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Very suspicious how I was leading until they started counting my opponent's votes. Please investigate.
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If you think fertilized eggs are people but refugee kids aren't, you're going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious.
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Only took a month for Musk to establish an apartheid government on Twitter.
Elon Musk says that Twitter will only allow Blue subscribers to vote in policy related polls after users voted for him to step down as head of the platform.
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Charles, a Koch brother in Wichita, said he was pleasantly surprised that his pay went up $26,923,076 a week. he said [that] will more than cover the cost of buying several more Paul Ryans.
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If you think fertilized eggs are people but women who've walked their kids 2,000 miles aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.
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I've been watching Fox News for 1 hour and I'm convinced that President Hillary Clinton is about to be impeached for giving me Mesothelioma.
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If you think fertilized eggs are people but people brought to this country as kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.
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The guys who want to let you die of an ectopic pregnancy insist that you be civil.
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Usually when you humiliate Ted Cruz this throughly, he ends up endorsing you for president.
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We're closer to a nuclear war than we've been in 55 years because guys wanted to jail a woman for using email.
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I grew up in a working class family where my entire family had to share one eyeliner.
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The only person in jail for Russian election hacking is the American who tried to tell us about it.
Reality Winner, former U.S. intelligence specialist accused of leaking report on Russian election hacking, to change her plea to guilty.
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There's a decent chance Republicans start a civil war if Trump is imprisoned. But there's also a decent chance they'll start a civil war if Fritos does a brand deal with RuPaul.
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What's the argument for sending every American a check but not a ballot?.
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After watching Fox News for 54 minutes, I'm convinced that Hillary Clinton is about to be impeached.
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Because he was born rich, Jared Kushner has been able to update his financial disclosures more than 40 times. Because you were poor, Republicans would take away your food stamps or health insurance if your forms are wrong once.
Whoops! Jared Kushner Made Even More Mistakes in His Federal Filings (@elliottjustin / ProPublica).
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If Chelsea Clinton's husband's family scored about a billion dollars in loans while he was working in the White House, the New York Times would invent new font sizes.
Kushner Cos. gets about $800 million in federally backed debt to buy apartments in Maryland and Virginia, the company’s biggest purchase in a decade
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My favorite thing is when the conservatives who scream about supporting the troops and are mad that people protest the police then insist that they need guns because they may need to kill all the troops and police.
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Mitch McConnell stole a Supreme Court seat. He blocked a bipartisan response to Russia. Now he's uninsuring 23 million in secret.
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I love that this all hinges on the us believing that a son whose entire life is a plea for his dad's attention didn't tell his dad the most interesting thing happening in his entire existence.
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Congratulations to everyone who got us closer to nuclear war than we've been in decades because they didn't like how a woman used email.
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When you're born rich, your daddy never lets you fail & the system is rigged for you to succeed, losing feels like a conspiracy against you.
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I miss a week ago when I thought the sickest thing Republicans wanted to do to 14 year olds was uninsure them.
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Blown away by the awesome steps Elon and Linda are taking to combat antisemitism here
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We need to come to terms with the fact that a 73 year old man wearing clown makeup bursting into tears whenever a woman asks him a hard question is what passes as strength for 44% of the electorate.
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Remember when people were saying that Clinton had to shut down a foundation that buys kids AIDS drugs before she became president?
Ivanka Trump has been granted seven new trademarks in China for items including kitchenware, furniture and cosmetics -- raising conflict of interest concerns
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Mitch McConnell stole a Supreme Court seat. He blocked a bipartisan response to Russian hacking. He's still coming for your health insurance.
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Putin: We didn't hack you. Trump: Say no more!. Obama: Here's my long-form birth certificate. Trump: I need to see the birth canal.
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REMINDER: Joe Biden is the only American vice president in the last 15 years who hasn't shot a friend in the face.
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Mattis cleverly concealed his critiques of Trump for several days by encrypting them in complete sentences.
Amazing. “One aide said although Trump had already seen the resignation letter when he praised Mattis, the president did not understand just how forceful a rejection of his strategy Mattis had issued.”
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Let this be a lesson to terrorists everywhere. Strike at us and our president will publicize your actions, whine a bit and then go golf.
