Zucca Xerfantes
@xerfantes
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Armchair philosopher, fantasy writer, Forever GM, sane furry, cultural curator and reluctant political commentator. Too spicy for minors, 18+ only please.
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It is my great and humble pleasure to invite you to high adventure and fantastic voyages!
Journey across the omniverse aboard the Cryok and witness a group of people doing their best with the tools at their disposal, seeking to put right what once went wrong!
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@GubbWerks
I've got a triplegic friend. One arm works fine, other one only sorta works.
He plays a monk, because it's his fantasy to be someone with full command of his limbs, by his own admission.
He finds this debate really stupid. Says that he doesn't mind if there's rules for stuff
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@BrandNew_Mary
Thrift stores, yo. Consignment sales.
I own Band of Brothers and it cost me five bucks.
I own Star Trek TNG and it cost me ten.
Resourcefulness is a teachable skill.
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@Official_Ogiis
Reliance on friends you made along the way because you're not a Mary Sue who don't need no one else is better storytelling, hands down.
I don't know what GOAT means, but Korra ain't it.
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@retneysholocron
Uhhh....
Sorry, but 'coolness' for me has to be earned. My dude tries to run over a pedestrian with a freaking TIE Interceptor rather than using those rapid-fire laser cannons to cook the sand around Kathleen Kenn-I mean Rey.
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@PlumSt_Girls
@GubbWerks
That's not the issue. It's not even the staggering impracticality of it.
And you can homebrew whatever you want!
It's when people glom themselves onto this topic and start caterwauling in order to gain social brownie points by expressing utterly unearned righteous
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@ScriptTrooper
This was the miserable writers projecting their own miserable experiences onto the screen so that everyone knows how miserable they are.
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@beywonderous
You're the kind of person for whom the 'Don't tilt the giant, heavy, could-squash-you vending machine on top of you' signs were made for.
Don't gotta drink poison to know it'll kill you.
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@notchrisvolpe
You heard it here first, folks! If you own or rent a car, YOU'RE RICH!
Go fly a kite, you great oaf.
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@GodotIsW8ing4U
This is what I refer to as organic comedy.
All the Whedonisms in the sequels is just so... forced. Artificial.
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@Stone_tossers
It's a pedophile, right? Because the hole piece it's reaming is so much smaller.
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@DelusionPosting
She drew MLP porn.
Just thought y'all should know.
If I had a nickel for every time a porn-illustrating trans brony went on a killing spree, I'd have three nickels. That's not a lot, but it's still weird it happened three times.
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@PlumSt_Girls
@GubbWerks
Hah, no.
Try reading sometime. It's a good habit, friend.
The issue isn't the wheelchair itself. It isn't even the staggering impracticality thereof in a dungeon setting.
People can homebrew whatever the hell they like No skin off the rest of our bones. We don't have to
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@chrononaught
@GubbWerks
That’s not at all the stickling point.
It’s the rampant virtue signaling by people who don’t have a dog in the fight, all of whom wanna soak up that tasty, unearned, righteous indignation.
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@RachelLeishman
Then everyone else in Hollywood should be fired too.
Because they've said *far* worse on Twitter.
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@jaz2kX
@JeanGen09181213
My God... I've never seen a ratio this severe! Not one like!
My dear Michoacan engineer... gaming *was* our hobby, where we introverted few could enjoy ourselves in our own spaces.
Then you, who bullied us into submission in every other facet of our lives, followed us in when
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@WeHearPodcast
I live in San Antonio.
I've been to the border.
I've seen the flood of people.
You're not fooling anyone.
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@ReduxxMag
That's it.
That's just... that's it. I'm done.
We try to keep discourse civil and when we say that this phrase is foundationally nonsense, we're told that we're bigots.
We're not bigots. We're just not playing along with the delusion.
We don't want you erased. We want you
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@mktoon
You heard it here first, folks! Not wanting to have hamfisted politics shoved down your throat is tantamount to being afraid of living demigods who can obliterate a city with a thought.
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@TheAntifaTurtle
“Companies can afford to be shoplifted from!”
I guess that’s why Wal-Mart and all the other Big Box stores are closing down in Dem-run cities, eh?
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@kaizocrazy
This is what happens when you over-sex a society and push sex on younger and younger generations.
Platonic friendship was already virtually inconceivable on places such as Tumblr back in its day.
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@Fenrirtheicewo1
The whole short can be seen here, and IT IS AMAZING.
Excellent advice all around. You'll learn more watching this short than the entire length and breadth of Elementary and High School these days.
Spread this around! People need to know.
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@TheNerdWASuit
No.
No, I don't ever notice it.
Because it's not being done out of 'love for art'.
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@GalacticaDrama1
My brother in Christ, if every character that got skewered was male and shrugged it off, we'd still be scratching our heads bald.
Darth Scion held himself together through sheer force of will and *spite*. The development poured into him outclasses the inquisitor chick by
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@willsgardevoir
Leftists exist in a state of perpetual aloofness.
They believe they are the apex of civilization but they couldn't be more wrong. They're the reason civilizations fall.
