“SAY HELLO TO MY ONLY FRIEND!”

Too many good actors this week, damn. Nip/Tuck was a v important show to me and even fooled me into thinking Ryan Murphy was talented.

RT @Todd_Spence: Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum on the last time they watched Jurassic Park 😂

Unfortunately Tiny Chef is being funded by Medicaid cuts.

RT @mattxiv: me when my brother being an insatiable pervert is the left’s fault somehow

So see this is actual antisemitism, as opposed to like, just being a Muslim guy running for office.

I mean sure but also this is not the guy I’m gonna turn to for a positive outlook on anything

Also QT shoulda made that Vega Brothers movie.

Yes, all his work with Tarantino was incredible, but I'll also remember him for 2 formative childhood viewing experiences: As the foster dad in Free Willy, and the guy trying to shoot the naked alien in Species.

Man, not to speak on behalf of kids cuz they’re pretty annoying, but I just saw Walmart run a Back To School commercial on the *first day of July.* You can get the FUCK outta here with that. First official day of summer was literally 10 days ago.

“We’ve decided to pivot into creating poor people rather than depicting them”.

RT @ydsTrey: Mr. Mamdani, I drew this picture of you beating me in the head with a large hammer. I’m very scared. What do you say to the BI….

Me and the boys on the way to see Superman (2025).

Hey, @RepSwalwell, you follow me, would love an answer here.

RT @wideofthepost: he has not said anything negative about Jewish people @ericswalwell, this is an utterly deranged smear.

What did he say about Jewish people, @RepSwalwell? Can you give even one example.

I literally could not recommend a movie more. Not just for how charming, funny, and inventive it is, or how goddamn good it looks, but also just for what it represents.

RT @adamjohnsonCHI: Checking in on the Dersh’s last three tweets

Dude, just go jack off.

Weird way to announce the characters are gonna have one-month 4-way