Jonathan Ross
@wossy
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I also post self-indulgent moments from my life on Instagram, where I am @mewossy.
Joined November 2008
I rarely comment on politics here, and avoid publicly siding with one party (all pretty useless at the moment) because no one should give a shit about celebs opinions. But it’s hard to imagine a greater display of inept leadership and muddled thinking then Boris just displayed.
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I used Siri to set a reminder to call Radio 2. This is just hurtful.
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Today, my Family and I will gather to say goodbye to our Mum, Grandma, Great-Grandma. Martha. A wonderful, loving, glamorous, thoughtful, vivacious woman. Always smiling. Always happy. Always putting us first. We were so lucky to have her. We love you Mum x
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I am very sad to hear that Caroline Flack is dead. I had been in touch with her recently and had hoped she was doing better. She was talented and smart and likeable and she will he missed. It’s awful.
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He was SO good. Uncompromising. Brilliant. Very sad he’s gone.
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I just watched the Oprah interview. Harry and Meghan are pretty amazing. How anyone can watch it and not come to a similar conclusion is confusing.
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I just ate too many brownies. Again. Oh, and also. @jk_rowling is both right and magnificent.For those accusing her of transphobia, please read what she wrote. She clearly is not.
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So my wife is on location filming. I spent the day alone. I finished a model kit, drew a picture of the Fantastic Four, sorted out a box of comics, read a copy of Mayfair from 1970 and ate four bowls of cereal. I am essentially the 40 Year Old Virgin. Only older.
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@Glinner I struggle to understand the opinions of intelligent men I previously admired - Jon Ronson and Billy Bragg - that strike me as tragically ill-informed and depressingly self-aggrandising. I know you are paying a heavy price for this G, but I admire and applaud you.
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She was speaking the truth so why did BBC bosses react this way? Impartial reporting does not mean you need to lie just because that’s the Governments current MO. .
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I’m so very sad that Steve Wright has gone. Such a lovely man. A great talent also. But I most admired his fortitude and grace when dealing with the vicissitudes that come with working for a large company. He was warm and generous and great to spend time with.
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I have come to the conclusion that Depeche Mode are one of the greatest bands of all time. Thank you.
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Lower the flag to half-mast, True Believers. The great Stan Lee has left us. They’ll be drinking mead and singing songs in Valhalla tonight. Thanks for everything Stan #RIPStanLee.
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This sweet old friend left us last night. Piglet . He was lovely.
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Those who know me will concede I try to be thoughtful & not a dick.Having talked to some people(OK,my daughters)re my earlier tweet,I’ve come to accept that I’m not in a position to decide what is or isn’t considered transphobic. It’s a wildly sensitive subject.Let’s keep talking.
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How much £££ do you think would be needed to start and launch a credible new political party in the UK? Asking for a friend.
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I have a stinker of a cold. Worst I’ve had for years. So to nurse myself I had chicken soup. And now ordered 12 Krispy Kreme Donuts. That’s a legitimate cure isn’t it?.
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My daughter is away so we’re looking after her tiny cat! Meet Madam Maura.
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Found these Vivienne Westwood leggings in my drawer. My life is complete.
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Barbara Windsor in real life was everything you might have hoped for. So warm, so funny, so kind. Goodnight sweetheart x #BarbaraWindsor.
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I’ve seen a lot of joggers running too close to people - two old people outside my house got involved in an exchange with one such thoughtless person. So how about separate hours for joggers?.
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RIP the great Vivienne Westwood. Unique. Brilliant. Uncompromising. Thanks Viv x.
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I’m running for Mayor of London. I will sort out all the problems then reopen the Blitz nightclub. Thank me later.
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My last tweet was asking for help to find Maude. But she’s hone! Obviously got locked in somewhere as she was thin and a bit dehydrated,but all tended to and well on the road to recovery! She’s such a sweet cat. Thought you’d like the happy ending.
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RIP Tina Turner. What a talent. What a life. What a woman. So sad she’s gone.
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I grew up watching and loving #SirBruceForsyth on TV. Last of the true all-rounders and a true pro. Goodnight Bruce.
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When you arrange to meet a friend for lunch and only one of you makes an effort.
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I am beyond sad. For me, the single greatest comic book artist and creator who ever lived, Steve Ditko, is gone. Thank you for your tireless brilliance and boundless imagination, Steve, you uncompromising genius.
