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I'd Rather Die Young is availble to stream everywhere now! If you listen I hope you like it ❤️ as it is very special to me. thank u ❤️
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i love this part of summer when everyone goes insane
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perhaps unrelated but this is how the icelandic bartender who fell in love with me in reykjavik talks to me
Once I asked a French guy at a music festival in Paris for hit of his joint and he said "No. I am, uh, selfish."
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i have to invent a new way to wear jeans or i will die. small shirt big pants isn’t working anymore. small shirt small pants been out for years now. same with big shirt small pants. big shirt big pants is ok but we can do better. THINK shelly THINK
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i like when cats walk around like they have stuff to do
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this side table is a quirked up shorty, not cunty…really dk how you could make this mistake
him: you better not be a cunty side table when i get there
me:
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ungrateful frog. miss piggy would kill for you
Phones sure have changed a lot over the years! One thing that'll never change? How much
@MissPiggy
calls me on them. Sheesh!
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remember how caroline calloway had a book deal then never wrote the book and had a viral article written about it and then she got another book deal and probably won’t write that book either
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when i was cutting my own hair and doing chloe ting every day during quarantine
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asked the guy at benihana to tell me the name of the girl he loves when he turned the rice into a heart and he said “benihana”
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i’m convinced everyone in my building has never done laundry in their lives before moving here
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in case there's any confusion about who's in danger in bathrooms. certainly not the girls who just killed a kid
A nonbinary student (Nex) and a trans student were attacked by a group of girls in a bathroom at a school in Oklahoma, where the governor recently signed an anti-trans bathroom bill into law. The school didn't call an ambulance + suspended Nex for 2 weeks. They died the next day.
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@Srirachachau
actuallyyyyyyy the best scene in the movie was when the road runner was stomping and dancing at the end
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whenever my cat sighs i'm like oh i'm sorry????? is something BOTHERING your unemployed ass????
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ah, hilary clinton and jimmy fallon, the two people i'm most willing to listen to
When asked about US voters upset with the choice between Joe Biden and Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton says:
"Get over yourself. Those are the two choices."
Really glad to see she's learned lessons from her 2016 defeat then!
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i’ve been watching an acquaintance go from being a hardcore tarot believer to a hardcore pro-life reformed christian and no disrespect to them but it’s honestly so scary to witness
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seems like a pretty huge oversight for biweekly to mean either twice a week or every other week
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i need to know what every cartoon beer tastes like. i've tried duff it was chill. i need to taste an alamo beer. i need to smoke a laramie cigarette
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i love the big red boots and here’s why. i enjoy the idea of dressing up like you are from a playstation 1 video game. anyone who says you can’t practically wear the boots has no imagination or sense of wonder
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i am TIRED!!!!!!!!! of TIME making me BOLDER AND CHILDREN GETTING OLDER!!!!! i do not need the reminder i’m getting older too
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asked my parents if they could get this for me and they said no :( some time later a mean girl at school showed me not only did she own this but she did not keep good care of it, which taught me a great life lesson i could not identify at the time
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houdini here got out of her cone. we had to find another solution
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looney tunes wiki claiming daffy duck and bugs bunny are best friends is one of the craziest things i've ever read lmao. daffy hates bugs. bugs doesn't think about daffy at all
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it really is insane universities think 18-23 year olds will shut up if you try to violently shut them up. it’s like they’ve never interacted with an 18-23 year old before. worst demographic to try and violently shut up imo!
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here are a list of people they should let you have as skins in fortnite:
-kermit the frog
-chief wiggum
-squidward
-entire cast of seinfeld
-the slim jim guy like in dave mirra bmx 2
-cast of riverdale
-pyramid head (obviously)
-the cast of the office (for the normies)
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we should get a couple billionaires to get in another submarine to find the first one. and then a couple more billionaires to find THAT submarine, etc etc
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homer simpson and ned flanders
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if you dislike bugs you should unlearn that because it’s kind of embarrassing to scream in fear when you witness the creation of the divine
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just saw oppenheimer. we HAVE to bring back smoking indoors
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@ZeroSuitCamus
every single docuseries can make its points much more effectively in 90-120 minutes
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is this the white guy who tried to become asian
U.S. Air Force officer who set himself on fire and died while screaming “Free Palestine” used PRONOUNS on his LinkedIn bio and affiliated with far-left Antifa groups.