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@Official_Ogiis
Mastered the four elements before she was even discovered.
Screws up massively all the time, yet is treated as being victorious and/or correct.
Kills the Avatar cycle.
If she's not a Mary Sue, she's still an awful character.
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@Network_Synth
Once again, the Left can't make fun of the Right without accidentally making them look frikken awesome.
Depict a utopian, clean society where, far in the future, multi-racial couples are still a thing and guilt-free combat against unattractive man-eating insects is the road to
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@WomenPostingLs
He's unfaithful.
No. That's a big L.
Or a Psy-Op to poison the well of traditionalism.
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@hellopugh
Your ignorance of media notwithstanding, there are numerous examples thereof.
One of my personal favorites...
... Leeloo, the Supreme Being, the Ultimate Warrior.
Takes out a whole room of heavily armed aliens with only her mitts and is a redhead to boot.
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@Aladoofs
She-Hulk: Attorney at Law was about the showrunner airing out her midlife crisis and putting her personal grievances out there for all the world to see.
Deadpool was about a fourth wall breaking comic character's antics.
These things are not the same and I don't need a
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@NewsM101
@MattWalshBlog
The autistic doctor was browbeaten into submission by the end, but he spoke the truth before they forced their view on him.
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@ChristianPunsOG
God doesn't send us to Hell.
We send ourselves there and God is desperately trying to keep us from doing so.
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@FilmsFallout
Minutemen. Grassroots people who aren't against technology, but aren't technocratic, make it their business to help people, no matter if they're robots or ghouls and are willing to sacrifice themselves to save civilians.
Brotherhood are stuck in a rut and unwilling to accept the
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@KathAntonio7
In the OG, the only thing Sam can think of that he'd be tempted by would be to be really good gardener, but when he remembered he's already a really good gardener, both he and the Ring realized it had nothing it could offer him that he didn't already feel he possessed.
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@ScriptTrooper
Figured they'd take after the books and have Han and Leia be committed still rather than twisted into totems for the producer's daddy issues.
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@CalpainEqD
Like Discord, they would probably be rehabilitated after cooling their jets in stone.
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@AtheistTakes
@ThePaddedMeowth
Science would be dead if not for the Christians who nurtured it along.
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@DilfBulwark
@GubbWerks
Nah, he only shows up during sleep paralysis. He's a real flake when it comes to sticking to game time.
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@RhizomaticMemer
Stealing mountains of items from stores and selling them to poor people at a markup or hoarding them for yourself does not make you a hero.
Far Right extremism is something you clearly know nothing about, as it is characterized more by religious values depending on the region
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@RealTmDaddy
Asha wasn't dissing this person's capability as a fighter.
Asha was dissing her credibility as an intimidating presence, a key component of a drill instructor.
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@OrbitalOddity
Those things're tricky. You can take out a limb and they're still liable to get you.
Here's a tip: Aim for the nerve cluster at the base of the neck and put it down for good.
Goes great with butter!
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@kangaroos991
Not a single one of them were against Trump until he had the gall to run as a Republican.
Had he ran as a Dem and changed nothing whatsoever about his platform, the media would defend him to their dying breath.
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@ReviewsPossum
The corporate leader L Bob Rife from the novel 'Snow Crash'.
He discovered the means to use ancient linguistics to assume total and direct control of human beings by infesting them with a meta-virus and putting them under his absolute influence.
He took the technology from a
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@trooper_2005
Rey Palpatine is a Palpatine.
She is in no way connected to the Skywalker family.
She stole their name, their legacy and their land.
She is not only a Palpatine, but a thief.
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@ClownWorld_
Most people online weren’t old enough to remember what Palestine’s done to its neighbors over the decades. >_>
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@DarthNeo66
But... Leia was adopted into the Organa Family.
Rey declared herself a Skywalker.
These are not the same thing.
Dabus.
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@MothGirlKoishi
@ReviewsPossum
You’re too young to remember, but gaming hasn’t always been mainstream.
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@Minions_Fanboy
Disney shills: Disney isn't losing money!!!
Disney: *Has to have product placement now*
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@AirlockOpen
This is EXACTLY what I've been saying for years...
It's why I can't stand Game of Thrones.
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@IndigoPandy
@bestfilly
@HexilWolf
You don't have to like it, but we Center and Right furries are becoming the majority.
We promise not to do as you have and inject politics into everything.
We just want to enjoy things without you screeching in our ear what awful people we are for the crime of disagreeing.
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@__NasXX
@gunsnrosesgirl3
1: Sand Castles are temporary, graffiti stays where it's sprayed.
2: The beach is a public area and not a privately owned wall.
3: If you want to express yourself, use your own property for that or art programs and post it online.
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@libsoftiktok
@UCBerkeley
If the teacher is actually teaching and not indoctrinating, they can be dressed as Mike Myers and I wouldn't care. At this point, all I want is teaching to be apolitical.
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@StarWars_Direct
Translation: Disney gave perks and access to anyone who would say nice things about their product.
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