sure na kitu wanataka kuanzisha. Wametulia.
Murang'a SEAL 1️⃣-1️⃣ Ulinzi Stars
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Hii November ndio kila mtu alizaliwa?
Cornelius Juma is a year older from today. What special message do you have for him?
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We have given you a headstart. Sunday robbery will be with no violence.
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HANDS UP TO THE REAL WARRIOR, REAL WARRIOR, REAL WARRIOR.
Batts Awita folds a year older today. What special message do you have for him.
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Wilson 'Pozze' Kamau is here.
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