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pop culture crisis at @timcast i only think about fashion and death

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mary morgan
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mary ranked 136th among girl’s names in the US last year💔
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you can judge the health of any society based on the popularity of the name mary.
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mary morgan
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oh she’s a fan!
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mary morgan
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crunchy girls telling their followers not to wear sunscreen is female intrasexual competition.
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mary morgan
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just learned about “grandma showers.” her daughter/daughter-in-law gets pregnant… but they throw grandma a party, just for HER! gifts and everything. peak boomer entitlement.
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mary morgan
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correct and celebrating ugliness is a tell that you’re a leftist. if you think this is “cute” something is severely wrong with you
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hating on labubus is USUALLY a dog whistle that u lowkey have conservative values / revere heteronormativity.
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oh but i bet it’s the owner’s fault again, right?.
@DailyMail
Daily Mail
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Ohio mom forced to watch as family's 'aggressive' pit bull killed one-year-old toddler
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this is retarded.
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Barbie is launching its first doll with Type 1 diabetes, Mattel announces. The doll will sport a glucose monitor and insulin pump.
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mark my words china has programmed these things to detonate like the pager bombs in ten years
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japan has perfected mass-marketed cuteness, and when china attempts to do the same they create a MONSTROSITY. i swear these things are embedded with surveillance technology. i do not trust it
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mary morgan
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fork found in kitchen.
@GlobalUpdates24
Global UPDATES
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🇻🇦 BREAKING –. Pope Leo XIV says, "Marriage is only possible between a man and a woman"
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coffee dates are recession indicators.
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you are a psychopath
@TheOmniLiberal
Destiny | Steven Bonnell II
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I heard God killed those kids because they were using @NordVPN (promo code: Destiny) to get around the Texas porn ban. :(.
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mary morgan
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not to be dramatic here, but the goal of cancelling someone has always been “keep going until they commit suicide.”.
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the girl didn’t kill anyone. years ago she said her eyes look “chinky” when she smiles. now she has lost her friends, hundreds of thousands of followers, and brands have cut ties. i’m confused. i thought we had collectively moved on from this behavior. this feels extremely.
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Pop Crave
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Cierra Ortega has left #LoveIslandUSA following backlash.
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mary morgan
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fertility awareness became astrology for right wing women.
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the reaction to this is so strange. acting feminine ≠ acting childish and hypersexual.
@itsme_urstruly
Wholesome Side of 𝕏
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Rizz em with the tism! 👌
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mary morgan
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let this be the the last pride month in recorded history🙏🏻
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mary morgan
19 days
ALERT president trump immediately, i have it on good authority that iran’s top secret nuclear facilities are located in the pic below
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mary morgan
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i cannot describe the disgust i feel right now.
@cosmic_marvel
Cosmic Marvel
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Pedro Pascal for Vanity Fair. (via solvesundsbostudio | IG)
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