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So thrilled that Trump wants my doctor to be able to say "Merry Christmas" when he tells me that my cancer treatment has been rejected.
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I've been waiting for 7 years for Obama to take my gun and all I got was a job, health insurance and marriage equality.
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A 32-year-old woman is resigning for Congress admitting to inappropriate affairs after revenge porn was posted on a right-wing blog. A president almost twice her age accused by more than 5 dozen women of sexual misconduct still in office and is still assailing women's rights.
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I only want to pay for the nuclear weapons my family is personally going to use.
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Kim Jong Un, Trump's hero, reportedly has more than 50,000 Christians in concentration camps, which is something to keep in mind the next time a Republican gets upset by you saying "Happy Holidays.".
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It is perfectly American that there's more accountability for taking a vacation than for inciting a deadly insurrection.
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Republicans have taken significantly more action to keep birth control out of the "wrong" hands than guns. That's what they worry about.
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NOTE TO TAXPAYERS: Next time, elect a taxpayer.
Trump’s first month travel expenses cost taxpayers just about what Obama spent in a year
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Tell them to refresh their browser.
Trump supporters do not see Joe Biden as their President.
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Finally can yell “MERRY CHRISTMAS” at the kids I’m uninsuring. Never felt so Christian.
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I have the controversial opinion that California and New York should play a larger roll in picking our president than Vladimir Putin.
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Charles, a Koch brother in Wichita, said he was pleasantly surprised that his pay went up $26,923,076 a week. he said [that] will more than cover the cost of buying several more Paul Ryans.
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If you think fertilized eggs are children but fourteen year olds adults, you're going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious.
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At some point it will sink in that Bernie Sanders appeals to young voters by offering them the things Baby Boomers took for granted -- living wage, reliable health care, essentially free college -- and the radical thing is that almost everyone else isn't.
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I'd like to remind you that the president of the United State has his charity shut down this month for a “shocking pattern of illegality.". And that's not even what he's being impeached for.
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I do love the idea that the Bible is hazy about whether you should rip kids from their parents but perfectly clear about the horrors of baking gay people cake.
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Sucks to win popular vote but be denied power by a tiny group of freaks who mostly represent land, right?.
Kevin McCarthy responds to Speakership chaos: "How do you allow four percent of the conference to do this to the entire country?"
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It’s not fair to say that the GOP is only apathetic about gun violence. 4,000 Americans died of the flu last week and they want to gut the CDC and health care in general. They’re cool with all kinds of dying.
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If you talk to the people who escaped Nazi Germany they often say their big regret was not being nicer to government officials defending unspeakable crimes who were eating dinner.
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It's almost heartwarming to watch the "Fuck your feelings" crowd become the "Don't doxx the guy who spreads antisemitic memes" support group.
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Ron DeSantis to rush back to Florida to make sure no one teaches why this happened.
A white man killed three Black people at a Jacksonville Dollar General store using a Glock handgun and an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle with at least one of the firearms painted with a swastika, Sheriff T.K. Waters said.
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After a mass shooting we must know if the shooter is white so Republicans can decide if we should do everything to prevent it, or nothing.
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If you think fertilized eggs are people but refugee kids are someone else's problem, you're going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious.
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I still love that Trump's defense all hinges on someone believing that a son whose entire life is a sad plea for his dad's attention didn't tell his dad the only interesting thing that happened to him in his entire life.
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Paul Ryan congratulating himself for retiring at 48 for creating a deficit he hopes will keep you working until you're 84 is the most Paul Ryan thing possible.
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Democrats didn't raise hell about Merrick Garland because they figured the election would solve it. Democrats didn't raise hell about Russian interference because they figured the election will solve it. Democrats won't impeach because they figure the election will solve it.
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Imagine believing that everyone having health care is tyranny but tanks in the street is a celebration of freedom.
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Imagine thinking climate change is a hoax and Trump is really a Christian.
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Don't thank God. Thank black voters.
BREAKING: Democrat Doug Jones wins election as U.S. senator from Alabama. @AP race call at 10:23 p.m. EST. #AlabamaElection #APracecall.
