mazzy
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parody account | all posts are satire | no copyright intended - dm to have a post taken down
Joined August 2021
Beauty standards have changed so much cause how was she the face of the plus sized community 😭.
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You bitches would buy the mein kampf if it came in pink.
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Okay but does ANYONE know what he’s up to? Is he even alive? Does he even do anything or is he just living off the song’s revenue.
13 years ago, gotye released ‘somebody that i used to know’
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She looks like she’s about to sing Havana oh na na.
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Didn’t she cancel a whole show to spend time with her boyfriend 😭.
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White girls at a white girl’s concert…. what’s shocking about this.
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Is this the first time in history two movies have come out at the same time or what.
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“Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains” even Shakespeare couldn’t write that.
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Got so high I was tweeting in Spanish last night-.
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He looks like everyone from iCarly at the same time.
Jimmy Fallon’s success only starts to make a little bit of sense when you remember he used to look like this
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The way this song produced like 100 dupes but not one came close to replicating the magic of the original: a thread 🧵.
we really don't give doja cat enough credit for bringing back this sound with say so, it's been replicated in some way ever-since😭
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Madison Beer fans being called alcoholics… that’s kinda one of the best fandom names ever.
alcoholics will be supporting Sabrina Carpenter's "Short n' Sweet (Deluxe)" out now! . follow our fav carpenters @SpotifySC and @SpotifySabrina_ for the best updates! 💋
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It was literally 2 months ago we were all there.
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This video needs to be preserved in a museum.
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The way it’s been so long since season 2 I literally have no clue who this is.
Austin Abrams will not return as Ethan in ‘EUPHORIA’ Season 3. #Euphoria #EuphoriaHBO #EuphoriaSeason3
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This is the closest we will ever get to world peace.
waka waka by shakira.
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There’s no way his top clients are parting ways with him altogether all of a sudden for no reason…. We’re about to hear some crazy news about him in the coming days I’m telling y’all.
Ariana Grande and Demi Lovato have reportedly parted ways with manager Scooter Braun. Justin Bieber is reportedly still under contract but is in the process of seeking new management.
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How tf you run out of digital albums 😭😭😭😭.
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Benny Blanco really is one of the biggest hit makers of all time omg
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No artist is worth quitting your job over I’m sorry but like…. 😭.
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She’s so beautiful like I get why Olivia Rodrigo wrote obsessed about her.
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He is the first nepotism boyfriend.
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Is the casting director a 14 year old white girl on tiktok?.
Confirmed cast for The Beatles biopics:. Harris Dickinson as John Lennon.Paul Mescal as Paul McCartney.Barry Keoghan as Ringo Starr.Joseph Quinn as George Harrison
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she wants to colonize space…. hold awn.
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I’m gonna get backlash but she has the best discography out of all the Disney girls.
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Being nostalgic for the 2010s is crazy and the fact that I get it is even crazier….
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Girl just stfu already.
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She knows she’s fading into obscurity hence the desperate attempt at using nostalgia for a viral moment but no one really cares.
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I’m not even exaggerating in the slightest when I say this is one of the best pop songs of all time.
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She looks like she’s about to ask Trump who’s going to clean his toilets if he gets rid of all Latinos.
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Eternal Disney Acting Syndrome is a real thing people suffer from.
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Omg she looks so different from the Fancy/Problem days.
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Jokingly applied to interview Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande and I got approved help I got 2 days to prepare what do I even ask them
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Her first time being this close to a man so masculine… she was gagged.
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Someone get this man a role in a commercial or something I’m begging he needs a job.
Taylor Lautner doing backflips at a Taylor Swift ‘Eras Tour’ concert film screening.
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No one:. Britney:.
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i have never stanned a lazier person in my life
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This is like if Harry and Louis actually started dating but for lesbians.
Lucy Dacus has officially confirmed her relationship with fellow Boygenius member Julien Baker.
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Idc any artist that continued to still be a client after what that man did to Madison Beer will forever get a side eye.
Justin Bieber and Scooter Braun no longer follow each other on Instagram.
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Even Shakespeare couldn’t write “Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad”.
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Since likes are private can we all admit this song is bad.
since the likes are private, can we stop pretending that this is a bad song?
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“she’s copying madonna” and? i’d rather hear someone trying to be madonna and björk than the 500th girl right now trying to be taylor.
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This might just be the best season of any tv show in history….
‘American Horror Story: Coven’, the iconic third season, premiered 11 years ago today.
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Evil reinvents itself
kamala IS brat.
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Idk a lot of the Chappell Roan hate lately has been reminding me of the way the media and the public treated Amy Winehouse right until she passed away…. .
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Idk how to explain it but this style just doesn’t feel authentic to her
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She had 12 year olds fighting for their lives against friends and family.
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Is this not an episode of Parks and Recreation.
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The fact that Fiona Apple saw this and removed all her music from TikTok
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MOTHER IS CELEBRATING
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Zoe Saldaña is the 4th highest grossing actor of all time, male OR female, yet hardly gets the same flowers as her peers. The fact that this is her first ever Golden Globes nomination alone is crazy. No one deserves this more than her idc. We're getting you that Oscar mama.
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Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes watching Sabrina Carpenter perform Taste
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Dissing a rapper like Eminem with a pop record and winning is something only Mariah Carey could do.
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She traded her vocals for eternal beauty and hasn’t looked bad a day since.
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The Substance (2024).
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the fact that she is wearing the same dress tish was wearing when she caught billy ray cheating on her is crazy.
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This man is living proof that some people listen to music with their eyes not ears.
Ross Lynch trends following viral video of him performing THE DRIVER ERA track “Fantasy” at a show in June.
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Her and Chappell Roan have the complete opposite dynamics with their fans I’m crying 😭😭😭
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This is gonna be the new bbl omg.
Woman goes viral after removing 2 rib cages to get a “Snatched body” 👀
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watching the marias blow up in real time is so crazy like they’re paramore for latinas.
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The fact that she was on crack in this video.
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This looks like the jail in Victorious.
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This is still one of the best line deliveries of all time IDC
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Who's gonna do the acting. .
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BOTH THESE ICONIC REACTION VIDEOS TOOK PLACE AT THE SAME TIME?
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What was the reason for this
ever see an album cover so bad it pisses you off.
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The amount of homophobia and fat-shaming Sam has been subjected to lately (that too from their OWN community) is so disappointing.
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