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pre-patriarchy ⚘ socialist ⚘ symbolic demolitionist mapping cross frame errors ⚘ studying for the turing test ⚘ 🏳️‍🌈 lesbian

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@humanbeingawk
HumanBeingAwkward
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artisan soap shaped like bunches of grapes, handmade in tripoli, lebanon, by a family with a tradition dating back to 1803
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if i was a flavor it would be a spicy pear
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do they stand when our children are murdered in their classrooms? Charlie wasn’t even a politician, glad there’s that one woman, but look how rare she is vs the common majority. i’ll never stop saying this, good people are outliers, neurodivergent even, cognitively distinct.
@RMXnews
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BREAKING: Left-wing MEPs in the European Parliament refuse to observe a minute's silence for Charlie Kirk.
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@Cooperstreaming
Cooper
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You know, the body has a way of rejecting a bullet if it doesn't really want to get shot.
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@humanbeingawk
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we should all send tips about the charlie kirk shooter
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it’s official
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Lucifer
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Charlie Kirk has arrived in Hell.
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@spoonfulofhan
Han 🖤
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Requiring doctor’s notes every single time is classist and also ableist. Chronically ill employees and students can’t go to the doctor every time they feel awful, and healthcare isn’t cheap.
@jt0hny
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What’s an opinion that will have you like this?
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@humanbeingawk
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the shooter is politically
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i’d like to smell like pepper. is there a pepper scented perfume?
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dammit, came to work with my pants on backwards, i hope nobody looks too closely at the pockets
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@humanbeingawk
HumanBeingAwkward
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just stopped by the co op to grab lunch. it was my first job. who was still working there, the guy who joked, after months of sexual harassment, that my arm was so thin it would be easy for him to snap. i reported it, mgmt did nothing despite witnesses, i quit.
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if you could see an alien, but the sight risks triggering psychic fracture (your own) would you still do it?
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@humanbeingawk
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thanks for coming, help yourself to some cake and milk tea. what do you think is going to happen next? is political violence escalating? ☕️ #charliekirk
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@humanbeingawk
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the manager hired her to replace somebody, but we’re not sure who, and the manager clearly likes it that way.
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@humanbeingawk
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it’s not actually complicated, it’s just convoluted. i offered to help, and told her she can ask me anything anytime
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there’s a new hire. during training she openly sighs and complains about how complicated it is. then the manager kind of glares at her. pure comedy 😂
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@humanbeingawk
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did the bullet ricochet off his body armor? 🤔 if you freeze the video, something lifts his shirt. i guess it could be the force of the shot to his neck, but is it possible it was caused by a ricochet?
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HumanBeingAwkward
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the perfect cup does not exi—-
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HumanBeingAwkward
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charlie kirk 1993-2025
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