Aaron Bushnell used He/Him pronouns and shouted about Genocide as he set himself on fire.
H/T
@MrAndyNgo
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when my dad called to tell me the family dog died he said "don't cry, he's in heaven now...and i bet he can probably talk"
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when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
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everybody’s getting mad at me because i keep referring to drake as “the guy from the drake memes”
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whenever a white girl has a weird relationship with her mom it's really scary. whenever an asian girl has a weird relationship with her mom it's inspiring
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going on the harry potter ride but shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows i don't support jk rowling
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i love him…..
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i fully love the idea of two prostitutes running around a 5 star hotel throwing a wrench in everyone’s vacations for a week. sexy lil gremlins
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why bring homer into this
Google search warriors having a very normal day on Twitter today
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i hope the private quote retweets of this are people performing dark magic to strike me dead within the fortnight
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the final destination movies are straight up rock and roll. they just don't do it like they used to anymore. anything that tries to emulate what we had is corporate pop at best
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todays my birthday and i’m going to spend it finishing this cardigan. here’s to 22
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it sucks so bad grimes let the richest and possibly dumbest man in the world breed her and broke his brain so bad he ruined the best site on the internet and now it’s not cool for me to listen to her music. grimes you ruined my fun in sk many ways i hate you
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reading this book of life stories my grandma wrote and in it she admits she doesn’t know what negative numbers are and doesn’t accept them as a concept
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if marge ever said this to me i'd kill myself immediately
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that's so funny they made marge simpson look like a lowkey antivaxxer crystal girlie who was really into blink 182 in 2008
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my friends help me move because they love me. and i help my friends move because i love them and i’m really strong
As an adult, don’t ask your friends to help you move.
Hire movers, save a friendship.
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i can’t get the part of perfect days when the sister is like “is it true you’re a toilet washer?” and starts crying meanwhile the guys just like “ya.” some people will never get it in this life…
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hey just so you guys know my ex mormon cousin i haven’t seen in six years who crashed at my house last night because he had an overnight layover in LAX is socialist now. and his dad/my uncle was at the january 6th riots
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people who have seen don’t worry darling to they ever explain the rumbling that happened at one point. like the earthquake
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i liked i'm thinking of ending things before i started reading antkind but rewatching it i like it even more now. that guy's thinking about himself so much....
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people moving over to mastodon unironically is so funny. awwwww does somebody need their widdle scweentime fix? does the widdle baby need their daiwy posts? grow up
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all female reboot of donnie darko called bonnie barko
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i’m plugging sorry sorry!!! i’m plugging!!! this year i got to see my name on two theater screens and it is awesome
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employing a cowboy attitude where something terrible happens and you just kinda look at it and go "okay." spend a few years in jail get out and be like "well i'm back." everything's different you're like "everything's different now i guess." no one looks at you and you have a gun
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you're going to die alone and uncared for. no one's going to remember who you were, and the world will be better off for that
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i lowkey assume anyone generally addressing “leftists” at this point is just a stupid ass. i don’t even know what that means anymore lol. like right now my political ideology is just stop killing innocent people
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yucky bangs face reveal. as well, my sweatshirt from mormon girls camp 2011
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have you ever just sat on your couch on a saturday. heaven on earth
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once again…i knitted this. this time this design came directly from my head and i just sort of guessed what to do
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scared of what kind of wellness woo woo girly i’m at risk of becoming now that i’ve discovered eating enough protein and calories for my size has almost instantaneously cured my depression
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i didn’t like it when the sun set past 8pm and i don’t like it when the sun sets before 8pm. and i’ll tell you why. it’s because i’ll never be satisfied
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L + ratio + dated a 17 year old + made bee movie + most boring character in seinfeld (show named after you) + old
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people."
“It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”
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the other week i met a very nice fellow who writes for the good doctor and i asked “have you guys ever thought about making him a bad doctor” and he sighed and said “yes….a couple times”
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could you imagine typing the words “this isn’t to shade MLK” and then thinking whatever you have to say after that is reasonable and valid
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watching banshees of inisherin. they’re talking like the damn cranberries over there
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if i lived in the fortnite world i’d be so scared every day….id be crying
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you asked for it….my single The Far Side is releasing october 30…presave from the link in my bio!! 🐣
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