'Don't resort to recriminations. Always strike first.' Afterthoughts: or Some Pistachios Won't Open – Wisdom for the Unreflective from @RichardAyoade is out in hardback next week. Order your signed copy now: https://t.co/61Ca1O6ceR

I’m about to interview Bob Mortimer. Does anyone have anything they’d like to ask him?

'It is very important to listen, but, in practice, nodding works just as well.' Afterthoughts: or Some Pistachios Won't Open – Wisdom for the Unreflective, the new book of ruminations from @RichardAyoade is out in two weeks, order your signed copy now: https://t.co/61Ca1O6ceR

'Often the satisfying feeling you get at the end of a story is just relief that it's ended.' @RichardAyoade | Afterthoughts: or Some Pistachios Won't Open – Wisdom for the Unreflective

'A wedding is a funeral for your friends.' Afterthoughts: or Some Pistachios Won't Open – Wisdom for the Unreflective from @RichardAyoade publishes on the 23 October - pre-order your signed copies here: https://t.co/61Ca1O6ceR

Thought leader is an unsettling moniker and I refute the many attempts to deify me.

November 3rd nearly sold out with Richard Ayoade and just announced Paul F Tompkins! https://t.co/E02bx7zBXg Book early for the 18th November - the bill should be just as good and you can save a fiver if you book now!

Also this - with the wonderful Wallace Shawn

Signed copies of a new book (by me). Thanks and also, perhaps, sorry. https://t.co/sqFbv64qJs

We are booked on 7th November to see @RichardAyoade ! Tickets are on sale now with @FaneProductions #RichardAyoade #Tour #live https://t.co/TQc1crJhsJ

Tickets for a tour! On sale today - and - I suppose - other days

I am doing a small tour - if you’d like to know how best to avoid it - click on the link

❓ NEW | Where’s the box to tick if you ARE a robot? Distilling a 'lifetime of deepness', join BAFTA-winning actor, comedian, director & writer @RichardAyoade for an evening of reflections from his latest book: #Afterthoughts. 🎟️ https://t.co/uPYA3huTw5

This is important

“Just as no one can truly be happy in jeggings, our society cannot heal without a detailed knowledge of Harauld Hughes.” —Chloë Clifton-Wright (c/o @RichardAyoade) on a forgotten playwright

“Before people spoke of cancellation, before ‘selling out,’ before the slight drift to the right that is the fate of many who develop a taste for public discourse, there was ‘literary limbo.’” —Chloë Clifton-Wright (c/o @RichardAyoade)

One of my nemeses, Chloë Clifon-Wright, has written about my idol Harauld Hughes

(Incidentally) includes a book I wrote - it’s called… The Fairy Tale Fan Club

An audio thing - with talking!

Watch Richard Ayoade x Kim Deal x The Breeders from @criterionchannl