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AZ girl. Mom of 5. Likes: politics, sports, 🐶, comedy, true crime. Dislikes: Commies. Love child of Ron Swanson & April Ludgate. I block with reckless abandon.

Texas, USA
Joined January 2009
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What a time to be alive
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I like his style
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I think that’s enough Home Alone for this year 😂
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What he said 😬
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Question for my Jewish peeps. My son’s bball team is playing a Jewish school today and I have to know how these boys are keeping their kippahs in place with all the running and jumping etc.
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Nope. Don’t like that. 😅
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Pulled the ol’ switcheroo 😂
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I would have passed away
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Wait for it
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That’s a new one
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“Change the traffic pattern” 🤣
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Allie has some explaining to do
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I legitimately guffawed 💀
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Unreal
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😩😩😩😩😩
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Dogs will never cease to amaze me
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😎
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When I say I like dark humor, this is what I’m talking about 🙌💀
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Dwight Schrute’s dream vacation
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I was not prepared for the videographer reveal 🤯
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