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Niche Internet nanoacquaintance. Rashomon gym leader. I am on nobody’s side because nobody is on my side.
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@skjaldmaer67
I saw a guy get paid to shoot an entire wedding with one of these
He kept shooting the bride and groom over and over, up close, far away, everything in between
But it wasn’t just them, he shot everyone, no one was safe, old or young
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@eahsmahbap
@uncledoomer
Do those look like bloodstains to you? Really?
Blood doesn’t go like that or dry like that, this looks like someone slopped a whole wine bottle on someone else sitting in that seat
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@chillextremist
>I have been assured his last moments were not painful
>brown recluse bite
So either this isn’t true, or he died under heavy sedation, or they euthanized him, and they wouldn’t sedate or euthanize for a brown recluse bite
Brown recluse necrotizes the flesh, it’s agonizing
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@weaseljug
@RealAlexRubi
Socialists: “the workers should own the means of production”
Socialists when they see workers who actually do own their own means of production:
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@ShitpostGate
It’s true, they have no bones, those are installed after the 3rd birthday
I knew a guy who boned 3 year olds all the time
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@growing_daniel
It was ceded to the British in 1818 in exchange for parts of the Red River Basin
The blue bit you see there, cutting into North Dakota and Minnesota? That’s what we got in exchange.
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@justlikegabo
All she did was enslave a town, what’s a little slavery between friends
Being more powerful than people gives me the right to enslave them right
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@TheHinduDindu
4chan had wojak for years without starting a race war
/pol/ had wojak for years without starting a race war
Twitter is officially worse and more racist than /pol/
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@ClaudiaWebbe
“Any freely available information not spoonfed to me in high school history class was hidden from me” is certainly a take
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@theSloopJoshB
@Spratlinger
What if Blade Runner is morally complex and the mere fact that the replicants are escaped slaves doesn’t absolve everything they do the same way that Deckard being aligned with the authorities doesn’t absolve everything he does
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@AD_Strider
"You should make your product worse and damage your own sales deliberately because customers are the enemy" is a hell of a take
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Other M: “Samus totally freezes up and freaks out when she sees Ridley, she can’t deal with it!”
Dread: “Oh, hi Kraid. Bit tied up at the moment?” *beam charging* “Shame.”
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@aangdaily
Just like every single Japanese person deserved the internment camps for what Hirohito was doing
Or does that make you uncomfortable?
Does your genocidal urge start to fade when you have to think of them as real people?
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@yuliaisonline
@_smithjosh_
@girlfr0g
If I woke up as an asparagus one day I’d be pretty fucking stressed
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@fizzkuz
How about we normalize sincerely being passionate about stuff and not just chasing trends for the sake of being seen participating in the trend
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@Captain_Diagram
@BlueTlouNerd
If the story comes up with a way to have person B win that actually makes sense though, then it's not a problem.
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You know, this scene is kind of a fantastic example of what Star Wars was once able to do
It’s very funny, but doesn’t make Han look stupid — he’s stressed and making things up on the spot
It also doesn’t make the Empire look stupid — the squad is coming no matter what
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@dancohen3000
So it turns out simple geometric shapes — for example, a cross with equal length arms — are really common as symbols in different cultures where the same symbol could arise independently
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@iilovegrapes
Now I’m thinking about the Disney’s Cars universe and the fact that their version of Titanic would have cars having sex in a car
Do you think that car would be famous for being the sex car in Cartanic
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@iamshybunnyy
@momjeansss_
“What’d you talk about?”
“Nothing” is an easier answer than “speculating about the possibility that the Roman crisis of the third century, the end of the Parthian empire, and the Three Kingdoms period of China might be linked together since they all happened at the same time”
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Let me be exceptionally clear: if you’re a fan of rich people like Hasan for preaching ideology while helping no one, but you demonize rich people like Mr Beast for helping people without preaching ideology, you are showing the world what your priorities really are
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@Asianlikesmusic
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@DiamondBoxDoll
@ostonox
Hasan underpays (or just straight up doesn’t pay) his editors, steals other people’s content, bans viewers for disagreeing with him even if they do so as nicely as possible, and people like you have made him fabulously wealthy for it.
