Chase Mitchell
@ChaseMit
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I write for TV and pick up my dog’s shit with a little bag.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
netflix wants you to think that this is the same as watching a movie on your ipad
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Imagine if everything in life was as good as gold. It’s easy to invest in, could help grow your wealth, and protect it too. A timeless asset that stands strong when others may not.
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That’s not a baby. She’s been so opposed to all-gender restrooms that she refuses to take a shit
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Why does he look like he’s saying “yoink”
From @TheAthletic: “This is truly one of the great honors of my life.” FIFA President Gianni Infantino awarded President Trump a new golden trophy, a golden medal and a certificate, and told him: “This is your prize, this is your peace prize.” https://t.co/g2Y7DOtp9c
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Warner Bros Discovery’s David Zaslav celebrates the Netflix acquisition in new statement: “Today’s announcement combines two of the greatest storytelling companies in the world to bring to even more people the entertainment they love to watch the most. By coming together with
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Just remember when you're dancing on Paramount's grave that this outcome is *also* extremely fucking bad
Warner Bros. Discovery has entered exclusive negotiations to sell its film and TV studios and HBO Max streaming service to Netflix, according to people familiar with the discussions
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A great thing to do when you're trying to buy a company, I've heard, is to publicly be very mad at them
In its quest to own half of Hollywood, Paramount sent a letter accusing Warner Bros. Discovery of favoring Netflix's bids. https://t.co/hp7n990eVr
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How did you not get bored even typing this tired-ass take
Despite having the biggest box office numbers of all time, the Avatar franchise has had almost no cultural impact compared to Marvel, Star Wars, etc. It’s very strange. Why is that? Give me your best explanations.
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When Medicare payments to physicians fall behind the rate of inflation, everyone feels the strain. Learn how these cuts affect you.
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This was cute at first but at this point I think she’s having mini-strokes
Robert Downey Jr says that Gwyneth Paltrow once asked him who Tom Holland was, despite starring alongside him several times. “I responded, ‘That’s Spider-Man. He said his name was Peter. His character's name is Peter. He's Tom Holland. You've done 4 movies with him.’” (Source:
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Really funny, sad movie, arresting performance. Still not as good as he is in that Social Network video tho
Dylan O’Brien is nominated for Best Lead Performance at the Independent Spirit Awards for ‘TWINLESS’
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Kept telling each family “I’ll be back again someday”
‘Frosty the Snowman’ voice actor Jackie Vernon exposed by son for having 3 secret families https://t.co/mchweony8m
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Do you think I knew what the fuck this was in 1992 other than funny
‘ZOOTOPIA 2’ originally had a 4-minute long scene that was a homage of Clarice and Hannibal’s first meeting in ‘SILENCE OF THE LAMBS’ “We did word by word the first scene when Hannibal Lecter meets Clarice… That’s where we go, now we have lost our younger audience members”
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They’ve worked the slurring into his actual title
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Why are the chicken and pigs separated by glass if they’re on the same side? Why is the dialogue in the next frame arbitrarily split between two word balloons, especially if neither of them belong to the other woman? Is it, perhaps, because this sucks
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Usually you have to have graduated college to teach there
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Always a good idea to run your tweets by a friend first
Just spent the evening with Trump @realDonaldTrump at Mara Lago - his STAMINA is Unbelievable for any age.
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And white people at karaoke were never the same
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All it takes is one good pumpkin with a gun
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