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b-side. I eat popsicles for breakfast. Trial ft error. 🤖rights. crusha bit, lil bit✨
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Joined October 2015
I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith
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They call the song Don’t Fear The Reaper but then they go and add that scary part in the middle
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Actually the president said it's okay because it's easier than explaining it.
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fixing the suicide machine by adding a clause that says its actually against the rules to kill yourself when it tells you to
OpenAI says teen's 'misuse' of ChatGPT is to blame for his suicide, because he broke the TOU: 'users must comply with OpenAI's Usage Policies, which prohibit the use of ChatGPT for suicide or self-harm'
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Thanksgiving is the best because no matter what happens, it’s a Pulitzer nominated play from 1981. Mom is stressed. Grandpa is rude. And your niece has a terrible secret.
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“No Thanks for Colonialism. No Forgiveness for Genocide” banner hoisted beside the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in NYC happening now.
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Ms Rachel: They were not one wall, they were 20,000 worlds.
Sarah Hurwitz tells Z3 Conference that Jewish schools should ban smartphones to keep youths from seeing the carnage in Gaza: "I'm sorry if this is a graphic thing to say, but … when I'm trying to make arguments in favor for Israel … I'm talking through a wall of dead children."
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Popping a gummy and having an absolutely wild aquarium visit (it's a vitamin C gummy and I love aquariums)
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We live in a post Defunctland 4-hour video world. I’m not falling for this again.
Walt Disney Imagineering recently tested a free-roaming animatronic resembling a raccoon jumping on a table. How would you like to see this used in a theme park? More animatronic tests revealed: https://t.co/2hxUKgKBcg
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I am once again reminding you that I have built a 2000s style dollmaker on my website that you are welcome to use
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Literally loling. Guy shot me with a silver bullet because he thought I was a werewolf. I'm not and never have been. I am currently dying though on account of the bullet
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my ducks: in a row my elephant: addressed my eggs: several baskets my bigger fish: fried
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Pretend?
really love how we as a society pretend the muppets are real sentient creatures with lives and careers of their own
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@JonahPlatt I hate when everyone starts judging me because of that one little time I publicly said to an audience that Jewish kids shouldn’t be allowed to have phones because seeing unending footage of massacres of Palestinian children might make them disagree with my politics
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Casual reminder that these companies don’t actually provide a service, but rather they take an existing service and price it out of affordability and hold it ransom for money, and somehow there exists a non-zero number of people who think this is the best system ever.
ELI LILLY BECOMES FIRST HEALTH-CARE COMPANY WORTH $1 TRILLION
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gonna reward myself with a star every time i get through any inconvenience
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