Chase Mitchell
@ChaseMit
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I write for TV and pick up my dog’s shit with a little bag.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
It’s fucking insane that this person whose brain is a lukewarm ketchup slurry can say this and Democratic leadership can’t
“They’re not Hamas. They’re literally women and children. And you can’t unsee the amount of pictures and videos of children that have been blown to pieces and are they’re finding them dead in the rubble. That isn’t—those aren’t actors, that isn’t fake war propaganda. It’s very
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Hey, New York — Brian thinks he's our new CFO. We gave him a stage to prove it.
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Jennifer Garner, Capital One commercial: Hi, you might remember me from my other job Me: *long exhale* remind me?
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Too woke for him
Jim Caveizal will no longer return as Jesus in ‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST’ sequels. They are currently looking for someone to fill the role. (Source: https://t.co/sUFrf2g3t4)
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There’s one guy with a tuba who follows behind them as they walk
Members of the Texas National Guard have arrived in Illinois, according to sources familiar with their whereabouts and video taken of them at an Army Reserve training facility in a Chicago suburb. Read more: https://t.co/AkmU3diD97
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I wrote about the Bari Weiss CBS deal and the future of media under the Ellisons
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Wayne’s World 2 had a couple good gags
Charlton Heston was born on this day in 1923. Best last-minute replacement actor EVER!
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Absolutely dreadful list
The Golden Globe Awards have revealed the podcasts eligible for their first Best Podcast award, set to be given out at the 83rd annual ceremony in January. Contenders include “Call Her Daddy,” “Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard,” “Pod Save America” and “The Megyn Kelly Show,” as
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In an alternative timeline, Kamala Harris is in office, by now over 5 million gang members are in the country, Elon is in prison, Trump is dead, X is controlled by the DNC, I'm dead or in a gulag, your family is being rounded up, about to be murdered. We were that close.
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Idiots, morons, uncultured swine will say no
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@cleobug101 If your job doesn't have you looking like this at the end of the day you are not working
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“a few small beers” is chicken jockey for people who get a small popcorn and diet coke at the los feliz 3
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It’s $1 in Confederate money
BREAKING: The White House announces that the US Treasury will be producing $1 coins with President Trump's face.
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