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@lifeofchristal
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2 years
Not a white woman asking me if my son sees his dad today at work… my response “ well yeah it’s kinda hard to avoid him living in the same house”
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
The height difference between the wife and husband is sending me, is this what you short babes want?
@Hoophall
Basketball HOF
3 years
On three, “Bosh Family!!” @chrisbosh #21HoopClass
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@lifeofchristal
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1 year
Just found his socials, he is doing it as a demonstration of how high London rent prices are. He is in fact from Surrey and well off 😭
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@lifeofchristal
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3 years
Dunno how you people do this 9-5 thing
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@lifeofchristal
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3 years
Guys i didn’t know pastors earn this much? Also why are they all almost Nigerian ? Is that where the Godly money is ?
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
Marc Cuban has had 18 women step forward with accusations of abuse. 18.
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
Who has really stolen someone’s man and prospered tho? It never works out
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
7 months
For 3 adults & a toddler to go to Leeds. Is this country actually OK????????
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@lifeofchristal
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1 year
He is also an architect
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
@y0uRga7chid0 It’s annoying man, like there’s nothing wrong with single mothers but don’t assume I’m one because I’m black because now i have to fight you
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
Just to confirm, everyone has one wayward relative right? Like the crackhead? The ex con? The thief? Right??????
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
I think i came to this understanding before i had a child but i understand her a lot ALOT more now that I’m a mother.
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
8 months
Lupin and his stupid wigs annoy me because he is consistently the only black around yet they can’t spot him 😭
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
Do you not think it’s mad that we have babies with zero training courses? Like they just let us out the hospital with the baby and some pills and say “be safe”
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
1 year
One babe on TikTok said i should get my son removed from my care because we circumcised him but when i say her children should be taken off her because she’s 23 with 5 kids from 5 different men I’m the one to get blocked ?
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@lifeofchristal
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6 months
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
The Tyler/Kaz/Clarrise situation is funny because it’s like when you go to a restaurant and you order food based off how it looked on someone’s plate then the food arrives and it doesn’t slap now you wish you would’ve stuck with your regular order. #LoveIsland
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
9 months
Not even a little babe
@sotfwhat_
No-Lah
9 months
Y’all so surprised about Nicki being high. Y’all parents wasn’t crackheads /coke heads ?
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
@MelMirembex Looool there’s now too tall
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
8 months
When they don’t like you on this app they will find out what blood type your mother is
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OK??
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@jadorechrista She tweets about having attended private school when she’s attended nothing of the sort. Courtesy of her LinkedIn x
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CJ ✨🫧
3 years
Words proper stick with me, I’ll remember everything you called me
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CJ ✨🫧
3 years
@iamkaylapears This is how i read it too babes, this is how i saw it 💔
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CJ ✨🫧
3 months
Marcel better not take her back
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
I love seeing father’s father man. Seeing them so proud of their offspring is the cutest 🥺🥺
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
1 year
The only problem i have these days 🤭
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
@t0nit0ne Girl, I’ve seen families struggle because they gave their last penny to the pastor
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
Yet Amber is holding onto that show everyday
@hxdleyo
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3 years
Molly Mae has done a very good job of distancing herself from Love Island looool. I even forget she was on the show sometimes.
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CJ ✨🫧
1 year
I was looking for honeymoon destinations and look the last note on this 🤣🤣🤣🤣- you must be in love to come here 🤣
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
@TyFromTheSky Congratulations ✨
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
7 months
@jadorechrista I’ve never closed an app so quickly because this isn’t even first class. This is us traveling at 6pm going and 7pm coming back
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
@KashRenai You know BEFORE being a mum i didn’t see the issue but now i would want them to love their natural hair first before extensions
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CJ ✨🫧
3 months
@Willof_D_ And those slaps hurt too 😭😭😭
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CJ ✨🫧
1 month
@Pinero_Nana Give it till end of May/June, we’ll be dying once again with 40 degrees and no air
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CJ ✨🫧
3 years
I have no cheeks and there’s no way on Gods green earth my parents would ever buy me cheeks. My mum would even tell me to continue crying till it turns into blood
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CJ ✨🫧
1 year
No wonder why last last was so passionate , me too I’d sing like that
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tems 𝖘z𝖓
1 year
Tems & Stefflon Don in Ghana ❤️‍🔥
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2 years
Ok, i know what’s for dinner
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2 months
My blocked list is funny cause any tweet i don’t like ? Block.