He’s no socialist and neither are you.
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@hasanthehun
“I don’t understand the difference between transformative content and stolen content so I’m going to pretend the concept of reaction is under attack rather than lazy execution”
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@anarkiozo
Every adult was 14 once. The overwhelming majority of adults remember what it was like to be 14.
If the overwhelming majority of people who remember what it was like to be 14 think these things about 14 year olds, maybe — just maybe — they’re speaking from experience.
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Just found out about the Greenland Shark, which apparently reaches sexual maturity at around 150 years of age
The oldest individuals have been radiocarbon dated to 392 years of age, give or take 120 years
Gestation period is estimated at 8-18 years
Why are these sharks elves
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@Epicgam16203394
You don’t understand how a game about killing literal demons from Hell and people corrupted by them appeals to people who believe literal demons exist and corrupt people?
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Reminder: the “all art is political” people are only marginally literate
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What should happen:
Will Smith gets fined for misdemeanor assault and battery, gets help for the problems he’s dealing with, improves his life
Amber Heard loses her career
What is actually happening:
Amber Heard gets no consequences whatsoever
Will Smith loses his career
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@mcinthedc
@SwannMarcus89
The best part is when these people act like it’s a choice between the war continuing and you having your day ruined
The war is going to continue whether your day is ruined or not, they just want to FEEL like they made things better by ruining your day
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@aangdaily
Agreed, there is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt
Every single person in the Fire Nation deserved to die for what their leaders and military were doing
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@limelem0nade
There are so many more people who act like they believe this even if they won’t say it out loud
College is treated like an extended adolescence to the point that college-age adults still think of themselves as children
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If you own a popular IP with an established lore and fanbase, STOP HIRING WRITERS WHO THINK CONTINUITY IS A TRICK OF THE DEVIL
I don’t CARE if it had iffy continuity before, you should be trying to do better not looking for excuses to do worse
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@HashtagLB1
@WilHovaJr
Do you realize this chart means that all women’s business is contained within men’s business and is therefore men’s business as well
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@hulkgamerspamz
“I’m not pro-censorship but this art I don’t like should be illegal.”
Ma’am you are in fact pro-censorship
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@JohnBoyega
Finn was given 4 potential love interests in 3 movies and ended up with none of them
Absolute wasted potential
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@blaqueword
T'Challa is the king of an isolationist ethnostate ruled by absolute dictatorship that was never conquered or colonized by any foreign power
He has literally never had to fight for his freedom, he has been top of the food chain from birth
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@BitchAssBowie
I feel like there are two ways to clap back at this and escalate the fight
One is to change the whole gang to full on aryan nation blonde and blue eyed
And the other is to just grab the new ethnicities and go all the way with the stereotypes
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@amandawinnlee
The US is not yet at war
War with Russia would mean war between nuclear powers
Depending on who strikes when and how, the stakes would range from nuclear annihilation of one of those two countries to complete human extinction
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The ability to separate emotion from critical thought is vitally important because *emotions can be wrong and/or destructive*
You need to be able to step outside of your own feelings and think “am I being unreasonable in pursuit of emotional gratification?”
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@DoodlesPoodles_
> Why would anyone lie about shit like that
Do you think controlling and abusive narcissists just don’t exist? That no abuser ever tried to leverage the society around them against the target of their abuse?
Or do you just like covering for and enabling them?
