Chase Mitchell
@ChaseMit
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I write for TV and pick up my dog’s shit with a little bag.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
Why does Vince McMahon look like he’s about to tell Beetlejuice he needs a dinner jacket to dine here
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“Elisha Cuthbert wasn’t just the girl next door… I also took several days to jack off”
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Try this revolutionary app where you can imagine ANYTHING, like ripping off the world’s most well-known IP, which is what we thought of for the first example
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This bald, pathetic — and it must be said, bald — loser is just lying about this. LA is fine. It’s been fine. Our biggest problem is literally fire. The cities Trump is attacking on the East Coast that all happen to have black mayors? Also fine. Don’t listen to this cuck skinhead.
Crime stats in big blue cities are fake. The real rates of crime, chaos & dysfunction are orders of magnitude higher. Everyone who lives in these areas knows this. They program their entire lives around it. Democrats are trying to unravel civilization. Pres Trump will save it.
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Great books, great movie, great tv show, great videogames — the only IP to never be adapted badly?.
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I really think Better Call Saul might be the best thing I’ll ever watch on TV.
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I wanna For You like an animal.
Nathan Fielder, Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross. PEEL IT BACK.NORTH AMERICAN LEG.AUGUST 10TH • VANCOUVER
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RT @Thatoneguy64: 'Cotton Eye Joe' Ending Explained: Where Did He Come From and Where Did He Go?.
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Sounds like it wasn’t his… decision to leave.
Park Chan-wook has been expelled from the Writers Guild of America for writing on his series ‘THE SYMPATHIZER’ during the writers strike. (Source:
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I saw Weapons *this morning* and I was the last of my friends to see it. It's gonna have a good weekend.
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Ok now having seen Weapons, I’d really like to know what the fuck this person is talking about.
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