
jo
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b-side. I eat popsicles for breakfast. Trial ft error. 🤖rights. crusha bit, lil bit✨
she/her 🇵🇸
Joined October 2015
I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith
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everything we say at funerals should be said at birthday parties instead. we leave so much love unspoken
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doing a “you don’t own me” karaoke sesh alone in my living room tonight as tribute
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Jennifer Garner, Capital One commercial: Hi, you might remember me from my other job Me: *long exhale* remind me?
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I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.
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Hit the track y’all!
Drake’s federal defamation suit against Universal Music Group has been thrown out of court, TMZ reports https://t.co/8lHoEQGh92
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Actually we should not have an underclass of women whose job is to absorb the sexual violence of anti-social young men
I’m sorry, but we should all be terrified of mentally ill 20-something white male incels. They are a menace to society. This is why I feel like prostitution should be legal. If these dudes were getting laid, we’d have a lot less problems imho
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Revolutionary Che Guevara was executed on this day in 1967. "If you tremble with indignation at every injustice than you are a comrade of mine."
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The shittiest thing about this is that this messaging specifically works on spineless centrist democrats who immediately cave and decide trans people MUST be abandoned for vague hand-wavy electoral reasons
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Republicans: We need another civil war right now. Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙 Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)
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