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@Grrr22
ROTJ: Luke rejects the Emperor’s goading and drives it home by emphatically disarming himself
TLJ: Luke, in the middle of what WAS almost a powerful emotional moment, flings the saber away like trash as the soundtrack abruptly cuts out for a comedy beat
You: ThEsE aRe ThE sAmE
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@AllieJMo
@captNanaT
@McBlokeados
Hi I’m a money rights activist, I’m going to swing by tonight to liberate some of your money
Don’t try to stop me, that would be creepy
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@Ian_Parsley
This is the “if humans came from monkeys how come there’s still monkeys” of economics
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@heartwoodfan
@NotLasers
“My opponents’ ideas are so persuasive that they are too dangerous to print, even to discuss them from a place of opposition” is not a position that suggests confidence in your own beliefs
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@AnimalJayson
>calls Persona authoritarian for not blindly condemning all authority
>resorts to argument from authority to support their own points
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@dremilyanhalt
If you’re going with that why not just say “until I think I can do better than you”
It’s what you actually mean
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@RebeccaRHelm
It built a shelter that it has to destroy if it wants to leave
So well hidden it makes itself vulnerable to larger creatures treading on it
No amenities of any kind
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@moinqueens
@newworlddd555
Mosquitos are a species that ONLY annoys and spreads disease, they are not the primary prey of any other animal in the entire food web (though they can be secondary prey)
The extinction of all mosquitos would be strictly neutral-to-beneficial for all other life on earth
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@JayExci
Philosopher’s Stone has a whimsical, Roald Dahl-esque tone that makes Hagrid’s explanation in the book — that muggles would be pestering wizards to solve all their problems and wizards just want to be left alone — easy enough to swallow at the time
That tone doesn’t survive
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@AilinFergan
@TheHinduDindu
/pol/ enjoys being the villains of the internet and pushes the limits to provoke a reaction, and are not entirely sincere.
Twitter activists sincerely believe they are heroes working towards utopia, and have the full approval of their own conscience for anything they say or do.
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@AdamDoesMovies_
@AngryJoeShow
“Hey I know you’re literally a professional critic but have you considered just not doing your job anymore? If you have bad things to say about something, just stop watching it and stop talking about it.”
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@AnnualDark
@skiddioop
Every time this happens I become increasingly convinced we need an age war to purge at least one generation
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@Roach_Collector
Pokemon is the top-selling toy brand in the world and the second-best-selling video game franchise in history after Mario
Your chart is insane
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@Sibongi01822347
>peaceful
A healthy marriage is a constant negotiation and re-negotiation of boundaries, duties, and other things that humans need to work out in order to live together for any meaningful amount of time
"Peaceful" is SO loaded when the whole thing is built on perpetual diplomacy
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@StarWarzCulture
Luke took 3 years to reach the point of being able to get absolutely destroyed by a more experienced opponent who was deliberately going easy on him
Rey took 3 hours to reach the point of being able to absolutely destroy a more experienced opponent who was NOT going easy on her
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@eremikadaughter
Her breasts move slightly as she lowers her arm from a fighting stance to a calmer ready stance
The arm that’s connected to her pectoral muscles
The pectoral muscles that are underneath her breasts
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@axidentalism
@lporiginalg
"The best way to have LGBT representation in the Batman family is to have an older man reveal he's been grooming Bruce since the death of his parents" is really an idea that slipped through your brain without sending up big red flags as something to definitely never ever do?
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@Beabosaur
“Ash Ketchum huh? *snrk* No, no, it’s fine, I was just *evil giggle* thinking of something else.”
