
Godot
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Niche Internet nanoacquaintance. Rashomon gym leader. I am on nobody’s side because nobody is on my side.
Adult beefswelling
Joined January 2009
In 234 AD, Germanic hordes threatened Rome. Emperor Severus Alexander attempted to intimidate the Germans into withdrawing without a fight, to no avail. In 235, he tried to bribe them. His troops mutinied in disgust and killed him. This started the Third Century Crisis.
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You’re in Ultra, you know you’re queueing ranked, you allegedly have some idea what game you’re playing Why am I seeing so many leavers, double junglers, and other useless assholes playing like they’re not even trying?
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Starmie was a competitive staple from Gen 1 to Gen 6 and remains a competitive staple in the limited LGPE and BDSP environments The way Staryu and Starmie have been reliably treated in the TCG (mainly bad jokes) has been affront enough, at least make Starmie a Unite Speedster
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“Legends Z-A has a lot of problems, this is TPCi’s latest blu-“ “Does it have Starmie?” “What?” “Legends: Arceus and Scarlet/Violet omitted my favorite Pokemon, Starmie. Does Legends Z-A have Starmie?” “Actually it has Mega Sta-“ “12/10, best game in the series.”
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There are more fandoms I regret joining early than late at this point I became a Star Wars fan in the 90s after being born in 1990 and at this point I regret being invested in this franchise because if I didn’t give a shit I could just write it off
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FOMO only actually applies to things that will die after riding the initial wave If it’s going to become an enduring thing, it really doesn’t matter when you meet it
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How I feel “joining” the “Romance of Three Kingdoms” “fandom” more than 17 centuries after the events happened, more than 6 centuries after the novel was written, decades after the great film and TV adaptations were released, while the notable video game series are in recovery
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Had a ranked match in Unite where I rotated top late in the game (jungler Leafeon) to see what I could do 3 minutes left to go and these useless scum had not scored a single point on top lane Not one In Ultra 3 rank The bottom laners and I carried the game
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I was blocked here for saying maybe this person should see lesbians as people instead of fashion.
@Andrastesboobs Maybe you should stop thinking of lesbians as an aesthetic and start thinking of them as a sexual orientation actually people have for non-aesthetic reasons
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Most of my issues with the last arc of Andor Season 2 boil down to "this should have all happened 3-5 months before Rogue One, you made it 3-5 hours for no reason"
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The winning vote here was "sacrificed by other rebel" but second place was "cornered by ISB", which is what actually happened in the show. But it was handled PERFECTLY. I have my issues with the last arc of Andor Season 2, but everything directly involving Luthen is perfect.
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They unironically steelmanned the temple merchants: they're selling Passover sacrificial animals to people who showed up without a sacrifice, and changing money to the proper temple coinage to pay for the animals.
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He's RIGHT, but nobody there understands that he's right or has any idea why he's right, and he's not exactly explaining it very well, even the apostles can't explain or justify it beyond just trusting him on it, and they really struggle with that.
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The Chosen Season 5 is not exactly Andor or anything But I thought it was a very interesting touch to kind of make the case for the merchants and money-changers in the temple, the sacrificial system makes this a necessary evil Jesus seems actually unhinged when he runs them out
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Wait so A Philadelphia roll is just the sushi version of lox and a schmear?
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Octavius c********r Messages found on sling bullets from the siege of Perusia (41-40 BC). While Antony was in Egypt his wife Fulvia and brother Lucius tried to topple Octavian. The war devolved into a drawn out siege, hence all the bullets discovered by archaeologists.
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I fear how correct I think I was in saying this.
@HiratoKirata @Devon_Eriksen_ @HalfTangible The truth is that the average person still perceives the world around them as an animistic one ruled by gods, angels, demons, spirits, and witches, where magic spells and curses are the reason things go wrong in your life. They dress old ideas up in modern language.
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My mind keeps looking for lyrics to the Dynasty Warriors Lu Bu theme but I know they would just ruin it, it is the way it is for a very good reason
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Pokemon is, unironically, no shit, the most profitable IP in the history of the PLANET. You have the money. You can vertically integrate the WHOLE thing if you want to, or just vertically integrate the problem areas if that makes more sense.
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If it's because they don't own their own printers and have to contract that out to companies like Cartamundi (like what Magic does), use those profits to vertically integrate production -- in-house printing.
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