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
@Eve_Rags Chai this is how people die
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
Aitch making a joke about a black man potentially being shot by American police whilst they got pulled over is extremely distasteful
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CJ ✨🫧
1 year
LOOOOOOOL Londoners 🤣
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
1 year
@Eve_Rags When you find out???? Let me knowwww
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
I love Glazing my chicken >>
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
@PrimroseE8 Pls it’s not this serious
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
Tyler should’ve just apologised & asked for Kaz back. He misses her and their vibe. clarrise is a trophy wife.
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
Would it be mad if i made people do this before meeting my son ?
@mxmsworld
martha
3 years
I went to my girls birthday party yesterday and she made everyone take lateral flow tests on entry. I liked that.
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
1 year
I really lived my manifestation 🥰
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
I can’t explain it but when non Nigerians wear trad the drip doesn’t hit as hard - they lacking the sauce
@TheRhoaTalk
THE RHOA TALK
2 years
Yandy & Mendeecees Harris dressed in Nigerian attire for Porsha & Simon’s wedding!😍😍 #LHHATL
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CJ ✨🫧
3 months
Why are all these black kids being found in water ?
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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Samaria Ayanle: Body found in Thames believed to be missing woman
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CJ ✨🫧
2 years
@munchclubtv So they want toast and biscuits?
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CJ ✨🫧
2 years
How do American teachers post students on tiktok?
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
1 year
@RejiYates LOOOOOL he gives me my parents are wealthy and live in Surrey vibes
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
4 months
Sore losers man, take it on the chin & keep it pushing
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
1 year
I’m so grateful for my little family, the best decision I’ve ever made is picking my sons father. Exceptional human being. Love that for me
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
11:41pm & this is what I’m thinking about 🥺
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CJ ✨🫧
7 months
@abs_qdl I’m starting to think this
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CJ ✨🫧
3 years
Ok, when girls have surgery like this what happens when they have children and their children have their original software? Like then what? Teach your child self love of what you couldn’t love?
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
17 days
It’s funny in the third world people consider this as poor but in the western world it’s “Montessori”
@nido_kween
🅱️ is for baby whisperer
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babies don't need cribs! a montessori floor bed is really just a thin mattress on the floor, and it has multiple benefits: - freedom of movement - autonomy - spatial awareness - easier for parent to lay down and cuddle baby - safer (no bars or height) - lower cost
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CJ ✨🫧
1 year
Now people are questioning your partner in the circles
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CJ ✨🫧
9 months
@_daniellemakeup You can even see the reflection in his tooth
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
My sons face is literally the chubbiest little face ever & i can’t believe we made that 🥺❤️
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
1 year
The way i SLIPPED on this ice this morning? My trainer even came off😩😩😩😩
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
Seeing the Ugandan & Zimbabwean culture come together on my traditional is gonna make me cry. Tbh i just wanna see him in his trad wear
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
This thing is gonna be pushed back half of you will be married with kids by the time you can go
@shaaqoyeelo
SIRacha
3 years
Afronation is postponed to September 🤣
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
@itsshabs Someone i know said Crystal Palace
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CJ ✨🫧
2 months
This is when a colleague asked me if my son knew his father. It was an automatic assumption that he didn’t
@funkomi
FunkLip
2 months
A partner asked me if my husband works full time today and I can't stop thinking about it. Like it is heavily coded. I'm too impressed with this elite level of read to properly take offence.
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CJ ✨🫧
3 years
I don’t know any Zim girl that loves to be stereotyped to be a “freak” when i see Nigerian content creators like yomstv talk about Zim women like that it annoys me
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
My man being a dad is legit the biggest turn on for me, seeing him cuddle our seasoned egg is truly the best feeling 🥺❤️
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
This man is eating beef stew with PASTA !!!!!!! Who did i choose to live the rest of my life with ??????????
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
I remember when i posted i was in love and one babe on here tweeted “if she can find love wtf I’m i doing wrong?“ that’s when i realised women are mean
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
1 year
Oh I’ve been in my bag
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
How is it only Wednesday? This week has dragged man. Hurry up June.
