Allen Strickland Williams
@TotallyAllen
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CONAN 2x. Adult Swim. Full Comedy Central special The Intellectual Shocker on YouTube. Order or stream Ran Through below. FMA w/ ASW pod every week-ish.
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Joined February 2009
Whenever people say Coca-Cola is bad for you because it can be used to clean coins and car battery terminals I'm like no actually that's good that's what I want it to do to me.
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There is no greater champion for brunette women in the current podcast landscape than @mikerecine.
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RT @eliyudin: A clip from my new special if you like it there’s roughly 49 more minutes just like it!!
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If you had been watching my live stream of the chase you wouldn't have missed this.
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My name is Allen Strickland Williams. I just released my first stand-up album called Ran Through. You can order it now on vinyl if you want to be really cool, or stream/buy it digitally everywhere...
A man stopped for gas during a police chase in California and still managed to escape 💀
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Just learned there are some mites that only eat cheese and I totally get it.
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"Hi, it's me, Peter Thiel. AKA. The Antichrist.".
NEW - Tech bro transhumanist billionaire Peter Thiel will hold a four-part lecture series on the Antichrist, starting September 15 at The Commonwealth Club in San Francisco.
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America has 10 percent of Intel? Sounds about right. .
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catturd is frantically wiping his ass right now.
James Comey, John Brennan, and James Clapper are frantically calling their lawyers right now.
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Going to see movies in the theater is awesome because I saw Black Swan remastered in IMAX last night and when this happened multiple people in the audience clapped.
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Date a black woman.
What’s the funniest possible way Buttigieg can turn things around with Black voters?.
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what he's not saying is he only gave his life to Christ because he lost a bet with Jesus that he could win that stupid golf tee triangle game.
In college, I worked at @CrackerBarrel in Tallahassee. I even gave my life to Christ in their parking lot. Their logo was iconic and their unique restaurants were a fixture of American culture. No one asked for this woke rebrand. It’s time to Make Cracker Barrel Great Again 🇺🇸
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Check out the new episode of Finding My Audience with Allen Strickland Williams.
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