Prison Mitch
@MidnightMitch
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Tariff Expert and part time shitposter.
The Free State of Florida
Joined April 2020
Me when I fix my parents TV by changing the input to HDMI 1:
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I swear to God they post this same tweet every few days.
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Downvote. Regular season NFL can end in a tie.
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It is the year of our Lord 2025 and Titania is still doing the lord’s work
Non-white? If you were any whiter, you'd glow I the dark. Ecosexual? Do you have sex with trees? And finally, who in the actual fuck is so retarded that they protest against peace? If this is the future of our society, please God, send the asteroid.
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I was in London a month ago and it was so weird. You would get a Coke and go for a refill and they said they legally couldn’t give you one but they could give you a refill of Coke Zero or Diet Coke. Wild stuff.
UK government outlaws free drink refills on hot chocolate, mocha and Coke Cola
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BREAKING: The US government shutdown is now forecasted to last more than 30 days The longest shutdown was 35 days in 2019
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The large explosion that immediately follows it.
What is it about “God is great” in Arabic that bothers you so much 🤔
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It’s Saturday! We all know what that means… Taste the goodness of the biscuit today and everyday.
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He just got an extra Autism booster today, that’s all.
President Trump received his flu shot and a COVID vaccine booster today, per the White House.
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From the creators of this sign comes this cartoon:
We reposted an online political cartoon that some people thought had racist overtones. That was certainly not our intent. We have deleted it out of respect to anyone who took it that way.
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Congrats Kings!
Kalshi recently raised $300M+ at $5B from Sequoia, a16z, Paradigm and others. Since then, we've grown over 3x, hit $50B of annualized volume, and became the largest prediction market in the world. And today…Kalshi goes global. 140+ countries. 1 liquidity pool.
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I only got Arby’s as a kid if the clips were empty when I made it home.
Florida parents left boy, 16, by side of the road with bag of guns and told him to fend for himself, police say
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This is called a “Florida quinceañero.” The boy is not allowed to come home until he has grown a mullet and bagged a gator. Then Florida Boy becomes Florida Man.
Florida parents left boy, 16, by side of the road with bag of guns and told him to fend for himself, police say
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