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RIP Stephen Hawking. The world just dropped a lot of IQ points. And, he was a fun person. Very sad news.
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Robin Williams is gone. I loved him. Incredibly talented performer. Wonderfully sweet and generous person. Heartbreaking news. So sad.
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I am currently enjoying four cats and one dog keeping my legs warm. Goodnight.
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I would probably have gone for the classic cock and balls, or “wash me”. Show off.
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I am in Belfast supporting my wife while she works. Am using my free time wisely. Have watched the first five Rocky movies and just starting on the sixth. Carpe Diem.
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A sad, sad day for those of us who grew up adoring and obsessing over Marvel comics. The great John Romita Sr has died. A wonderful artist and a truly beautiful, kind, generous, compassionate and thoughtful man. He was the rock that provided a gloriously rendered foundation to
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Re #DancingonIce We are Team GC in my house. I did not care for Jason’s unnecessary nonsense. Thank you.
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I don't know why I'm tweeting this, but I'm watching Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting on BBC 1 in tears. RIP Chief.
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I am sad to hear about Terry Wogan. He was a thoughtful, generous and sane man in an industry where those qualities are rare.
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In an effort to cheer up those who need it, here’s a Barbie helicopter I just finished respraying for my Batman and Robin figures. You’re welcome.
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Am watching the Brits. Is my tv faulty or is someone a little trigger happy with the bleep button?.
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RIP Des O’Conner. He was a terrific show biz all-rounder and his support for and love of comedy talent inspired me. He’ll be missed.
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This morning I have been embroiled in a family debate as to whether I have visited Ongar. My wife refuses to believe me. Hopefully this photo will be the proof she needs.
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@Harry_Styles thanks for coming on. You are a great bunch of guys. I will teach you all to dance Dad Style. .
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My sweet friend Snowball is recovering from multiple operations, but still looks swag in his stripes tee
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@samdowler Having previously not thought of you at all I am curious as to why you think I should engage with you on any subject.
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Hope you’re all having a pleasant and relatively stress-free Christmas Eve Eve. I’m building the kit my wife bought me for my birthday.
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Weather permitting, I think I’ve found my Halloween costume.
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RIP Adam West. The greatest Batman ever. Ever. And a great actor out of the tights as well.
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Dale Winton was a real sweetheart. Lovely man. Sad to hear the news.
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Am enjoying the extra time that social distancing provides to rearrange my shelves. Pretty.
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My phone after trying to catch a Mankey too enthusiastically. Damn you, pokemonsters!
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I get out of bed to go to the toilet and when I return I discover I e been evicted…
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Hi. A Doctor friend of mine has been in touch to stress the seriousness of the situation in relation to people - especially young people - still making non essential trips out and contact. Please spread the word -Stay IN.
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I ordered 3 umbrellas from Amazon from one company. They all turned up separately packed like this.
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Getting ready for Halloween. Pumpkins all grown in the garden!!
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I’m digging out my speedos in case I get that Love Island call.
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Can anyone who lives near me in Hampstead Garden Suburb help? We had a leaflet with info about a young girl cycling on her red trike to raise money for her charity. I saw her cycling out in the rain today! I want to donate but can’t find the leaflet. Need info. Thanks.
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My daughter is celebrating her 17th birthday in the garden tonight. I am not allowed out there in case my dancing offends.
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Watching #TheVoiceUK and it’s great, if brutal. But my pleasure greatly enhanced by my wife mistakenly and repeatedly calling Will I Am ‘Who I Am’.
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Getting ready for the Trick or Treaters. Many thanks to #swizzelsmatlow for sending extras to pad the stash out.
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Start the day watching this and any feeling of importance or centrality you may have had just disappears. You’re welcome.
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Forgive me, but so proud of my daughter awarded first place and a distinction at the #watford music festival. http://t.co/26wxq36mAy.
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I lost a fight with a deck-chair in Brighton yesterday. If I hadn't been nearly in tears it would have been funny
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Very sad to hear that Barry Norman has left us. A great critic and a lovely, lovely man.
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Fireworks at a friends house. Not kidding. Happy 2018 everyone!
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Had a lovely lunch outdoors with my lovely daughter at the fabulous Somerset house. #picnicwithmercure
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