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BREAKING: An “LGBTQ” group in Florida has cancelled a Pride parade as
@GovRonDeSantis
is set to sign a bill into law banning kids from attending drag shows.
Think about that. These people only want to hold Pride events if kids will be there. GROOMERS.
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Jen Psaki: "My advice to everyone out there who's frustrated, sad, angry, pissed off, feel those emotions, go to a kickboxing class, have a margarita..."
UNREAL. How is this the "advice" that is now coming from the White House?
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INBOX:
St. Louis Park district agrees to let Muslim families opt out of LGBT curriculum
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Remember that time
@starwars
had to edit out John Boyega from their poster in China
There are more than 20 million sentient species in the Star Wars galaxy, don’t choose to be a racist.
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Pee is stored in Keith’s eyeballs.
@GuntherEagleman
Those aren't tears, Fascist. They're urine. I'm sure you enjoy being bathed in it.
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When you call them migrants and they haven’t even left Haiti yet:
Elon Musk and conservative influencers have spread unverified claims to millions, smearing Haitian migrants as cannibals as they endure deep uncertainty about the future of their country and family members still there.
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*zooms out*
Hi. My name is David Gins. I work for Vice President Harris on behalf of the American people as Deputy Director for Operations and absolutely love my job.
Just thought some of you should know 😀
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Me and the boys when the Feds come to raid the Zyns from our local 7/11:
Chuck Schumer now wants the government to crack down on Zyn calling it a "pouch full of problems."
Mr. Schumer, this will be your one and only warning on behalf of all the fellas: Do not cross that Rubicon.
You will have reaped the whirlwind and you will pay the price.
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I’m cracking up that there’s 44,000 hours of J6 footage but no security cameras saw two dudes banging in the senate chambers.
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Do not fill plastic bags with gasoline.
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New paid endorsement just dropped:
Dylan Mulvaney breaks cover to take out the trash amid firestorm caused by Bud Light and Nike deals
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Me: *Turns on
#SheHulk
to see if it’s as bad as everyone says it will be*
SheHulk: *two seconds in*
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I got to see the Biden animatronic at the Disney Hall of Presidents today and I have to say, it is incredibly detailed and accurate.
( 🔊 🔊 on)
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How a truck driver spent $153 on his N.J. election campaign to likely dethrone a political kingpin
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Sir, a 12th fella has ran through Nikki Haley.
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If “As per my last email” was a person.
Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold looks like she’s about to cry on MSNBC:
“It will be up to the American voters to save our democracy.”
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Tucker Carlson: “Bubolinski documents went missing mid-shipment and the package was opened when we received it.”
FedEx:...
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That’s not her
@TwitterSupport
. There is now way this the same person in her profile pic. You’re being catfished.
BREAKING: Twitter has LOCKED JoJofromJerz' account AGAIN saying they can't verify it's actually her Tweeting. She has made a video for
@TwitterSupport
to PROVE it's her and asks everyone to please RT this so they can help her!
#TwitterSupportHelpJoJo
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John Fetterman spent the night standing on a rooftop waving an Israeli flag at protestors in Pennsylvania. Just an unbelievable sight to see.
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More of GOP's brutality on display: "Texas GOP governor sends migrants to New York City."
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@FollowWIN
@guardian
@abc4utah
Hard hitting fucking journalism here boys...supporting doxxing a dude for a $10 donation to a legal defense fund.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨: First photo released of the
@FBI
raid on Mike Lindell!
FBI Tracks Down Mike Lindell On Hunting Trip, Surrounds His Car And Seizes Cell Phone
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This is what Elon gave back to us.
.
@ariannahuff
is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.
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When you’re trying to move to the burbs but the city planners are racist AF:
Transportation
@SecretaryPete
: " If an underpass was constructed such that a bus carrying mostly Black and Puerto Rican kids to a beach, [...] in New York was designed too low for it to pass by, that that obviously reflects racism that went into those design choices."
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Dems when immigrants go to red states vs. Dems when immigrants come to their state.
Mayor Eric Adams says illegal immigration will destroy not only New York City but also all neighborhoods in America. WATCH
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It’s like watching a Visiting Angels commercial:
[ 🔊🔊 on]
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Pronoun warrior: 0
Delta employee: 1
Give this man a raise.
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The irony of it all
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I’m old enough to remember when these two idiots tried to pay someone $200 to design a “multi billion dollar” company logo.
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VIDEO: Rebekah Jones turns in her son at the Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Office for threatening to shoot up a middle school
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New
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logo dropped:
Cheering the failure of CNN+, however you feel about the idea behind it, is gross. Lots of people are losing their jobs. The high-priced hosts will be fine, but folks who are just trying to make a living in an industry that already pays shit wages… this sucks for them.
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You’re all welcome.
Ron should just say “Sir, your state has a map dedicated to tracking human feces on the street.”
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Her staff after she tweeted this:
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BREAKING: The Biden Border Crisis Revealed in New Photos
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For Santa to deliver gifts to all world's Christians in one night requires hypersonic speeds through Earth’s lower atmosphere, vaporizing his reindeer & sleigh.
Just sayin’.
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