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
8 months
I run from these type of men, there’s a level of class they don’t have
@bajanbadness_
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You know what my type is? Ex road men. 🤣 Literally boys from the hood that ain’t in the hood no more. Got an honest job now but used to do road. My spec fr. 😍🤣
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
Making food for your baby is testing cause you out in effort and someone with the pallet of nothing will refuse it . Does he not know im a chef? By profession??????
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
Someone told me some men cheat during pregnancy & postpartum because their sexual needs aren’t met. The woman has just had a her whole body millyrocked and you upset about your dick being sucked
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
8 months
POV : I’m your wife 💍
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@Eve_Rags
ChefEve 👩🏾‍🍳🔪
8 months
POV:I’m your wife
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
1 year
@Sebby_VI You are asking very valid questions
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
There’s no Braii (bbq) like a southern African braii (bbq)
@Chiby_Chilando
Chibuike A.
2 years
We're cancelling each other over African food takes today. Post your cancellable African food take.
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
@jxnnyway I was readyyyyy to leave the hood
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CJ ✨🫧
6 months
This is why good looking people should stay on instagram
@OvieSoko
Ovie Soko
6 months
Soca music is DEAAAD, the worst music in the Caribbean for suuuure, noise and headache, I said it, what
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
10 months
So he was okay with his lippy sleeping with his underage family members but because he came for him now he wants to expose or use it as blackmail? Was you ever a man?
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 months
@RejiYates Once a scammer….
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
I actually like seeing Nella Rose in these PLT clothes because it shows realistic body standards(FOR ME)because i don’t have hips or a bum similar to her so at least i can see how the clothes will fit on me rather than when they do “plus-size”and it’s a BBL babe with hella cheeks
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
1 year
Parents with this mindset of “you owe me for the sacrifices i made for you” is crazyyyyyyyyyyyy
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 months
Now that I’ve posted , 10weeks till baby is hereeeeee 😭🤍
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CJ ✨🫧
2 years
@Brunelle__ This photographer is amazing, congratulations to you both.
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
1 year
Doing 100 skips for 28 days to raise money for cancer & im kinda scared i won’t survive but I’m doing this for my dad 🥺
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
9 months
I want to leave London but i have the DEEPEST fear my son will be a c⭕️n. Rather move back to Africa before raising him in Leeds
@TizzyACharles
Tizzy A Charlés
9 months
@shaqington_ Listen, I live in Yorkshire, and it's the same thing over here. I won't bore you with details, but trust me, I was on the same wavelength growing up. I used to think I didn't find BW attractive, etc, etc. But now fam, I love BW. I can't believe I used to even think like that. A
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
9 months
In my opinion there’s nothing better than seeing black fathers mould and raise little wholesome black boys 🥹🥹🥹
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
3 years
Me 🤝 following everyone who is Zim or SA
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
I’ve noticed women are a lot happier when they pick their partner rather than waiting to be picked. Congratulations beautiful, ladies shoot your shot 💛✨
Ok so update… @DLTBrunch 💍🤪
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CJ ✨🫧
1 year
Anyways i raised £240 for Cancer From skipping- didn’t think i would even raise £100
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
1 year
@respawnedtarga1 I need you to mind your business sir.
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
1 year
Isn’t that how most of rich country kids behave?
@Erinma_2809
Foundational Black African
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Didn’t Lilly Allen spend half her career cosplaying as someone who grew up on a council estate when really her parents both work in the tv and film industry? 😂
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
I’ve just turned on the central heating then remembered
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
IF YOU SEE ME BUY ANOTHER TRAMWAYPATH TICKET REMIND ME THAT IM A DICKHEAD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
Dami is TOO friendly for my liking , why are you doing host for new bitches? I like my men unfriendly x #loveisland
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
1 year
This app, this is why it’s better to not date men with children. Your man being called out for being a bum dad is enough to fry up the relationship
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
@shellyyyyy_x Can you imagine scrolling through tiktok and see your child dancing on a random video? 😭
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@lifeofchristal
CJ ✨🫧
2 years
Today was one of those days but i did my first catering gig post baby and it was an absolute success!!! I’m so fucking proud of us 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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