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I love him. oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy do I love him.
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@theweeknd
@RollingStone
@HBO
yeah, that's, that's not great. this isn't exactly the response you wanna have to the allegations that are currently being thrown around, but do you.
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@SkyNews
yt people like desecrating the graves of non-white people a lil too much for my liking.
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@itskeyon
10-30% isn’t a “sale”, it’s literally just taking the tax off the item. i consider 40-70% a true sale.
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@Steph_Houtman
@TheUnmumsyMum
so...y'all just took her brand new bowl and ran with it? like, it wasn't even yours? and she bought it for food prep and y'all thought it was a good idea to cross several boundaries and use it to put your damn feet in?????? nasty.
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@houseofhazel
did her mom not train her or did she decide to just throw her daughter out to the wolves?????
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@KamRenee
according to my mom, they would even offer to let you checkout the cockpit. and ICE didn’t exist until 2003, Department of Homeland Security in 2002 and Customs and Border Protection in 2003. the States really made up whole agencies bc of racism and xenophobia. wild.
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@616GreerGrant
wearing a kilt isn't exactly "breaking gender norms" bc it's literally a male-appropriate skirt 😭
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@bjbjonez
colonialism. Betty White didn't bother anybody, the Queen and her family, however, have done nothing but bother non-white countries for the last hundred odd years. like, you ABSOLUTELY know why it's different, so let's not do this.
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@SpokenBrii
@KiannaBanks
yet said hair is there to protect from harmful bacteria and anything else that decides it wants to get up in there.
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@Dylan_Hoffman_
@rosemarie313
@FallNightLights
@npeeksxo
why do y'all hate it so much when people who don't have, or want, children tell you that you're being a crappy parent?
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@IWriteAllDay_
me sitting here with two personality disorders trying to figure out how "fabricating" a rape story is a sign of (untreated) mental illness:
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@cosmicblackgirl
mine was Philando Castile bc they murdered him in front of his baby and she was in the back COMFORTING her mama. Sandy Hook also did it for me bc i was 15 at the time and i just knew all hope was lost when they were ok with those babies dying. same with Uvalde.
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@vidap0yner
especially since stem majors think their discipline is the hardest, yet you get them in a humanities class and they get their asses whooped by an essay. sir, please, you're good with numbers and that's about it. congrats.
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@karrueche
people are capable of multitasking and nobody should have to put their own pleasures on hold bc the world is currently in chaos. it’s not healthy.
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@TheDivineNyla
"time and monAY" immediately invalid. i already didn't care for your opinion, but that phrase just made your credentials fly out the window.
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@maebylibby
@Sinceresomali
@hakeemangulu
listen, i understand that he’s worth a good $100mil, but let’s not spit on what he HAS done bc most of these celebrities are only donating $50 - $100k AT MOST. ima also need you to stay in your lane and not tell a Black man how he’s supposed to get involved and with how much.
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@tiredofdiri
@thedigitaldash_
thank god for twitter's 'context' feature bc people will believe *anything*
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@PopBase
they took away Ms. Brown M&M's stilettos in favour of KITTEN HEELS?! and her black glasses for brown ones that blend in? tragic. Green isn't herself without her boots. also, THEY'RE CANDY so i'm confused as to why we're doing this.
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@Alexa_leighton
why I gotta split it evenly with y'all when I only brought money for MY food? hard pass.
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@itskeyon
they lowkey tryna do the same to Meghan and Harry’s not standing for it. he saw what happened to his mom, so he left.
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@callme_mojo
ableism isn’t cute. idk why y’all keep encouraging Chrissy’s trash behaviour.
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@10000000bees
@crusadersakura
@soso_sunshine
not to mention the fact that he was mocking his accent as if Cajun/Southern accents don't have roots in both British and French dialects.
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@iamchanteezy
the “elders” are just perpetually loud and wrong. case in point: Whoopi in this video.