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I remember when "20 six and seven year olds were actually slaughtered and their mourning parents shouldn't be tortured by freaks" wasn't a "left-leaning" poisition.
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Susan Collins tombstone should say: I'd been assured by Mitch McConnell that I'd live forever.
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Fox News: What the hell makes those Parkland kids experts on anything but puberty? Up next, Fabio explains the world's 6th largest economy.
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Right now Biden's margin of victory in WI, MI, PA, GA and AZ is 205,050. Or three times Trump's "landslide" in 2016.
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GOP, 2009-2016: WE MUST DEFEAT THE SHARIA LAW!. GOP, 2018: HOW DARE YOU NOT RESPECT KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA?.
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Explain why we needed 7 Benghazi committees for the tragic loss of 4 American lives and not 1 Congressional investigation of the tragic reported loss of 4,635 American lives in Puerto Rico.
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Republican rules of civility are very clear. You can only attack a child if she is trying to save the planet or doesn't want to be gunned down at school.
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If you ever see Neil Gorsuch be sure to say. "Hi, Merrick Garland!". He'll say, "I'm not Merrick Garland.". And you say, "You should be!".
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W. screwed up royally during Katrina but at least he didn't make a speech about how rich people need lower taxes WHILE IT WAS STILL RAINING.
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It's hard to think of a more Republican response to a Republican failure to protect us from a pandemic that to block the streets so an ambulance can't get through during a plague.
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Reminder: Trump's response to the worst massacre of Jews in American history was to move his immigration policies closer to what the killer wanted.
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I mean, who are you supposed to believe -- a woman who risked everything to expose the worst moment of her a life or the guy who spent the last week lying to the Senate?.
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The guys who are still, six years later, trying to invent a reason why 7 committees had to investigate Benghazi would like you to know that an investigation that's yielded indictments and 5 guilty pleas is a huge waste of time.
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If you think fertilized eggs are people but refugee kids aren't, you're going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious.
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If you actually want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, sex education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.
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The guy whose charity was shut down for illegal activity, settled a fraud case for $25 million before taking office and is suing to make sure taxpayers never find out who pays him and if he pays any taxes does't get to pretend to care about corruption. Thanks.
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Sucks to be the only country in the world with video games.
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The president is crying on the internet again.
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Imagine being the asshole selling this book this weekend
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I've been waiting for 7 years for Obama to take my gun and all I got was a job, health insurance and marriage equality.
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A bunch of guys who want to force you to have your rapist's baby can't stand the tyranny of Arby's dining room being closed for three weeks.
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There's only one way to properly honor John Lewis and that's to fully restore the Voting Rights Act he risked his life to achieve.
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Biden is making it as easy to get a Covid-19 vaccine as Trump did to get Covid-19.
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Trump to appoint dingo to watch baby.
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Congratulations to everyone who had "ONE" for how many black presidents it would take to get white evangelicals to endorse baby stealing.
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Donald Trump's campaign is basically arguing that Joe Biden is doing a terrible job of running Donald Trump's presidency.
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If you think fertilized eggs are children but fourteen year olds are a hot date, stop pretending your concerns are religious.
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Joe Biden has to hurry up and commit fraud, rape, espionage, and insurrection quickly so The New York Times will think he's fit to stay in the race.
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I don’t know how to describe the last 15 years other than to say most Republicans revealed that they would rather have a white king than a Black president.
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This is the future liberals want
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Guys, the guy who won't accept a ratings loss isn't going to accept a real loss.
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I wish John McCain well and I wish everyone had John McCain's health insurance.
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Just a reminder that only two people were killed in the Kenosha Protests after the shooting of Jacob Blake. And they were both killed by the 17 year old kid who claimed he was there to protect the community.
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I remind myself that in 2008 Republicans felt as bad as I do now. But I fear the end of democracy. They feared poor people getting insurance.
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Burning taxpayer money to send troops to a fake crisis right before an election is a reminder why it's a good idea to elect a president who pays taxes.
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So Nazis are bummed that we're removing Confederate statues?. This is what happens when we give losers of wars participation awards.
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Oh, hey. That's Blake Farenthold who voted against relief for the states hit by Superstorm Sandy.
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