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@ampol_moment
“We reported Don Corleone’s illegal activities to the Corleone enforcers but for some reason they did nothing”
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@j_step21
Riri Williams: unable to discern cause and effect relationships, unfamiliar with the time she actually lives in and grew up in, and unable to select a goal for herself unless she can motivate it with spite
What a genius
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@BLCKSMTHdesign
@WonderKing82
@niscellle
Rapists generally understand consent unless they’re profoundly intellectually disabled, they just don’t care
Everyone else understands consent which is why they don’t violate it
Turning consent into a political slogan lets you feel like you did something to help when you didn’t
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@mldauber
I think I figured out that it wasn’t a historical documentary around the time the spooky skeleton pirates showed up in the first one
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@shoe0nhead
"Hey, have you noticed that once we start liberating the working class, they start doing things we didn't want them to do? What the hell is up with that? Maybe we, the intelligentsia, should steer them in the right direction." -- Every populist revolution of the last 2 centuries
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@OliverJia1014
@LunarArchivist
Something people have to failed to properly reckon with is that “it belongs in a museum” requires the concept of a museum before the thought can even exist
Archeological artifacts were lost, discarded, and/or hidden and never recovered by the people who originally owned them
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New rule: If your political opponents do something that doesn’t make sense to you, and instead of saying “huh I should get to the bottom of this” you say “lol they’re just stupid”, you forfeit the right to complain about anything that may result from this
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@StephenKing
Didn’t you write The Shawshank Redemption
Why are you of all people attacking due process
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@DiamondBoxDoll
@ostonox
You just like seeing people mistreated and exploited by someone you can say is in your corner while they live like a robber baron. That’s the entire draw of Hasan.
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@ContraPoints
“Leftists should reclaim this issue they vehemently and enthusiastically oppose and have spent several years systematically destroying”
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@Doby53823659
@Zakaawimcfc
“Any German woman has the right to hit any middle eastern man with impunity because some middle eastern men are violent to some German women” is not an argument you want to make
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@joshuatrotter1
@fasc1nate
Last Samurai is a completely different story based on the Satsuma Rebellion of 1877, following the Meiji Restoration
Yasuke came to Japan in 1579
Unless you think Yasuke lived for 300 years, left Japan, and returned as a US captain, these have nothing to do with each other
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@GramsciFag69
If you’re going to defend the burning and destruction of predominantly black neighborhoods and the businesses those neighborhoods depend on could you at least have the honesty decency to wear the white hood while doing it
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@NingenSsj
@eremikadaughter
If you think pointing out basic high school anatomy is hyperanalyzing you should probably sit out the next few blunt rotations
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@MyNameIsSimon88
@starwars
So let’s quickly cover a few things:
The problem with “woke Hollywood” isn’t strictly the politics, it’s the fact that Hollywood writers have stopped caring about whether their stories have any internal consistency or make any sense as long as they have the right politics
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@Naomi_with_an_a
1) Some games are actually supposed to be stressful and depend on it to create their fun
2) The problem is not people playing on easy mode, the problem is people aggressively moralizing to act like game designers are cruel and bigoted people if they don’t include an easy mode
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@JenDurbent
Nice Russia sleeves there
I’m not gonna bother someone in a tent or sleeping in their car, but let’s not pretend there aren’t organized shoplifting rings targeting high-value items
Let’s not pretend crime isn’t a lucrative, organized, and highly damaging business
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@ElineMuijres
Your own source makes it clear women still aren’t exactly driving the overall market here, they’ve just gained a crushing lead in a couple of categories that have added up to make them the biggest demographic IF you segment the market in such a way as to make them the biggest.
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@NetflixUK
“I resent you for being more successful despite having the game rigged in my favor”
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@QUINNBAlLEY
Button still works on mine, HBOMax button now goes to the new Max app on the roku
Phone needed a whole new app but roku seems to have just updated the old one
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@BellaRudd1
@PstafarianPrice
As soon as they began robbing me they decided any property of mine exceeds the value of their own life
Who am I to disagree with that assessment
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@MichaelDoesLife
Wear less/lighter armor so you’re not fatrolling, you’ll move faster and dodge better
Don’t go head on, go around and hit from the side
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@GreatCheshire
Then here are some examples of female-led stories from just this decade alone, which had near-universal acclaim including from most of the same people who complain about Sues.
Compare the writing in these to the Star Wars sequels or Captain Marvel.
Maybe they have a point.
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@claireofjakku
@starwars
It’s a year later and this issue is still the gift that keeps on giving
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@Public_Citizen
He’s not infringing on your speech, he’s just individually opting out of hearing it
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