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You came here to look at me. Ipso facto, I’m your boss. Bronouns: He-Man. Backyard ornithologist. Shitpoaster. Participation trophy husband. Don’t click link.
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Oh, TayTay what is you doin’, baby?
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This is why Gen X doesn’t get offended. The type of stuff we were exposed to regularly wouldn’t last 3 seconds in today’s world.
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BREAKING: A 4.6 magnitude earthquake has been recorded by the USGS in the northeast United States from middle aged, white, liberal women “literally shaking rn.”
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@JackPosobiec
I’m oddly annoyed by Fetterman’s Nike shoes with Adidas socks, Reebok shorts, and Carhartt hoodie.
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BREAKING: A 4.6 magnitude earthquake has been recorded by the USGS in the northeast United States from middle aged, white, liberal women “literally shaking rn.”
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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever enjoyed watching a politician cry over $8/mo while she sends billions of your tax dollars to Ukraine?
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@HardPass4
Puts destination in Google.
Drive takes 8 hours.
Well, I’ll be damned. This cook will also take 8 hours.
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@ChrisLXXXVI
Why do they always turn off the replies if this is such an obvious and popular opinion?
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@StaySlapped
@barstoolsports
Clearly you’ve never been an unwilling participant in prison sex.
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Imagine telling someone in 2003 that 20 years later phrases like “Leave the kids alone” and “Let kids be kids” would be considered hate speech. Wild.
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@McKaylaRoseJ
@Breaking911
I had to listen 4x to figure out he said Asian. Wtf kind of pronunciation was that?!
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@libsoftiktok
Step 1: beg for money
Step 2: get money
Step 3: ridicule those who responded to Step 1
Step 4: make account private
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In Texas this weekend and all next week and the only thing I can think about is going here.
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@barstoolsports
@BS_NewYork
Well, one has things to get done and the other clearly does not.
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@TheLaurenChen
Meanwhile, he doesn’t want women to be able to defend their bodies with a firearm.
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@MattWalshBlog
Just add fertilizer, liberal tears, and scream at the crops to grow. Will yield in 3-4 weeks.
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@TheReal_ID_Dave
@page88
“There were many.” But there’s one common denominator. Probably time to look in the mirror.
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@catturd2
Cackles in collecting a paycheck comprised of our tax dollars. At least as far as I can tell.
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People watch ‘I am Legend’ and think about how they’d tactically operate and harvest food if they were in the same sitch. They rarely think about how he dressed up mannequins, conversed with them, and basically went batshit…
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@marcus_coryell
@stoolpresidente
@RobinhoodApp
If this doesn’t show people who really pulls the strings in this country...
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The Cajuns are raising a secret army.
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This may be one of the best own goals I’ve ever witnessed on this app.
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@themaplebeef
@EndWokeness
They didn’t. This is something that has happened throughout history. Occupying people come in and plant their flag. Minnesotans can’t see the forest for the trees.
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@OliLondonTV
I’m about to file some amended returns.
If people can identify as dogs, then my dogs can identify as people and I can claim them as dependents.
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@JennyFitz2000
@DrMcThickens
Oh you read a thread that condensed an entire experience into a few short character limited tweets and now you fancy yourself a judge of character.
Right mate.
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@mountaindroppin
@TheGreenOldDill
In Living Color was probably one of the most hilariously inappropriate sketch shows ever.
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Government trying to use the excuse that they lost weapons in a boating accident. Clever.
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@benshapiro
It’s amazing how few people realize this. Shows a complete lack of education in finance and economics. Weird how he doesn’t mention that my dividends are taxable to me, AND have already been taxed to the company paying them.
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Look out, wife. Daddy is gonna be bringing the heat for 3 minutes now.
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Outside of a firearm and general situational awareness, this is the most effective self defense tactic you’ll see today.
Deescalation is the name of the game.
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So, if you’re against sending American dollars we don’t have abroad, it’s pro-Russian? Some 70% of Americans oppose sending money to Ukraine. Those, the media is apparently calling pro-Moscow MAGA. Daily reminder that you don’t hate the media enough.
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@GadSaad
@chelseahandler
Perhaps she would also like other recent perpetrators (Uber driver killers, Asian assaulters, etc) to also forgo their right to trial.
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Ordinary Men is a must read when it comes to seeing how easily people are turned into monsters.
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@sourpatchlyds
@clairlemon
Claire has become a case study in how easy it is for the government to mentally break once reasonable people.
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How are we getting these surveillance pics so quickly? This and the other at the bowling alley?
Genuine curiosity.
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@TulsiGabbard
Criminals don’t fear the police, the courts, or jail. It’s time they started to fear their potential victims.
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Today, not even fat enough to make the People of Walmart Instagram.
World’s fattest man in 1890 was large enough to be considered a “freak show” in the circus.
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@BankerG2
@Chrisjjosephs
@litcapital
Company compliance limits investments for some. I get compliance emails on my accounts about every other month asking me to justify trades.
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King of “I’ll deal with that shit in the morning.”
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So far this week, a dude caught an alligator in a trash can and Dog the Bounty Hunter is trolling Brian Laundrie with an airplane banner. Absolute Florida.
#chefskiss
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@CNN
I’m sure the mandate that has people getting fired or quitting has nothing to do with it…
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@FirstViolence
Literally me at the fair yesterday when their website says you can bring guns with valid CWP. Saw the metal detectors and just didn’t want the hassle.
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Walks into Supercuts: I’d like people to know I’m an intolerant cunt just by looking at me.
Stylist: Say no more.
Comrade Kate Starbird played a massive role within the Censorship Industrial Complex in the Twitter Files. She continues to lobby hard for access to X to try & control what we can & cannot read or say without a hall monitor’s approval.
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