the black blair waldorf
@perfectly_kyla
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the bougie black girl (and her cats). book babe, tea tigris, hobby hottie. “art hoe”. she/her
Atlanta, GA
Joined January 2011
my dad tells the same stories over and over again and i just let his old ass talk lmao m
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This story is making me panic. If you've ever experienced not being able to locate your child, even for a few minutes, you know how quickly terror sets in. ICE is kidnapping children. Parents are going to lose their minds. Violence toward the kidnappers seems inevitable.
ICE kidnapped a father from China and his 6-year-old son, Yuanxin, during a routine immigration appointment. They've now been separated and the child's whereabouts are unknown. https://t.co/BFsT4SFPoo
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Blue checks should come with the ability to recall DMs lmaoo You should’ve been able to make that recipe disintegrate before his eyes
Someone had DM me asking for a recipe & i gave it to him and said enjoy. and he was like “ill let you know if its good or not, i wouldn’t be saying enjoy so early” who the FUCK do y’all be feeling like?
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Netflix boss Ted Sarandos was asked if they're destroying Hollywood “No, we’re saving Hollywood" "We’re in a period of transition. Folks grew up thinking, ‘I want to make movies on a gigantic screen and have strangers watch them ... [and have them] play in the theater for two
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I didn’t even want to open this joint But he went crazy with this one!!!
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y’all give Unwritten the respect it deserves but Ms. Bedingfield was also in her bag with Pocketful of Sunshine. ☝🏽
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these are the type of parents y’all arguing with about child-free weddings btw
A 5-year-old boy knocked over a $132,000 sculpture at a community center in Kansas. The insurance company called the parents "negligent" and demanded they pay the full $132k bill. Whose side are you on? https://t.co/Sq9vuHO6hF
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My goal for 2026 is to get as hot and rich as humanly possible.
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Go get a library card. Seriously. They give you access to hella free resources.
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that’s why i be calling shit trailer park energy
Lot a Black folks shouldn't be saying it either because they say it with the same intent
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what's that one thing kids these days will never understand?
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I don't even use an antivirus. If I download some stupid shit and Windows Defender doesn't catch it, I deserve whatever comes next
holy fuck i ran an actual good antivirus for once and found out i’ve been sitting on malware for like months now
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timothée chalamet thinks he’s al pacino, austin butler thinks he’s leonardo dicaprio, glen powell thinks he’s tom cruise, and jacob elordi thinks he’s nicole kidman
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if u see a streaming service forming a monopoly at da cost of da theatrical experience warn a brother
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Rocko WHO?!?!
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when ppl said they spend 300 bi-weekly on nails, i was like oh okay y’all too rich fa me!!
I can’t take ppl seriously that spend 160 on lashes and then complain about money that’s my boomer tweet for the day 😭
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I can’t take ppl seriously that spend 160 on lashes and then complain about money that’s my boomer tweet for the day 😭
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