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@perfectly_kyla
@WrittenByHanna
flavour and nutrients just going down the drain for no reason 🙄
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@cliftonaduncan
@never_normally
it never ceases to amaze me that y’all wanna ignore basic English just so you can “dunk” on people. like, YOU have pronouns. duh.
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@shaTIRED
cops and literally every person in the military. the uniform itself is an immediate no.
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@katesengebug
1) there's absolutely no way it tastes that good and 2) i just know her debit card hates her
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@wheelclair
reminds me of Miley Cyrus’ 20 year old “boyfriend” from when she was 16 and all the teen magazines were totally ok with it for whatever fucking reason.
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@dessylynnxo
@UNRULYBTCH
@datguy_eazy
"bOy MoM" please. you look like the type to call your son "the only man who will ever have my heart 😍" so let's not
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@Anthisdaman
@bestofgaI
nah. i’m already grown. learn to take your head out of rich people’s asses, instead.
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all of twitter rn: The Weeknd has a limited vocal range, all his music is trash and she shouldn’t have disrespected the god that is Usher.
me:
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@HersheySmilez
@KweenKy_
Gigi Hadid wrote a whole tweet about being “worried” about the people living paycheque to paycheque rn and wasn’t contributing to anybody’s donation pages. so, like, was good?
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@6lossum
@khyrean_
@TheQueenSpeaks_
seeing as the main focus of the video is his past eras and not the video girls from said eras, your “point” doesn’t make any sense.
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@geeorgee_x
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@RickyPDillon
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who is saying "the tea jumped out" except for white people? "my wig flew off!" no. it's just "wig". do better.
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@keatingssixth
people on here are always so hell bent on trying to prove people who know what they're talking about wrong. like, if you don't have the qualifications, please be quiet.
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@migrainegal
@WrittenByHanna
am i a history buff, weird, or just Canadian bc i thought this was common knowledge? like, hating George III is the US' entire origin story, hence why he's in Hamilton.
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@JORDYNNALEAH
@vidap0yner
listen, i'm majoring in history, i had an accounting major tell me that "not everybody can afford to go to uni for fun" like, yeah, i'm having a BLAST 🙄 where does he think teachers come from? a stork?
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@astridtv1
i mean, i'd have an "emotional crisis" too if i'd been strangled and then gaslit to make me think it didn't happen the way it did.
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@Variety
i will say that they're wrong about the night being "ruined" bc this is the most their show's been talked about in YEARS.
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@snoopypoop7
ok but the amount of times i've read something with this exact action in it is ridiculous. like, nobody's gonna come from that. it's just not happening. and who finishes at the *exact* same time? 🤨 seems unrealistic.
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@FoodInsider
"it doesn't look like a dumpling" "they shouldn't be called dumplings bc they're not dumplings" dumplings aren't a monolith. samosas are dumplings. so are pierogis. just say you know nothing about Southern food and go.
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@aedison
you wanna cape for the IRS meanwhile your ancestors were getting the shillings shaken out of em by all the King's men.
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@ASEXUALlSM
damn, all i ask for is $200 sometimes to just LIVE and get no engagement yes this person is out here making $44k in two weeks.
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@radhikamakkar09
@beewoodd
@folksitionn
@yektat91_
@LiamPayne
but that's the thing: YALL DONT KNOW HIM
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@HoodClarkKent
they're gonna talk about how "God" made sure the flag was still intact as a way of proving he exists.
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@PeoplesOracle
@antiracistsouth
didn't Biden and his people make a big deal out of how poorly Trump handled the early months of the pandemic? now they're out here doing this? not shocking, but still.
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@luna_hiddleston
y'all are still doing this? they've been married for 8 years. you're GROWN. you know, i used to be delusional too, but at least i got mine checked out. damn.
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@IcE_yar2000
@Anthisdaman
@bestofgaI
or how about we eat them bc they’re hoarding most of the world’s money for no reason at all.
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