My beloved Charles Grodin was a fabulous friend to moi onscreen and off. Debonair, handsome, talented, charming – and great taste! I’ll miss him dearly.
Raquel Welch was one of the most wonderful people I’ve ever worked with. Performing a duet with her on The Muppet Show helped moi become the W-O-M-A-N I am today! We’ll never forget vous, Raquel!
It's nearly March, which means it's time to start busting out the Spring colors! Say ta-ta to drab winter wear and bonjour to stylish pastels, neons, and florals!
Happy
#InternationalWomensDay
to the incredible, divine, supremely talented, dazzling, and stunning ladies out there who make this world go round! Moi is so proud of each and every one of vous!
Tony Bennett was as lovely as he was talented. Tony was a simply fabulous performer who moi was deeply honored to duet with several times. I’ll miss his wonderful voice, his marvelous smile, and his unforgettable charm.
FINALLY! 2019 has been declared
#YearOfThePig
. Can vous believe it... a whole year all about moi!! To celebrate, here's a moi for every month just for vous. Kissy, kissy!
Good luck to all the immensely talented nominees at
#TheOscars
tonight! I do wish I could be there with you... and if any winners feel the same way, feel free to swing by my place afterwards and let me hold your little gold guy!
Moi knows the
#ValentinesDay
can be difficult for some, but remember: There's no reason vous cannot treat yourself like the queen you are! Buy yourself jewelry! Take yourself out to a nice dinner! Trust moi: You are WORTH IT, sweetie!
The holidays are all about getting together with the people you care about. Unfortunately, sometimes you also have to get together with the weird people THEY care about too.
Today is the 30th anniversary of The Muppet Christmas Carol! I'll be celebrating by watching the fabulous film, and you should too! (And rewatch moi's scenes more than once if you want the best experience.)
Self-care is extremely important. To be clear, that means taking care OF yourself, not caring ONLY ABOUT yourself. Took moi years to figure that out...
Merry Christmas! I hope vous received everything you could've ever hoped for. As for moi? Well, I'm still waiting for
@ChrisEvans
to show up in a Santa suit for my wishlist to be totally complete.
Many of my adoring fans have asked if I'll be changing my look this year. On the one hand: Why would anyone mess with perfection? On the other hand, only moi can improve on perfection, so make that a "maybe."
Remember that a diva must NEVER be called lazy! Instead of calling it a "lazy Sunday," moi recommends a "lovely Sunday spent reconnecting with old friends" – even if those old friends are on TV.
On
#ValentinesDay
, self-love is just as important as any other kind of love. And if loving yourself means buying yourself a dozen cases of bonbons and watching romcoms all day — vous are just like moi!
Moi's annual holiday gift to vous: The Muppet Christmas Carol! Coincidentally, the film was released in theaters on this day in 1992. Can you believe it?!
Once a diva, always a diva. There's simply no going back once you've experienced doting entourages, lavish limousines, or all-u-can-spend credit cards!
Today is the anniversary to my big screen debut, The Muppet Movie! Never before and never again has a film been so dazzling – except all the other ones I starred in, of course.
If one is hanging out with Janice, be prepared to look at the sky. A lot. Sure, sometimes the clouds DO look like a peace sign, but my neck hurts from staring so long!!
I know many of vous are dreading waking up early tomorrow morning, so here's my fool-proof way to handle it: DON'T! Turn off your alarm and pretend you were stuck in traffic. Works every time – at least for moi!
August is practically over and September is nearly here! Vous know what that means? Time to break out the Autumn wardrobe... Or better yet buy yourself a brand new one!
To all of my adoring fans: I hope vous have a simply stunning weekend! If you're anything like moi, you'll be lounging beside the pool working on your tan and absolutely nothing else.
This time of year, many of vous are watching The Muppet Christmas Carol. I know my adoring fans are wondering, and if you skip to 53:35, you'll skip all the boring stuff and get right to moi!
Moi is officially one step closer to royalty! It was an unbelievable honor to attend the
#CoronationConcert
for King Charles III with
@KermittheFrog
. Call moi about that Dame convo we were having,
@hughbon
!
Have you ever found yourself saying, "I shouldn't buy that. When would I have an excuse to wear it?" Take it from moi: Buy it and wear it whenever and wherever you want! Who needs an excuse to look fabulous?!
A diva must be able to fit everything she needs into a single suitcase.
...And everything she WANTS into at least a dozen travel trunks, carried around by her doting entourage.
Some people may encourage vous to walk a mile in someone else's shoes, but not moi. Diva's shoes are simply not meant for such wear and tear! Instead, ride a few miles in someone else's car with the AC on!
As a trendsetting diva, I'm often asked how late is TOO fashionably late. There's no such thing. Show up two hours after something ended! If you're truly important, they'll start it back up for vous.
Happy
#ValentinesDay
, my lovely followers! Take time for self-love – watch your favorite romcom, buy a new outfit, get a full body massage... or, be like moi and do it all at the same time!
Happy Birthday to moi's best frenemy (a MAJOR compliment)
@RWitherspoon
! Love vous, Reese! Let's get together for brunch. Or dinner. Or just desserts. Kissy, kissy!
I've been searching for years to find an artist to paint an official portrait of moi – and vous have truly captured moi's impeccable beauty!! And I didn't even have to pay you!
Divas like moi thrive on the adoration of fans, but we can't look too desperate for it. A pair of sunglasses are the perfect accessory for when you want to look like you don't want to be recognized, but actually do!
Some people are satisfied with simply dressing to the nines – not moi! My entire wardrobe is at least a ten. Do vous expect moi to settle for anything less?!
Summer is the perfect time to make daring fashion choices! Just try not to be TOO bold –– the last thing you want is for someone to tell you "I know what you wore last summer."
Moi is always in tune to the demands of modern fashion. As soon as I saw
@MileyCyrus
rocking this look, I thought, "When did she get that out of my closet?!" History will decide who was more iconic wearing it: Miley at the VMAs or moi on The Muppets series from 2015.
#DisneyPlus
Happy anniversary to The Muppet Christmas Carol! I absolutely loved making this movie... You wouldn't believe how many Christmas cookies I could hide under that costume.
#DianaRigg
was a star. She possessed undeniable talent, incredible presence, and a fashion sense equal to mine! I will always remember the fun, laughter, and joy moi shared with my dearest Lady Holiday.
As we approach spring fashion season, remember moi's advice: A bold pattern will always make a statement. It's up to vous to make sure that statement isn't "Why the heck is she wearing that?!"
I don't get Halloween. I know, I know, it's fun and exciting... but why do you need a special holiday to dress up in extravagant costumes and eat all the candy you want? Moi does that every day!!
When living in Hollywood, one must make sure to be gracious, generous, and tip well. You never know who might become head of a studio or a voting member of
@TheAcademy
!
Some say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend,” but those folks clearly never met Carol Channing! Legend, star, friend, and one-of-a-kind inspiration to us all. Kissy, kissy dear Carol!
Is there any better song to rock out to this time of year than
@MariahCarey
's "All I Want for Christmas is You"? Mariah, I think you should change the title to "All Moi Wants for Christmas is Vous" and do it as a duet... with yours truly! How's that for diva-tastic!?!